Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar

[charles-smythe]

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal."
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Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

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Yet she still gets the Democratic votes !!!! Does anyone understand this????

[Hypersexual11]

I had hope for Bernie but cliton is a true politician and knows how to take down a good guy. The clintons were horrible for the country but memories are very short, what..24 hours and the slate is clean? And then there is trump. I think he is going to win the election for the dems.

[jem_is_bi]

I had hope for Bernie but cliton is a true politician and knows how to take down a good guy. The clintons were horrible for the country but memories are very short, what..24 hours and the slate is clean? And then there is trump. I think he is going to win the election for the dems.
I like Bernie better than Hillary. But, most important, I very much hope you are right about Trump.

[hankerxxx]

That was GREAT!

[darkeyes]

Couldn't for pride bring mesel 2 vote for a gadgie whose surname means fart:eek2:! Especially a billionaire, right wing, xenophobic, racist, misogynistic, humourless, religious bigot and violent bully boy such as Donnie boy whose entire political philosophy mings worse than ne noisy exhalation of methane out of his or ne1 elses arse.. may the fates help humanity should he become Pres.. and if the blonde, bloated, Eton snob of a buffoon becomes PM here after the EU referendum, fascism in the west is guaranteed to triumph...

[tenni]

Through the eyes of Trump ...enjoy.


https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedVideo/videos/1929770497163823/?fref=nf

[tenni]

Here is an analysis of a Trump statement.


https://youtu.be/_aFo_BV-UzI

[pepperjack]

Couldn't for pride bring mesel 2 vote for a gadgie whose surname means fart:eek2:! Especially a billionaire, right wing, xenophobic, racist, misogynistic, humourless, religious bigot and violent bully boy such as Donnie boy whose entire political philosophy mings worse than ne noisy exhalation of methane out of his or ne1 elses arse.. may the fates help humanity should he become Pres.. and if the blonde, bloated, Eton snob of a buffoon becomes PM here after the EU referendum, fascism in the west is guaranteed to triumph...

:eek2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az86iKhWAjk

[darkeyes]

The clown is far 2 old 2 play Damien! And far 2 unpleasant 2 b considered Auld Clootie, Pep! ;)

[pepperjack]

The clown is far 2 old 2 play Damien! And far 2 unpleasant 2 b considered Auld Clootie, Pep! ;)

I was thinking in the context of him being an adult Damien, Dark. And this is too eerie of a coincidence, similarity :eek2: ;) http://www.npr.org/2015/11/10/455331251/this-is-where-donald-trump-played-by-the-rules-and-learned-to-beat-the-game

[tenni]

Show us your dick.
in the name of transparency.
;)
https://www.facebook.com/CollegeHumor/

[tenni]

It is under the video section. The legs of a spider and a woman in red stripes.

[darkeyes]

:yikes2:
I was thinking in the context of him being an adult Damien, Dark. And this is too eerie of a coincidence, similarity :eek2: ;) http://www.npr.org/2015/11/10/455331251/this-is-where-donald-trump-played-by-the-rules-and-learned-to-beat-the-game

I c wotya mean...:eek2:

[void()]

Interesting

[pepperjack]

Interesting

I find it interesting that you find it interesting . ;) :smilies15

[darkeyes]

I find it interesting that you find it interesting . ;) :smilies15
Fascinating... :impleased:tongue:;):love87:

[tenni]

get a room you two...lol ;)

[pepperjack]

Fascinating... :impleased:tongue:;):love87:

;) :smilies15

[pole_smoker]

Do you think he will win? Or the electoral college will decide he is to be the next President?

[jem_is_bi]

Do you think he will win? Or the electoral college will decide he is to be the next President?

Those that do not vote or can not vote may be the deciding factor in who wins this election.

[washlb58]

Because nothing in your joke is true.