How To Make A Man Happy vs How To Make A Woman Happy

[tenni]

Would you add anything else to the lists? ;) :bounce:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So whats so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but..
To make a woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
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[Newly_Bi]

The women's list seems short lol

[Annika L]

Yes, tenni...but look at how much more you're *getting*! *snerk*

So...would you assume the women's list is what we're looking for in other women, too? Or should we have different standards?

[Hypersexual11]

If you were ALL of those things, she would leave you for someone needing "fixed".

[12voltyV2.0]

One more thing to add to the guy's list: "We don't need to talk about it!!" (whatever IT is)

To add to the women's list---the corollary of this: "Honey---we need to talk--NOW!!"

[tenni]

Yes, tenni...but look at how much more you're *getting*! *snerk*

So...would you assume the women's list is what we're looking for in other women, too? Or should we have different standards?

Annika
Well as a mere mortal man, I would not presume what a woman is looking from other women to make them happy. (where is the humble button?) ah...:bowdown:

Tell us ladies if a lady was trying to make you happy, would this list work or would you add to/change it? :)

Does that lead to this question?
Does a bisexual woman expect different things from a woman than they do a man? ;)

Same for a biguy expectation from another man? (personally the list would work for a man or woman…maybe no BS from a guy speak upfront honesty..no BS?)

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Typically the list would be thus: Show her love, compassion, care, tenderness, understanding. Give her attention, thoughts, quiet support, respect, and Love.

For men: Show up naked and bring beer.

Nuff said.. Snicker..:}
Cat

[Gearbox]

5. Don't bother him with his movements
Doesn't that come under No3 as letting take a $h!£ in peace?:)

Same for a biguy expectation from another man?
I VERY naively expected a complete non drama, natural unspoken understanding with a bloke. A 'no fuss' & 'no frills' version of a m/f relationship.:oh:

[tenni]

Doesn't that come under No3 as letting take a $h!£ in peace?[/FONT][/COLOR]:)
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:oh:

Ya I wondered if that is what it meant. I guess it could mean leave me alone when I am sitting on the toilet. Then I thought ..maybe it means Stop tracking my movements as to where I go. Don't make me report in specific detail as to my movements to the last minute?

Or it could be both…lol