Masturbation

[Lunatic1966]

How many men and women here masturbate while driving? I love to masturbate while I am on long drives. mostly at night so other drivers can not see, but I will turn on the map light so the truckers can watch. And what do you do with your cum? do you eat or just wipe it away? looking forward to stories.....cheers,

[sammie19]

How many men and women here masturbate while driving? I love to masturbate while I am on long drives. mostly at night so other drivers can not see, but I will turn on the map light so the truckers can watch. And what do you do with your cum? do you eat or just wipe it away? looking forward to stories.....cheers,

On the A697 at a set of temporary traffic lights turned on red while travelling to my mum's we stopped to find some dickhead in an open topped MG with his cock out and in hand smirking at us. I was driving but Megan took exception to his little game and threw her cup of very hot coffee over his little treasure. Some may think her action somewhat irresponsible and without humour.

But dicks like him and the likes of you deserve that and worse for I think doing that sort of thing while driving is at least as irresponsible as driving and talking on a mobile phone without hands free equipment. It is hazardous and dangerous and I have seen the tragic results at first hand and not just on telly. Not only do you not have maximum control over your own vehicle you distract others from having control over theirs.

I hope you are found out and caught and hope you lose your licence for a very long time. What you say you do is idiocy. You have chosen a very apt name.

[bi-male-n-wife]

Thank you Sammie,

You hit the nail on the head. Only an idiot would want to jack-off while driving and not concentrate on it. That is the stupid question of the year award.

[tenni]

so much for tolerance on this bisexual website. The judgementals are out again.

This is not something that interests me ..well if someone in the car with me reaches over and plays with my junk a bit it can be amusing but only at a light or something when the car is not moving. Safety first and all.

It seems to be a fairly common male exhibitionist's interest/fantasy but I have no idea how many actually do it. I've heard but never seen women exposing their breasts to another driver...same thing ..kinda.

[sammie19]

so much for tolerance on this bisexual website. The judgementals are out again.

This is not something that interests me ..well if someone in the car with me reaches over and plays with my junk a bit it can be amusing but only at a light or something when the car is not moving.

It seems to be a fairly common male exhibitionist's interest/fantasy but I have no idea how many actually do it. I've heard but never seen women exposing their breasts to another driver...same thing ..kinda.

I will comment and if I ever see anything like it again it wont be a cup of coffee over a man's little treasures, it will be filmed and the car registration passed to the police. Very useful things mobile phones. What we are talking about is dangerous and irresponsible and it is also against the law. I don't care what people do to each other consensually but there is a time and place. On the public highway on the move is not such a time or such a place while driving a car or other vehicle. Even stopped at the side of a road if in public view, for that too can be a distraction for motorists.

A car is a lethal weapon in irresponsible hands we both know it. Yes I am exercising judgement, but being judgemental? Not in the sense you mean it. Would you tolerate a car smashing into you as a result of a guy or a woman cumming at the end of a wank and losing control?

[jimpgh6969]

I have to admit, I am guilty of this...lol..I have done it often.

[Realist]

Yes, I've done it...a few times in my teens and early 20s.

I don't mean to spoil the OPs fun....... but, because of a personal experience, I have to agree with Sammie. It is an extremely irresponsible thing to do. I certainly never thought of having an accident, before the incident below.

When I was 21, I think, I was driving on a back-country dirt road, while a lover was going down on me. Even though there was no traffic and I was driving slow, when I had an orgasm I lost control of the car. I ran over a mail box, that was mounted on a 4X4 post! I'm very lucky it wasn't a person, which it might have well been. All it cost me was a new junk yard bumper.

Even though the person I was with thought it was hilarious, it basically scared the hell out of me! It dawned on me that what we'd been doing could have caused a very serious accident and I've never repeated that mistake.

This is one of those things that might seem funny, at first, but if you think of the ramifications.......................no need to harp on the subject.

[hgf33]

Wow, here we go again with jumping down someone's throat for simply going about their merry way, asking for stories relating to his own. While it's not the smartest thing or most appropriate thing to do, it doesn't deserve name calling or such rude judgement. That's not what he asked for! It, like anything else, can be done, with control and responsibility. People eat, drink, do their makeup, talk on the phone, smoke, change the radio station or their CDs, dig for something in their purse, look at scenery, scratch an itch, sneeze, have their dogs in their laps (TOTALLY not safe), follow their GPS, and hell, some people even fucking READ while driving! Some people speed, some people don't pay attention or use their signals, some people go too slow, some people are just too stupid to drive, but they're allowed!! There are a thousand different things that could cause an accident. You have to be safe and responsible no matter what you do or don't do. Those who are judging, you can't tell me you're always 10-and-2 and never do anything but sit perfectly still until you arrive at your destination. The only people who deserve to be called dicks are those who do things where they have no control at all... Drunk drivers, drugged drivers, drivers who are texting, etc. And NO ONE here should be called any names. He didn't ask "hey, do you think this is a good idea?" He asked if anyone else does it. Yeah, sure, I don't want to find out that the cause of my wreck was someone getting off, but guess what... I don't want to find out someone caused a wreck by ANYTHING. Is there really an acceptable cause of an accident?! Clearly, he has control over his car. Many people do it, and many people participate in road head. MANY. Accidents from that are practically unheard of. We can't ever guarantee that ANYONE else on the road isn't going to make a wrong, split-second move. This is why we drive defensively. I understand you have your opinions, but for fuck's sake, when are we gonna stick to these forum topics and stop attacking people?! He asked if you do. You don't? Good, great, grand for you. Why not politely state your opinion like an adult instead of wanting to cut his balls off?! Now, let me reiterate. It's not the safest, smartest thing to do, but is anything in life risk-free, especially while driving? I don't condone it but I'm not against it (unless you are exposing yourself to children or something.) As long as you have control of your vehicle, do what you're safely capable of doing. Drunk drivers, "texters", people on drugs, and people who don't pay attention are the real dicks, go attack them. I'd like to.

And is it really illegal? Because you're also not supposed to eat and use your cell phone... That phone you want to whip out and bust someone with. Sodomy and many other things are illegal too. Speeding is illegal and unsafe, do you ever go 1-5 mph over? Someone should snap a pic of you and send it to the police.

Please don't get me wrong. I totally get where you're coming from. But there's no reason to be so mean! And this girl dumping coffee on some guy's lap?! You're friend Megan should be in fucking jail, and the cops would've seen it the same way. That guy could've sought a nice chunk of change in court. You may have ruined his life. And who was he harming? No one. So you didn't want to see it. Well I don't want to see lots of things, but it's life.

Realist, thank you for calmly and politely telling your cautionary tale.

And I would be a hypocrite if I didn't add to the topic somewhere. Yeah, I've done it. It's been ages. But I always have full control of my vehicle and my body, no matter what. I've given road head, too. Doesn't happen often, but if he's having an issue with control, I stop. Simple as that. Like Tenni said, safety first.

[jackbirdjay]

I have done it a few times. use a napkin or towel to cum in.

[sammie19]

Wow, here we go again with jumping down someone's throat for simply going about their merry way, asking for stories relating to his own. While it's not the smartest thing or most appropriate thing to do, it doesn't deserve name calling or such rude judgement. That's not what he asked for! It, like anything else, can be done, with control and responsibility. People eat, drink, do their makeup, talk on the phone, smoke, change the radio station or their CDs, dig for something in their purse, look at scenery, scratch an itch, sneeze, have their dogs in their laps (TOTALLY not safe), follow their GPS, and hell, some people even fucking READ while driving! Some people speed, some people don't pay attention or use their signals, some people go too slow, some people are just too stupid to drive, but they're allowed!! There are a thousand different things that could cause an accident. You have to be safe and responsible no matter what you do or don't do. Those who are judging, you can't tell me you're always 10-and-2 and never do anything but sit perfectly still until you arrive at your destination. The only people who deserve to be called dicks are those who do things where they have no control at all... Drunk drivers, drugged drivers, drivers who are texting, etc. And NO ONE here should be called any names. He didn't ask "hey, do you think this is a good idea?" He asked if anyone else does it. Yeah, sure, I don't want to find out that the cause of my wreck was someone getting off, but guess what... I don't want to find out someone caused a wreck by ANYTHING. Is there really an acceptable cause of an accident?! Clearly, he has control over his car. Many people do it, and many people participate in road head. MANY. Accidents from that are practically unheard of. We can't ever guarantee that ANYONE else on the road isn't going to make a wrong, split-second move. This is why we drive defensively. I understand you have your opinions, but for fuck's sake, when are we gonna stick to these forum topics and stop attacking people?! He asked if you do. You don't? Good, great, grand for you. Why not politely state your opinion like an adult instead of wanting to cut his balls off?! Now, let me reiterate. It's not the safest, smartest thing to do, but is anything in life risk-free, especially while driving? I don't condone it but I'm not against it (unless you are exposing yourself to children or something.) As long as you have control of your vehicle, do what you're safely capable of doing. Drunk drivers, "texters", people on drugs, and people who don't pay attention are the real dicks, go attack them. I'd like to.

And is it really illegal? Because you're also not supposed to eat and use your cell phone... That phone you want to whip out and bust someone with. Sodomy and many other things are illegal too. Speeding is illegal and unsafe, do you ever go 1-5 mph over? Someone should snap a pic of you and send it to the police.

Please don't get me wrong. I totally get where you're coming from. But there's no reason to be so mean! And this girl dumping coffee on some guy's lap?! You're friend Megan should be in fucking jail, and the cops would've seen it the same way. That guy could've sought a nice chunk of change in court. You may have ruined his life. And who was he harming? No one. So you didn't want to see it. Well I don't want to see lots of things, but it's life.

Realist, thank you for calmly and politely telling your cautionary tale.

And I would be a hypocrite if I didn't add to the topic somewhere. Yeah, I've done it. It's been ages. But I always have full control of my vehicle and my body, no matter what. I've given road head, too. Doesn't happen often, but if he's having an issue with control, I stop. Simple as that. Like Tenni said, safety first.

It is because I have done it, or at least was giving head to a bf, and because of his lack of concentration, his distraction, because we also distracted a tractor driver at the same time who almost veered off the road, and because we almost knocked down a little boy walking his dog, that I feel as I do. It is not simply to be a killjoy, for I am anything but that.

You learn lessons from mistakes and that one one I dont need to be taught a second time.

You may believe the guy we saw was harming no one. But if because of his fiddling someone was distracted and had an accident? There are enough distractions on our roads simply by being on them without people doing things which even momentarily can distract us from getting from A to B. Maybe even permanently.

He and anyone else can wank in their car whenever they please for me. But not on the public highway when distraction of others is a likely or possible consequence, and never when on the move.

[Lunatic1966]

WOW!!!!!!! thanks for the info.......first topic I have started on this site and will definitely be my last!!!!!!thanks.....just a couple of comments before I go....so because sammie did it and had an issue now no one else can do it......sort of like the smoker who quits and now all who smoke are second class citizens? I have been very careful when doing this, I can do more that one thing at a time. I pull over before I cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bimalenwife.................thanks for the nomination.....is there a monetary prize for the winner? btw, I have read a number of more sketchier posts here (incest) and a lot of people don't seem to have a problem with that.(sick bastards).
Oct 6, 2010, 10:01 AM
Replies: 48
How was your First sucking cock?
Views: 4,942
Posted By bi-male-n-wife
Re: How was your First sucking cock?

It was great!! I was 13 and my brother was 15. We slept together. I caught him jacking off and he showed me. Then later we sucked each other and cummed in each other's mouth. Done it a lot of...

..huh, maybe I'm on the wrong site............sorry ........

[hgf33]

It is because I have done it, or at least was giving head to a bf, and because of his lack of concentration, his distraction, because we also distracted a tractor driver at the same time who almost veered off the road, and because we almost knocked down a little boy walking his dog, that I feel as I do. It is not simply to be a killjoy, for I am anything but that.

You learn lessons from mistakes and that one one I dont need to be taught a second time.

You may believe the guy we saw was harming no one. But if because of his fiddling someone was distracted and had an accident? There are enough distractions on our roads simply by being on them without people doing things which even momentarily can distract us from getting from A to B. Maybe even permanently.

He and anyone else can wank in their car whenever they please for me. But not on the public highway when distraction of others is a likely or possible consequence, and never when on the move.


I know you're not being a killjoy, I just think you were a little harsh about it, that's all. I always play devil's advocate... I am able to see points on all sides of any story. I don't disagree with you that it's dangerous, but a zillion other things can cause accidents, too. All I'm saying is, you kinda went off on him personally, and since you've done it, you can't judge so harshly. You didn't share your personal experience right off the bat, you just attacked. I'm not trying to be rude and I'm not replying toward just you personally. People need to quit being so rude in general on here. I do, however, strongly disagree with the coffee situation. I know it was your friend and not you, so that's good. But in that situation, get a description and a plate number and call the cops. That guy could've had or caused an accident for any reason, though hot coffee to the lap is a sure way to cause a wreck, and ruin the rest of his life and probably his family's. If someone gets distracted bc they see him, that's THEIR fault for not paying attention to the road!! Someone might drive by you, think you're pretty, and stare at you, causing them to drift into another lane. Is it suddenly YOUR fault for being pretty?! (And don't act like that never happens...) ;)

[hgf33]

WOW!!!!!!! thanks for the info.......first topic I have started on this site and will definitely be my last!!!!!!thanks.....just a couple of comments before I go....so because sammie did it and had an issue now no one else can do it......sort of like the smoker who quits and now all who smoke are second class citizens? I have been very careful when doing this, I can do more that one thing at a time. I pull over before I cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bimalenwife.................thanks for the nomination.....is there a monetary prize for the winner? btw, I have read a number of more sketchier posts here (incest) and a lot of people don't seem to have a problem with that.(sick bastards).
Oct 6, 2010, 10:01 AM
Replies: 48
How was your First sucking cock?
Views: 4,942
Posted By bi-male-n-wife
Re: How was your First sucking cock?

It was great!! I was 13 and my brother was 15. We slept together. I caught him jacking off and he showed me. Then later we sucked each other and cummed in each other's mouth. Done it a lot of...

..huh, maybe I'm on the wrong site............sorry ........

I agree with you, I've seen WAY worse things on here, and people are calm and understanding when replying. We need to be calm and understanding in EVERY comment, and yet everyone seems to be so hostile lately! I know Sammie probably meant well, and we all have our moments of "oops, I came on a little strong", but some people are just asshats! Way to take Bi-male-n-wife's comment with a grain of salt. And that thing you just quoted was posted by them?!?! That's awesome, kudos to you for doing your homework! The word "owned" comes to mind... but I'll just sit back and enjoy the amusement. Lesson: If you're going to dish it out, you better be able to take it.

Lunatic, I hope you don't feel like you can never post another thread. Post whatever you want. It's your right. If someone doesn't like it, fuck 'em.

[twntexas]

Hey I'm one of those awful, reckless, thoughtless bastards that's beat off while driving too. When I was younger. Usually on my way back from Larado, between Larado and Catulla. One time with the passanger in an 18 wheeler looking down. Hey it gets boring out there. Beats fidiling with the radio trying to find a station that isnt country western and speaks english.