If I had $1.00 every time someone......... (a game!)

[deletetacount123]

Im sure we all at one point or another said "If I had a dollar every time you said/did that, I'll be rich...."

Whats yours?!?!

Mine:

Every time someone auto assumed Im Russian just cause my name's Natasha. Yes, its a Russian name but Im not russian. Im Irish/English/French-Canadian!!!!
Wow, I'll be very rich by now lol

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[Dr.StrangeLove]

If I had a dollar everytime someone assumed I'm straight...I'd be a fuckin' millionaire.

[Long Duck Dong]

If I had a $1 for every time that people assumed that i am getting some cos I was bi, I would make bill gates look broke

[FalconAngel]

If I had a dollar for every time some nitwit thought that "Couple seeking Bi male" means "couple seeking straight male", I would have more money that the government.

[TaylorMade]

If I had a dollar everytime some jackass (usually male) assumed that "Bi" means "Has girlfriend on call for a 3some", I would finally be able to get a fucking car.

*Taylor*

[deletetacount123]

If I had a dollar everytime some jackass (usually male) assumed that "Bi" means "Has girlfriend on call for a 3some", I would finally be able to get a fucking car.

*Taylor*

God, I should charge people for that too lol.... when saying Bye... Im used to BYE or BY (or the usual good bye!) But they go "bi" in my mind bi only means bisexual lol (or bicurious)

[jedinudist]

Oh, the entries I could place on this thread...

Let's start with this one :)

If I had $1.00 for every time I went out of my way to help someone and didn't get so much as a freaking nod or a smirk, much less a "thank you", I could quite literally take a nice resort vacation.

If I had $1.00 for every time I performed a service for someone like fixing their pc, taking professional level photos, etc for free on the promise that they would refer other people to me in return only to find out later that they not only failed to refer someone to me, but referred them to someone else, I could run up the mother of all bar tabs on that vacation and pay it off in cash, with $ left over.

[Cogent]

If I had a $1.00 for every time someone started a fatuous thread, I'd have at least $1,000 bucks, maybe lots more.

Hmmm... how shall I spend it?

[Solomon]

if i had a dollar for every thousandaire or hundredaire that either told me i couldn't become a millionaire or that tried to tell me how to become a millionaire

i'd be a millionaire, thus solving the matter within itself

[Rick30907]

If I had a $1.00 for every time someone started a fatuous thread, I'd have at least $1,000 bucks, maybe lots more.

Hmmm... how shall I spend it?
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You may spend it on ME, of course! What CAN you be thinking!

[TaylorMade]

If I had a $1.00 for every time someone started a fatuous thread, I'd have at least $1,000 bucks, maybe lots more.

Hmmm... how shall I spend it?

If you were a chick, Sexy_Latina's looking for someone like you.

*Taylor*

[diamond_tether]

If we had $1.00 for everytime someone thought He was a woman - we'd be millionaries. Also, if we had a $1.00 for every time someone bitched him out for 'denying his heritage' (people assume he's everything from Indian to Brazilian) - we'd be millionaires several times over.

If we had a $1.00 for every time someone blatantly and unabashedly stared at Her tits (38H) - we could feed the world.

[mindfinding]

If I had a dollar every time someone thought I was a mean looking Son of a Bitch, I might be able to have enough money that people would see me constantly spending it on other folks and assume I was nicer. But then the money would run out and we'd be back at square one,.........AHHHHHH!

YA KNOW WHAT????!!!!!!!, If I had a dollar for every time I seen a hole in a plan, I'd be a freakin millionaire. :eek2: :banghead:

[littlerayofsunshine]

If I had a dollar for everytime Someone caused me pain, there would be no homeless.

If I had a dollar for evertime I saw someone pick their nose in their car, I could feed the hungry..

If I had a dollar for everytime I had sex, well then everyone else would be poor.

If I had a dollar for everytime I ever orgasmed, I could rule the world! <Evil Grin>

[meteast chick]

My birthday is 7-7-77, so...

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I should play the lottery, I'd look like I had won the lottery!!!

AND if I had $1 for every time someone said I looked like my mother, I could afford plastic surgery not to!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast

[flexuality]

If I had a dollar for everytime someone tried to tell me what I think, feel or believe, there's be no money left for anyone else! :tong:

[tink1978]

Awwwhhh Hell I would be a millionaire if I got .05 cents every time some one thought I was the boys baby sitter not their mom.



Tink

[deletetacount123]

Awwwhhh Hell I would be a millionaire if I got .05 cents every time some one thought I was the boys baby sitter not their mom.



Tink

lol I'll be RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH if I got a penny every time someone thought I looked 18, 19, 20 or "21 at least" .

I am 27..... soon to be 28 in July. :)
I guess looking 18 now is better than when I WAS 18 and got told I looked 12. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[mindfinding]

If I had a dollar every time someone posted about getting a dollar for something, I'd be 20 bucks richer on this site alone.

[PolyLoveTriad]

Im sure we all at one point or another said "If I had a dollar every time you said/did that, I'll be rich...."

Whats yours?!?!

Mine:

Every time someone auto assumed Im Russian just cause my name's Natasha. Yes, its a Russian name but Im not russian. Im Irish/English/French-Canadian!!!!
Wow, I'll be very rich by now lol

(( WOW!!!!!!! Just realized - This is my 1,000 th POST!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: ))


HAHA If I had a dollar for every time I saw TASHA post Id have enough to take her on a weekend getaway!!! LOL Luv ya Tasha!!

[deletetacount123]

HAHA If I had a dollar for every time I saw TASHA post Id have enough to take her on a weekend getaway!!! LOL Luv ya Tasha!!

Ooooooh a weekend gataway.... to where?? lol
Luv ya too :)

[sexybicplinwv]

BOY!!! If I had $1.00 every time someone. That someone in this small ass town stuck where noise in my business I would be one very Happy Lady :female: :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Being British, me wud work in pounds...so me wud b richer than ne of ya..by bout a factor of 2:1 at least...

but if me had a quid for every time me m8s sed " ya bloody tart" me wud b richest person on planet!

[Netai]

If I had $1.00 everytime when someone type of spell my name wrong I'd had a new car by now

[Azrael]

For every time some asshole at school called me a fag, I'd be a fuckin' kajillionare!

[BI BOYTOY]

thought i was gay just because im small boned.: or evry time a guy says to me and my wife oh im bi and then after tells me im not bi after all but i liked your wife. i would be fucking rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!