Vacuum cleaner?

[bihubby815]

Had anyone else here ever used a vacuum to get off? I recently bought a shop-vac attachment and taped it to my vacuum. Turned on some porn, lubed up and used the vacuum to stroke off. Best part is there?s no clean up, she swallows every time lol. Seriously tho, had anyone else done this?

[guywholikesboth]

I have used a vacuum cleaner a few times on my cock was enjoyable just stuck my cock in the hose

[Neonaught]

Never tried it since I have 8 different models of Fleshlight! The medic in me thinks this is serious risk of injury. The Fleshlight feels so much better and I buy them on sale in the Black Fridays time of year.

[Rvdude05]

Yes! Been there, done that. As ge 12 thru 15, and loved that thing. Never failed to get me off. My favorite was letting the pressure beat my cock against the tube.

[csreef]

I had a friend who used an industrial shop vac on his Penis. He said he almost couldn't get it off. He then told me his penis turned black and blue then black. Also it caused him to pee blood.

Not too smart.

[KDaddy23]

I know a guy who did that and his balls got sucked in there and, wow. He was in incredible pain and they took him to the ER to get his dick and balls out of the tube.

[notsureif]

I have used pool vac a few times

[BeauKnerr]

Oh yea! My father used to have a wet-vacuum shop vac in the garage. We lived in a small house, so the garage was where I used to hang out and get up to no good by setting things on fire, mixing random substances together to create noxious gases, or finding ways to entertain my hormone-drenched teenage dick. At one point, I looked at that vacuum and thought to myself, "damn, I bet that's a good fuck". And boy, was I right. It became the thing to do when I was alone at the house. No, we couldn't have mom opening the door to the garage to thank me for taking the initiative to tidy up the garage only to find me balls deep into dad's shopvac writhing in orgasmic bliss.

So, on those special days, I would giddily saunter out to the garage and find my little fuckbuddy. I would remove the hose from the suction port on the side and "turn on" that bad boy on (excuse the pun), tingling with anticipation as the giant sucking sound beckoned me forth. I would then slowly insert my raging boner into that hungry hole. All of that air forcefully sucking my cock felt wondrous. At a certain depth of insertion, the whirling air would create some kind of resonance and my cock would start vibrating wildly, which felt so unbelievably good, it always sent me over the edge into a dizzying orgasm as I unleashed torrents of adolescent spunk into the throat and belly of dear old dad's shop vac. After replacing the suction hose, I would place my fucktoy back in its place as if nothing had happened. Like most teen boys, I was unconcerned with the etiquette of post-masturbatory cleanup. One day I happened to remove the lid from the vacuum and was shocked to see copious telltale cum stains all over the filter canister. Surely, old dad must have noticed these when he emptied the vacuum on occasion. But he never said a word about it.

Hell, he might have been adding to them as well. "That a boy! Like father like son!"