The Chunkly
Mar 28, 2020, 7:59 AM
No names mentioned
Saw an old mate back in December 18 year before last.
I asked him how’s things mate?
Not seen you in two years or so.
Well you would not get ya’ breath matey.
reallyI got to tell someone about this or I’m guna bust.
Ok What?
So he starts to tell me.
He walked down the road.
He saw a Lady Smart well dressed the smell of expensive perfume.
He looked at her and thought wow she’s out of my league.
Later round the shops he saw her again, but this time she spoke to him.
She was very well spoken and asked how he was.
A bit of small talk went back on fro she asked me.
So how you feel today in, this lovely sunshine, its glories isn't it?
I’m good thanks.
Married?
No, but divorced.
Marriage is complicated she said in a soft voice.
Girlfriend? ...She said.
Nope he said.
Dinner?
Hu?
Dinner!
Err well ok.
They went to a pub and got a table and started to chat and eat the meal.
Then she said.
Let me ask you something baby, she said in a soft voice.
What?
Do you want me?
Sorry?
Do, You, Want, ME?
Flipping heck!
What’s going on here?
I need someone, to meet up with once a week perhaps twice.
My husband is impotent and I have needs.
Am I dreaming, Is this a wind up?
Why Me?
She then explained.
Not Married.
Clean, tidy, smart looking chap.
No Girlfriend.
Polite, well mannered.
And did I say good Looking.
Good Looking? .. Me yeah right ok.
I want .. something baby,
Do you?
I want you.
Really?
I need someone to satisfy my needs, my wants.
Leaning right into me she whispered,
Well baby, I can be, as I want to be your whore.
OMG I’m Dreaming!
You see baby. She whispered.
“I am the dirty secret that only you will know”,
No one else knows about, ...... to see, to hold, to touch, to do whatever you want.
This is a fuckin wind up?
No, really I have been looking for the right person.
You, Are, It!
Gulp!
I have no money you know.
You don’t need money baby she whispered.
You will love me, you will not want for anything as long as you treat me as I want.
I want you to treat me as your whore every time we meet.
I can be your, everything, while we are together.
Shaking his head he says this has got to be a wind up!
No she says, no wind up.
She then goes on to say.
But.
You see me in the street.
You walk past.
You see me in the street.
You do NOT look at me, never ever.
She asks.
Can you meet me at a hotel tomorrow at 10am?
Err Yes I think so.
You Can, Or You CAN’T! ..... NOT I Think So! She snapped
Ok, ok I can no problem.
So they met up he says, and she wanted to be treated as a whore and everything, I’m like thinking I’m fookin dreaming, but it happened.
He said that they met up twice a week for two years, sometimes more but never less, sex was amazing he said.
Well you still seeing her I asked?
Yup.
And ?
Well she blows me like no other, but I’m not supposed to tell anyone as she is paranoid that her husband will find out but she will do anything and she is fooking kinky mate REALLY?
Has anyone had an encounter anything like this as sure as hell I ant lol
Saw an old mate back in December 18 year before last.
I asked him how’s things mate?
Not seen you in two years or so.
Well you would not get ya’ breath matey.
reallyI got to tell someone about this or I’m guna bust.
Ok What?
So he starts to tell me.
He walked down the road.
He saw a Lady Smart well dressed the smell of expensive perfume.
He looked at her and thought wow she’s out of my league.
Later round the shops he saw her again, but this time she spoke to him.
She was very well spoken and asked how he was.
A bit of small talk went back on fro she asked me.
So how you feel today in, this lovely sunshine, its glories isn't it?
I’m good thanks.
Married?
No, but divorced.
Marriage is complicated she said in a soft voice.
Girlfriend? ...She said.
Nope he said.
Dinner?
Hu?
Dinner!
Err well ok.
They went to a pub and got a table and started to chat and eat the meal.
Then she said.
Let me ask you something baby, she said in a soft voice.
What?
Do you want me?
Sorry?
Do, You, Want, ME?
Flipping heck!
What’s going on here?
I need someone, to meet up with once a week perhaps twice.
My husband is impotent and I have needs.
Am I dreaming, Is this a wind up?
Why Me?
She then explained.
Not Married.
Clean, tidy, smart looking chap.
No Girlfriend.
Polite, well mannered.
And did I say good Looking.
Good Looking? .. Me yeah right ok.
I want .. something baby,
Do you?
I want you.
Really?
I need someone to satisfy my needs, my wants.
Leaning right into me she whispered,
Well baby, I can be, as I want to be your whore.
OMG I’m Dreaming!
You see baby. She whispered.
“I am the dirty secret that only you will know”,
No one else knows about, ...... to see, to hold, to touch, to do whatever you want.
This is a fuckin wind up?
No, really I have been looking for the right person.
You, Are, It!
Gulp!
I have no money you know.
You don’t need money baby she whispered.
You will love me, you will not want for anything as long as you treat me as I want.
I want you to treat me as your whore every time we meet.
I can be your, everything, while we are together.
Shaking his head he says this has got to be a wind up!
No she says, no wind up.
She then goes on to say.
But.
You see me in the street.
You walk past.
You see me in the street.
You do NOT look at me, never ever.
She asks.
Can you meet me at a hotel tomorrow at 10am?
Err Yes I think so.
You Can, Or You CAN’T! ..... NOT I Think So! She snapped
Ok, ok I can no problem.
So they met up he says, and she wanted to be treated as a whore and everything, I’m like thinking I’m fookin dreaming, but it happened.
He said that they met up twice a week for two years, sometimes more but never less, sex was amazing he said.
Well you still seeing her I asked?
Yup.
And ?
Well she blows me like no other, but I’m not supposed to tell anyone as she is paranoid that her husband will find out but she will do anything and she is fooking kinky mate REALLY?
Has anyone had an encounter anything like this as sure as hell I ant lol