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smokey
Jun 13, 2007, 10:13 PM
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cu*t, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold....

Any others?

biwords
Jun 13, 2007, 10:14 PM
OK, what I want to know is, where on earth did you find all these?

FerSureMaybe
Jun 13, 2007, 10:20 PM
Um...what about

hoody-hoo
hoo-hah

TaylorMade
Jun 13, 2007, 10:41 PM
Shy spot.... I remember it from the first time I had phone sex...I was suprised how hot he made it sound... "I'm gonna slide my dick into your sweet, hot shy spot....god, I hope you're rubbing it, because you've got me so hot right now."

*Taylor*

m.in.heels&hose
Jun 13, 2007, 10:47 PM
one term i heard from a female coworker once, is "FLOOD"


have never heard the term since then tho

smokey
Jun 13, 2007, 11:11 PM
OK, what I want to know is, where on earth did you find all these?


Actually I didn't save the link I was using stumble upon on firefox and came across it... after I stopped laughing I copied it and posted it here.

Yesterday I came across a pic of a fat transvestite buggering a car. I should have saved that one but didn't.

kuborsch
Jun 13, 2007, 11:25 PM
Pretty long list... but if you really want to impress me how about listing the shaved or "bald" version of all the hairy slang? :bigrin: (things like "fur burger" to just plain "burger" don't count )
No, seriously, that's a freakin' huge list. Breakfast of champions has got to be my favorite.
(I think you repeated some taco or something :))

tink1978
Jun 14, 2007, 1:21 AM
the only one i can add is "address"

don't ask

FalconAngel
Jun 14, 2007, 2:08 AM
Okay, between us, we've been a lot of places on the planet and there are terms in here that we have NEVER heard of. Some of them just don't make any sense at all, but damn, it's a long list.

sammie19
Jun 14, 2007, 6:29 AM
So many names for a little thing like that. And thats only in English.

smokey
Jun 14, 2007, 8:12 AM
My favorite and the only one I use is pussy.... it sounds so nice and warm and fuzzy.... just like I like it.

Skater Boy
Jun 14, 2007, 9:56 AM
Erm... can you re-arrange them all in ALPHABETICAL ORDER please, just to make it easy to check through? ;)

I *think* I found one that isn't there... "gash" which is probably an English one.

Hehe, the "Tuna Taco" one made me laugh!

Skater Boy
Jun 14, 2007, 10:01 AM
And wasnt it Borat/Ali G who coined the term "lady-lips"... I can't quite remember...

Vuarra
Jun 14, 2007, 12:41 PM
If you could take out 'scunt', and replace it with gash, that would be a good thing... scunt is a short form of Stunned CU*T, and is incredibly offensive, especially to the poor vulva that the person in question is being compared to.

I did have a good chuckle from "panty hamster"

smokey
Jun 14, 2007, 4:36 PM
I ain't touching it. I didn't compile the list I just came across it.

chook
Jun 15, 2007, 3:34 AM
Ya missed out snapper, moot, pouch and biscuit :)




Cheers chook :bigrin:

scubaman
Jun 15, 2007, 5:29 AM
the only one i can add is "address"

don't ask
Ok, I know you said don't ask, but I can't pass it up, "address"??????

FerSureMaybe
Jun 15, 2007, 6:04 AM
Don't forget about the bear trap.

Skater Boy
Aug 2, 2007, 6:46 PM
Sorry to "bump" this thread. But I just found a similar list of MALE genitalia slang words. Here goes:

Cock, arm, baloney, banger, blue-veined porridge gun, bone phone, buddy, bush-whacker, butcher knife, chopper, chutney ferret, dick, dobber, dong, donger, donkey, earthworm, enchilada, flesh-pencil, fuck muscle, fuckpole, giggle-stick, glory pole, gob-stopper, hair-splitter, hairy sausage, ham-bone, head, horn, ice-cream machine, jammy, jimmy, johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, knockwurst, lipstick, loaded gun, love gun, love muscle, love truncheon, lung disturber, meat, milk-man, moisture missile, mutton bayonet, nudger, oboe, one-eyed cyclops, pecker, peter, pipe, plonker, poker, popsicle, pork sword, prick, privates, pulse, rod, salty yoghurt, schlong, shit-stick, slinger, stick of rock, sticky spud gun, swack, sweetmeat, third leg, todger, tool, trouser snake, wang-tang, whammer, willy, yang, yoyo, zipperfish.

Feel free to make any additions...

raistkit
Aug 2, 2007, 7:10 PM
once grossed out a lunchroom full of men with this one "pink dangly bits". i don't think it's gross, think it's kinda silly actually. but it sure put them off thier sandwiches. kit

deeTM
Aug 2, 2007, 7:52 PM
I don't have any to add, lol. That's a long list.

My favorite was "altar of love". The one that kinda grossed me out was "yeast pocket".

welickit
Aug 2, 2007, 8:01 PM
Hmmm, Dick & Jane didn't seem to make the lists.

liquidcandycain
Aug 2, 2007, 10:01 PM
Sorry to "bump" this thread. But I just found a similar list of MALE genitalia slang words. Here goes:

Cock, arm, baloney, banger, blue-veined porridge gun, bone phone, buddy, bush-whacker, butcher knife, chopper, chutney ferret, dick, dobber, dong, donger, donkey, earthworm, enchilada, flesh-pencil, fuck muscle, fuckpole, giggle-stick, glory pole, gob-stopper, hair-splitter, hairy sausage, ham-bone, head, horn, ice-cream machine, jammy, jimmy, johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, knockwurst, lipstick, loaded gun, love gun, love muscle, love truncheon, lung disturber, meat, milk-man, moisture missile, mutton bayonet, nudger, oboe, one-eyed cyclops, pecker, peter, pipe, plonker, poker, popsicle, pork sword, prick, privates, pulse, rod, salty yoghurt, schlong, shit-stick, slinger, stick of rock, sticky spud gun, swack, sweetmeat, third leg, todger, tool, trouser snake, wang-tang, whammer, willy, yang, yoyo, zipperfish.

Feel free to make any additions...


i have 2 one for pussy i didnt see cum dumpster
and the other for cock one eyed purpleheaded pusleating piston of passion try saying it drunk lmao :bigrin:

Skater Boy
Aug 2, 2007, 10:17 PM
i have 2 one for pussy i didnt see cum dumpster
and the other for cock one eyed purpleheaded pusleating piston of passion try saying it drunk lmao :bigrin:

lol, those are good ones! Although the latter is a bit wordy to appear in your average porn mag story, I think:

"My cum dumpster quivered, as Dave thrust his one-eyed, purple-headed, pulsating piston of passion deep inside me..."

Mind you, I wouldn't be too surprised if I read it in some of the less reputable publications... :bigrin:

timepga50
Aug 16, 2007, 1:57 PM
tuna taco and coochie

mrplayfuluk
Aug 16, 2007, 3:43 PM
I had a girlfriend from Yorkshire Uk up North and she used to say she was tugging her GASH when she was masterbating..... always sounded painful to me!

the sacred night
Aug 17, 2007, 1:49 AM
Yeah, some of those are a bit gross... the violent ones especially... i mean butcher knife?! i would not let it near me if my partner called it that!

coyotedude
Aug 19, 2007, 5:50 AM
While in college, I spent a semester in southern Spain. I soon noticed that guys often referred to each other by the word "conio". When I asked the older couple I was staying with about the word, the lady blushed and the old man just chuckled. Turns out that "conio" (derived from the Spanish word "conejo" for "rabbit") means "cunt"!

One of those oddities of language: the most offensive word in (American) English is the equivalent of "dude" or "guy" in southern Spain. Meanwhile, one of the worst insults in Spanish, "cabron", translates roughly as "cuckold" -- a word we more commonly associate with Shakespeare!

Go figure....

Peace

izzfan
Sep 24, 2007, 10:13 PM
The strangest thing I've ever heard it called was a "Bacon Sandwich" [I don't know if that was included in the original list]

Izzfan :flag3:

Vuarra
Sep 27, 2007, 12:58 AM
Turns out that "conio" (derived from the Spanish word "conejo" for "rabbit") means "cunt"!

Meanwhile, one of the worst insults in Spanish, "cabron", translates roughly as "cuckold" -- a word we more commonly associate with Shakespeare!

Go figure....

Peace

Funny, cos up until the turn of the last century, the common name for vulva was coney, said "cunny", and was originally meant as a female rabbit. Then the language changed to pussy. Try reading some 17th century nursery rhymes with a straight face.

And as for "Cabron", it's not really surprising, as a cuckold is someone who "lets" their wife cheat on them, through inaction or lack of nerve (or to be vulgar, lack of balls in both senses of the phrase). In no culture is a cuckold a person to be admired.

DiamondDog
Sep 27, 2007, 1:22 AM
In no culture is a cuckold a person to be admired.

LOL you'd be surprised!

Some men are adored as cuckolds in our north american/western culture (and I'm sure in other cultures around the world too), and it's their #1 fantasy to be a cuckold to another guy and their wife/spouse/husband or to watch their wife/spouse/husband have sex with someone else and they just watch.

paukenplayer
Sep 29, 2007, 4:20 AM
Here are some additions to the male genitalia nicknames - although these refer to the whole package, not just the "shaft"......

Wedding Tackle

Twig & Berries

Big Al & the Boys

Bits & Pieces

:bigrin:

curious1048
Oct 1, 2007, 9:16 PM
They all sound YUMMY too me!!!!!!!!!!!!1:tongue:

BIGNTHICK54
Oct 2, 2007, 7:35 AM
Shy spot.... I remember it from the first time I had phone sex...I was suprised how hot he made it sound... "I'm gonna slide my dick into your sweet, hot shy spot....god, I hope you're rubbing it, because you've got me so hot right now."

*Taylor*

I love to stick sum or all of my fingers inside of a wet pussy and lick the juices off my fingers ..any females want to give it a try .

SPBiGuy
Oct 2, 2007, 12:23 PM
That is quite a list of terms, I must say. However, I'm wondering why some people here, and society in general, take such offence at the word "cunt". Have any of you ever reasearched its origin? It is a very old and ancient word and has only become "disgusting" in recent times and would depend on how it is used. It can be found in classic literature and has even been used as an endearing term towards women. There are several variations of it, of course, as its usage has evolved through history, some of which have become a slang and nasty term. I think it all depends how it is used.

Comments?

darkeyes
Oct 2, 2007, 2:10 PM
Me don take offence at the C word SP hun.. jus loathe it an detest it wiv a vengeance. No matta its origin.. no matta its meanin.. its 1 of the few words in the English language me has neva used, hates usin an in fact has neva sed. Did uses 2 take offence at it wen me wosa kid..the connotations it wos put 2, espesh when callin peeps an verabally abusin em made me cringe. still dus 2 sum degree.. tho less so now.

In fact me neva swore eva till me wos bout 15... takes sum believein but its a fact.. wos brought up 2 speak nice not swear and be a lady. Well the lady bit went outa winda wen me wos bout 12 or 13.. the speakin nice bit wen me went 2 high school and the swearin bit wile me wos studyin for exams an havin a helluva time strugglin wiv me Maths.... nice swear words like blasphemin, bugger, bloody and shite... wen me went 2 uni fuk an bastard soon followed an 1st time me used the word arse wos 2 a nasty slimey sleezebag who touched up me best mate... daft thing 2 do wen she on er own but wen me about as well its suicidal...

But the C word?? Sumhow it won cum outa me gob... cant bring meself 2 rite it... hate hearin it tho am kinda used 2 it nowadays..God peeps use it in chat all the time an get a gud ole giggle at Fran's prudery.. don ask me wy.. we all hav mysteries..an that is ona mine...

Vuarra
Oct 2, 2007, 5:18 PM
... [h]owever, I'm wondering why some people here, and society in general, take such offence at the word "cunt". Have any of you ever reasearched its origin? It is a very old and ancient word and has only become "disgusting" in recent times and would depend on how it is used. It can be found in classic literature and has even been used as an endearing term towards women. There are several variations of it, of course, as its usage has evolved through history, some of which have become a slang and nasty term. I think it all depends how it is used.

Comments?

How classic are you talking? I know Chaucer used quynte twice in the Canterbury tales, but by the time of Shakespeare, that particular word is hinted at rather than used. So "disgusting" seems to be about the middle of the fifteenth century.

/end nitpicking

I use the word in the bedroom to mean that area. I also use vulva to mean the "area", because the other V word is just referent to the birth canal. I do not use vagina (I just shuddered typing it) because it means "sheath" from the Latin Vulgate. There is more to a woman than a place to put one's "sword", and I would rather say cunt to mean that beautiful place, regardless of the society we live in, than V.

My question is, why is it fine to insult a guy by referring to his genitals (dickhead, et al.), and not to do the same to a gal?

Vuarra
Oct 2, 2007, 5:20 PM
LOL you'd be surprised!

Some men are adored as cuckolds in our north american/western culture (and I'm sure in other cultures around the world too), and it's their #1 fantasy to be a cuckold to another guy and their wife/spouse/husband or to watch their wife/spouse/husband have sex with someone else and they just watch.

D-Dog, while I understand the fantasy, there is a difference between watching and being the last to know.

But, thanks for your point of view... sometimes I still need a kick in the pants to realize that my worldview is not shared by everyone :tongue:

ambiSextrous
Oct 3, 2007, 1:16 AM
Funny, cos up until the turn of the last century, the common name for vulva was coney, said "cunny", and was originally meant as a female rabbit. Then the language changed to pussy. Try reading some 17th century nursery rhymes with a straight face.

And as for "Cabron", it's not really surprising, as a cuckold is someone who "lets" their wife cheat on them, through inaction or lack of nerve (or to be vulgar, lack of balls in both senses of the phrase). In no culture is a cuckold a person to be admired.
Considering the machismo of the Mediterranean/Spanish (or Latino, or ...) culture, I can see why saying "cabron" to a guy would insult the hell out of him.

The other really bad insult to the same macho-type is that whole "saying bad things about his mother" thing.

P.S. Could we get the pussy to change back to a rabbit?:tong: Let's see: the pussy ate the rabbit...what eats pussy? Me, you, them....:bigrin:

darkeyes
Oct 3, 2007, 7:45 AM
My question is, why is it fine to insult a guy by referring to his genitals (dickhead, et al.), and not to do the same to a gal?
Cos we r soft an gentle an sensitive.. cos we r angels.. cos we r luffly..an cos men shud b act nice an like gennelmen...:tong:

Vuarra
Oct 4, 2007, 9:13 PM
Cos we r soft an gentle an sensitive.. cos we r angels.. cos we r luffly..an cos men shud b act nice an like gennelmen...:tong:

*Spits out drink all over the keyboard*

And you could say that with a straight face? (as straight as possible, at least :tong: ?)

smokey
Oct 4, 2007, 10:29 PM
My overall favorite slang for the pussy came from a Garrison Keillor joke in which it was referred to as her "happy place". :bigrin: