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DuckiesDarling
Dec 1, 2011, 12:13 AM
This was posted on a site I belong to.


A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly
across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree that no woodpecker could peck!
The Californian woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the
tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. So after flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:










Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

orallybi4cpl
Dec 1, 2011, 12:25 AM
The wife is packing and the husband says where are you goin?
She says.. I'm moving to Las Vegas... I heard pros make 400 a night
for what I give you for free.

He started packing too... She says.. where do you think you're going?

He said.. I'm going to Las Vegas too.. I want to see you live on 800 a year! :tongue:

orallybi4cpl
Dec 1, 2011, 12:26 AM
Know why a lesbian can't be on a diet and have makeup on at the same time?

Well.. you can't be eating Jenny Craig, if you have Mary Kaye on your face. :tong::cool:

keefer201
Dec 1, 2011, 3:04 PM
What's the difference between a whore and a rooster? A rooster says "cockadoodledoo" and the whore says "any cock will do" Ugh! You silly woman DD.