is it possible to "cum out ur butt"?

[AnalTom]

Hello my new bi friends. :three:

I think perhaps you will find my question a little rued, but do you think it is possible to "shoot a wad" out the backdoor?

Here's why I ask this, because Jeff said hey dad off to hunt those nightcrawlers and I thot "hee hee, i'll get up to some mischief (porn cum eating edging docking with mirror j/o baby oil toys cock and bull torture) while he's out hunting nightcrawlers (oh no not agin!)" when I thot while the kids away the mice will play! so i went out to the garaage and only had one of them out when Jeff came back looking for the folgers can. I told him it was about my operation (dodged a bullet there) but after he left (never did find the worm can) there was enough cum in BVDs to choke a goddamn horse :eek: . My dick was dry so that can only mean one thing.

What do u think?

[seafer]

not to be rude right back, but from asking my other half(who is very bi) if it was possible he came up with only one answer.. what color was it?? of all the times he has been done in the back side, only he knows of the one in his back side cumming, not him..
however I seem to have heard at one time from studies done that men secrete a substance from their asses that in some cases can be used as lubricant.. maybe you are one of those lucky men that don't need to use alot of lub?? thats my thoughts.. :rolleyes:

[DiamondDog]

Who is Jeff, what's your operation, and why's it so weird that you came in your tighty whities when someone came in and you had to stop masturbating and got dressed?

[AnalTom]

It was like jelly.

[flexuality]

***ahem***
interesting thread.

The anus does produce mucus, though not always apparent. Sometimes it can produce a lot more than usual. Thus the.....jelly appearance.

I knew someone who had a similar experience, but it was a long time ago and I forget what they were told by the doctor. I do remember that it was not serious, at least for them.

Just thought I'd pass that along........ :rolleyes:

[biwords]

There have been several recorded instances of what AnalTom describes, but apparently only in Saskatchewan.

[flexuality]

There have been several recorded instances of what AnalTom describes, but apparently only in Saskatchewan.

LOL! Careful biwords....it may be caused by sitting in a bucket of ice cream and being able to tell what flavour it is. :bigrin:

[trip1]

Stupid question. What is edging?

[Tommy2020]

Stupid comment from yours truly....
I think someone needs a proctologist.... just my :2cents:
Tommy2020

[csrakate]

It was like jelly.


Maybe that is somehow connected to the misplaced worm can! LOL!

If you used ample amounts of lube, chances are that is what you passed. If not, I suggest you consult a doctor...I am not sure I have ever heard of such a thing...but then again, I don't often discuss anal secretions.

Good luck to you.

Kate

[DiamondDog]

Stupid question. What is edging?

The act of prolonging ejaculation for increased masturbatory pleasure. Creates BIG loads.

[seafer]

LOL! Careful biwords....it may be caused by sitting in a bucket of ice cream and being able to tell what flavour it is. :bigrin:


LMAO!!!!!

[Domino]

Was it in the shape of dohnuts?

[AnalTom]

Thanks my new friends for good advise.

You know what I burned that underpants and kicked Jeff out of the garage. Keep Out.

That should solve things nicely! :tong:

[chook]

Hey anal...........it must have been one hell of a skidmark :eek:




Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[stillconfused]

I couldn't even finish your story, and I'm a disgusting, shameless prick! Your spelling and grammar are so bad, I'm guessing you are about 14. Go play some videos and stop playing with the farm animals.

[Daisy999]

I couldn't even finish your story, and I'm a disgusting, shameless prick! Your spelling and grammar are so bad, I'm guessing you are about 14. Go play some videos and stop playing with the farm animals.

lol. and you guys complain about me...

[Daisy999]

I couldn't even finish your story, and I'm a disgusting, shameless prick! Your spelling and grammar are so bad, I'm guessing you are about 14. Go play some videos and stop playing with the farm animals.

lol. and you guys complain about my posts...

[purplespider]

butt this was facinating..truly..and yes..the spelling was hard to get through..

but something to file under useless information that will come in handy at a later date.

daisy..omg!...your so funny...!!!

[Daisy999]

Are you sure it wasn't commercial lube that came out of your butt?

Like astroglide or those water/silicon based lubes.

I'm not really sure what you were doing to yourself or with someone else?

[noostoo]

***ahem***
interesting thread.

The anus does produce mucus, though not always apparent. Sometimes it can produce a lot more than usual. Thus the.....jelly appearance.

I knew someone who had a similar experience, but it was a long time ago and I forget what they were told by the doctor. I do remember that it was not serious, at least for them.

Just thought I'd pass that along........ :rolleyes:

Not a great idea to offer an uninformed "all-clear" diagnosis without the facts and probably without being a doctor although I'm sure it was well meant.

I had a rare bowel cancer which was described as a "mucus" by some of my doctors. I never had any experiences like Tom's but you just never know with these things.

Tom, go to your doctor - it's probably be nothing but better safe than sorry

[the sacred night]

I didn't understand the story well either b/c of the excessive chatspeak, but from what I could gather, I have never heard of that happening.

[flexuality]

Not a great idea to offer an uninformed "all-clear" diagnosis without the facts and probably without being a doctor although I'm sure it was well meant.

I had a rare bowel cancer which was described as a "mucus" by some of my doctors. I never had any experiences like Tom's but you just never know with these things.

Tom, go to your doctor - it's probably be nothing but better safe than sorry

I agree. I wasn't trying to offer any kind of diagnosis and I tried to make that clear.

I guess I could have worded it better.

[noostoo]

I wasn't trying to offer any kind of diagnosis
I know - I just got kind of shocked when I eventually realised what Tom was saying and felt I had to make the point. I ignored seemingly minor symptoms for years and was lucky it was caught when I had my appendix removed.

[ramcat6576]

oh Great now i have cancer...LOL,,I am one of them people,stick it in dry and i will produce a clear gel mucus type liquid,i thought it was normal..next day,,(now it gets gross)i have to watch out passing gas,i will wet myself,,OOPS,look at the unwear and it is a clear mucus,sit down at the toilet do my thing,,boom like diareah,,look in and it is all mucus...ok maybe i have to many female genes in me..LOL

[DuckiesDarling]

Could be lots of things that aren't cancer.

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/mucus-in-stool.html

It's not normal to have copious amounts of mucus but it is normal to occasionally have some. If in doubt see a doctor.

[rebel13]

I IS SO CONFUZZLED...

[ramcat6576]

checked out the site,but cannot find what my problem is..it only happens during and after intercourse,,no other time does this happen...