body part pet names......

[tallkerri]

tits,dicks,tata's, & cocks.....other than the usual pet names, does anyone have anything original to add??? I call hubby's "The Crippeller", :eek: He loves the "Twins", and "Delores"(ala Sienfeld).....Love to hear some new ones..... ;)

[siraussietosser]

My wife and I use to call each other Horney Norman, and Horney Norma.

Or for her Hagatha Cuntly

[boner_lishus]

Wife calls me "Tynee" obviously for size and I call her "The Munchkin" :male:

[anne27]

Not actually a pet name, but grown adults in these parts refer to the male member as a 'doobie dobber'. God only knows why. :rolleyes:

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

An Ex boyfriend of many years ago named my tits Cindy & Mindy , ever since , that is how they've been introduced :tongue:

[angelicvalkyrie]

My husband likes to call me Boobala :tong:

[mike9753]

I call my penis, "Number One" from the the Star Trek series with Patrick Stewart. It makes my wife laugh everytime.

[scubaman]

My penis is p-tail!

[TaylorMade]

My breasts... Hera and Athena.

Blame My ex.

*Taylor*

[ForbiddenWindow]

mine? Mr Lucky. Dont ask me why seems I have more luck scoring girls an
ex named it. I guess its stuck.

[DiamondDog]

I've been called and had my penis called "Perfect!" by size queens.
:P :) ;) :tong: :bigrin:

[Solomon]

Mr. Wiggley here :bigrin: :tong:

[clairey271978]

:tong: lol this post made me giggle i jus had 2 reply lol
well....my hubby to be likes to call my boobs "his girls" lol and i like to call his fingy "worm" lol well prob make few of yuu chuckle this post did me lol xx :bigrin:

[3somcouple]

:tong: my hubby calls my breasts "his bunnies" i dont know why lol and i call his penis "mine"lol cuz im stingy and its mine!!!!! rawr lol :bigrin: :tong: i crack myself up heehee :bigrin:

[HDSpicy]

This isn't a body part... but I have a friend who jokes to his SO that he's having an affair with Tiffany (his TV). Maybe you had to be there, but it was funny.

[Vuarra]

This isn't a body part... but I have a friend who jokes to his SO that he's having an affair with Tiffany (his TV). Maybe you had to be there, but it was funny.

Funny, perp has the same lover

*ducks*

[darkeyes]

Name me bits?? jeez...aint that a man thing???? :tong:

[miller lite man]

my cock,and nuts are "Henry", and 'the walnuts". Her pussy is "Henrietta".

[sexyboo]

I call my husbands, "Princess sophia" dont ask why, i have no idea lol.
I'm not to sure he likes it,
but he gets weird reactions when other people hear the name.

[mrandmrs]

my gf likes "His and Hers" for my breasts....husband loves "Shop-vac" for my mouth....a little demeaning, but a little flattering in a cum-loving kinda way..... :tongue:

[FerSureMaybe]

I like to call my vag "the bear trap"

[cannibal4]

My wife calls my 8" PythonBob.

[darkeyes]

God.. me don personalise me bits... but dus haf me bean, me tidgies, me booty, me pins an me chops.... an all in all... put em togetha an wotya get??? me luffly!!! tee hee :bigrin:

[flexuality]

God.. me don personalise me bits... but dus haf me bean, me tidgies, me booty, me pins an me chops.... an all in all... put em togetha an wotya get??? me luffly!!! tee hee :bigrin:
Put em togetha? Like tie em togetha? tee hee :bigrin:

Never named any of my bits either. lol!

[darkeyes]

Put em togetha? Like tie em togetha? tee hee :bigrin:

Never named any of my bits either. lol!Tie em togetha??? ooo Flex...wot r ya sayin??? tee hee

[tinkslite]

Okay, we don't have name for parts, however. . . . . .
Upon having toddlers in the house, some years ago, we felt the need for a euphamism for "wanta go in the back and have a quickie?"
So my DH started asking me if I felt like "a game of UNO" . . .
We still giggle when the stupid card game comes out at parties.
and I feel like we ought to create a new game "strip uno"
just so it'll make honest adults of us!!!

[fishfry29]

Does "that poor lil thing" count as a pet name? :(

[da Phreak]

:male: "Hairy and the Hendersons", :female: my wife's is "Muffy" :bigrin: