First thing you do in the Morning?

[deletetacount123]

Whats the FIRST thing you do in the mornings?

Tea!! Gotta make tea. lol

[Cerealk]

Stay in bed and listen to some music =)

[Herbwoman39]

Shuffle groggily into the bathroom and pay homage to the porcelain deity residing therein.

[bigbadmax]

wipe me knob on the curtain and say......

"and whats your name again?"

[KNalani]

Make the bed, tinkle, brush teeth and make green tea. :bigrin:

[chook]

I get up have a piss drop a dirty big thunderous fart scratch me nuts wash me hands of course and head out to the kitchen to put the jug on for a nice cup of tea......then I head back to bed!!!!! :tong:


Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[HDSpicy]

Put in my contacts so I can see where the heck I'm going. Then I make some breakfast. Now that I think about it, getting dressed is usually the last thing I do before I head out the door for the day.

[Skater Boy]

Put my dressing-gown on, and make myself a hazelnut latte or espresso. Then check the mail (assuming its arrived). If I have to be somewhere I'll go freshen up after that. If not, I'll open the laptop...

[vittoria]

open my eyes

[arana]

A lot of the times I go to bed.

[swbell3]

Go home, get naked and go to bed. (I work 3rd shift).

The Phreak

[Doggie_Wood]

open my eyes

:cutelaugh GMTA :cutelaugh
then - if it's a work day - turn off the alarm and go pee.
if not - just go pee.

[IrishSkittles]

Take delight in going to one of the best jobs, do some weight training, make breakfast, then off to work for a day of fun and games. The weekends get reading in bed, then a most-of-the-day bike ride. :bigrin:

[Tygress75]

The first thing I do is wake up. :bigrin:

After that, it's like what Herbwoman39 said about paying homage to the porcelain deity in the bathroom. Then it's downstairs to make the Elixer of Life (coffee).

[gb11vt18]

Well stroll in to the Kitchen and get my self some thing to eat and some OJ and turn on the TV to ESPN

[deletetacount123]

The first thing I do is wake up. :bigrin:

After that, it's like what Herbwoman39 said about paying homage to the porcelain deity in the bathroom. Then it's downstairs to make the Elixer of Life (coffee).

"Elixer of Life".... Someones been playing SIMS recently :tongue:

[Tygress75]

"Elixer of Life".... Someones been playing SIMS recently :tongue:

Actually, never played it... other than the exceedingly old original SIM City from 1989.

[m.in.heels&hose]

the first thing i do is make my way to the bathroom, and then shower, and sit down at the computer and send out my "good morning" greetings, and sip my first coffee and read garfield then (monday through friday) get dressed & ready for work

on the weekends, its anything goes

[Azrael]

First, I ignore my alarm for AT LEAST 15 mins. Then I stagger to the kitchen and press the power button on the coffee maker. Find my one hitter, load it up, cue up something peaceful like Massive Attack or Portishead, and take a hit or two. I then go to the kitchen, listen to my voicemails from the night before, drink several cups of coffee and dress myself. Usually this takes about another 20 mins. I then get my shit together and begin my day.

[Mrs.F]

My day usually begins by a little one telling me "mom, the sun is up".....this even when it's still dark in the winter months. We then head to the living room where I turn the tv on to cartoons and get him his "poptarts" which he loves. Then I'm off to the bathroom for that major potty break and then I mope around till I have waited so long to get ready for work I'm rushing out the door with child in tow, heading to the sitter and then almost late for work.
If it's a weekend....I mope around in my t-shirt and undies most the day and then wonder where all the time went and why I didn't get a damn thing done. :rolleyes: I don't get motivated well.

[taz67156]

cuddle with my hubby and then go feed,water, and change litter box of my kitten and if fish hasnt been fed I feed him too. :)



Mrs. Taz

[mouse46]

:flag4: The first thing I do in the morning is shut off the alarm.But now that its summer no alarm. Does a dance ,jumps up and down just for the fun of it. :bigrin: Anyway then I make coffee. Gotta wake up sometime!

[free2peek]

Pee, Coffee, Cigarette, Poop, Herb 420, and then hit the lap top. I work from home so is all good.... What is it about coffee and a cig that makes you have to poop so bad? :bigrin:

[Tygress75]

What is it about coffee and a cig that makes you have to poop so bad? :bigrin:

It's the caffeine (a stimulant) in the coffee combined with its diuretic effects (body pushing out it's water) that causes one to have a "moving experience".

It stimulates your nervous system, which in turn stimulates your digestive tract -- which includes the bowels. Also, the diruretic effect causes fluids to get pushed out of your system, and this includes the fluids in your bowels, causing them to move.

Some evidence also exists that both coffee & tobacco are natural laxitives. :bigrin:

Courtesy of your resident biology teacher,

[ForbiddenWindow]

First thing I do in the morning is hit the snooze button two or three times
then I cook a smashing breakfast, make some coffee and enjoy a cigarette.

Afterwords if i have some freetime I paruse through some porn and get my
daily fix of bisexual.com then play some MTGOL on my puter.

And for those of you who think I dont shower, I actually do. Its usually
the first thing I do when I come home.

FW.

[Enoll]

I stumble out to the kitchen, make my breakfast, read the paper and drink my coffee.
I'm being urged lately to shower first as sleep makes me smell very, well, manly.

[Philbert]

week days
turn alarm off, turn computer screens on, check e-mail, and make sure my server is running ok, then downstairs to get fed, clean and dressed. then off to work.

weekends
turn alarm off, turn computer screens on, check e-mail, check server. then downstairs to get fed, clean and dressed. then normally off out somewhere.

[welickit]

Without fail I pat the wife on the butt and tell her I love her, she wakes up and it is three kisses. Then it is start the coffee and let my little buddy out for the day. My little buddy is a parrot bi the way.

[chook]

Pfff...typical southern hempishere inhabitant :bigrin:



Now I know why we love you pommy's so much.......pfffff to you too mate!!!!!!!


Cheers Chook :bigrin:


BTW we southern hemisphere inhabitans are still trying to shake all your rotten bad habits that was installed into us over the years of god save the queen and england.......... :(

[Vuarra]

Unlike a lot of other denizens of this board, I got to the toilet, and then pee.

I've never liked sleeping on a waterbed, esp. if there's no heater underneath :bigrin: :bigrin: :bigrin:

[TaylorMade]

Weekdays:
Wake up, go pee, wipe down, get dressed, do the hair, get school/work items together, get a bottle of water from the fridge and go.
Weekends:
Roll over, wake up, masturbate, mope around.

*Taylor*

[Dagni]

first cigarette, and then kiss from my wife (if we are to gether), or in the other circumstances, i first wish good morning to our daughter.

[scubaman]

First thing is open my eyes, turn off the alarm, sit up on the bed, struggle to the bathroom, pee, then downstairs for coffee!

[jo69guy]

After opening my eyes, I go pee. Then I check my glucose level, and drink a diet "pop". :2cents:

[Mrs.F]

After opening my eyes, I go pee. Then I check my glucose level, and drink a diet "pop". :2cents:

I know you said "POP" just to make fun of me!.......... :rolleyes:

[Michael623]

Put my glasses on, make coffee then pee.

[fishfry29]

Im retired.........I wake up to hear the birds singing, roll over, let a great big Easter egg fart, and go back to sleep thinking about all the wage slaves in the traffic jams. I may play with my pet snake if he is in the mood to be choked. :bigrin:

[cliffml]

Usually I go pee, then get back into bed and masturbate. Sometimes if i'm in the mood i'll stay in bed and play with myself for hours.

[DiamondDog]

open my eyes

I do the same.

I'd hope that most people do this unless of course they're vampires and sleep with their eyes open! =^_^=

[Doggie_Wood]

:cutelaugh GMTA :cutelaugh
then - if it's a work day - turn off the alarm and go pee.
if not - just go pee.

Of coarse I do have a tendancy to make it to the lue b/4 I pee - LOL
Then I go put on a pot of java. So I can pee some more :tongue:

[Fresia]

Open my blinds.

[charles-smythe]

Whats the FIRST thing you do in the mornings?

Tea!! Gotta make tea. lol...pee...