POLL: The Simpsons (but no OJ)

[Skater Boy]

Ok, I can't sleep and I'm bored. So I'm gonna make a poll...

Here's the deal... you're at a party, club, whatever. You're dancing away on the dancefloor, and everything is going great. You're looking sexy and feeling sexy. And everyone else is dancing away too, although they are quite aware of your presence.

Now, all of a sudden, two HOT girls appear from nowhere (well, not really "nowhere"... somewhere, but you fail to notice where. Probably because you're too busy staring at their breasts!)

Anyway, one happens to be JESSICA Simpson:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/jessica_simpson1ALT_300_400.jpg

And the other happens to be ASHLEE Simpson:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/ashlee_simpson04_c.jpg

Both are just (coincidentally) in town for one night, and each is BEGGING you (individually) to leave the club/party with them and come back to their hotel rooms.

They are both insanely persistant, and literally scrapping with eachother to try and be the one that you pick.

So... its hypothetical decision time... which Simpson do you leave with: 1. Jessica or 2. Ashlee?

[Curious19]

Ashlee...For sure


Jessica seems so fake to me.

[Skater Boy]

One point for Ashlee!!!

Oh, I thought I'd add OJ as option 3 after all. There's no accounting for taste...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/OJ20Simpson.jpg

[Lorcan]

Ashlee. just based on looks...i know nothing about them.

[Tygress75]

Ashlee, despite her lip-synching fiasco on SNL. I liked her better with brunette hair, though. Now she looks like she's trying to emulate her older sister. Meh.

[FalconAngel]

Ashley. Jessica, at least, has a successful career to fall back on. :cutelaugh :yikes2:

And Ashley is cuter.

[DiamondDog]

I would make them both jealous and compete to have sex with me and then when they did I'd tape all of it with a hidden camera and make money off of it selling it online, and on DVD/VHS, and when asked how it was I'd candidly reply to the person interviewing me "Sorry darling, but honestly I've had better!"

I wouldn't have sex with OJ.

I'm not sexually attracted to black men and he would probably stab me or something!

Or maybe he'd just smother/choke me with the glove? HOM/GOM style and then rape my dead corpse. :eek:

[case_126]

Jessica definitely,
she has far more sex appeal than her sister. :bigrin:

[Ally Kat]

I'd have to go with Jessica...if those were my only 2 choices

[biwords]

Based on the photos above, no contest: Ashlee. Jessica looks like a floozie.

[deeTM]

Me: Ashlee
Wife: Jessica

Ashlee is a bit young but if I'm just basing my decision on the photo...

I'm probably just being shallow, hypothetically.

Dee.

[domill]

Jessica, without a doubt.
She's the perfect one night-stand, hot and dumb enough: no remorse for leaving her the next day.

[Herbwoman39]

Jessica...in that leather vest and Daisy Dukes she wore in Dukes of Hazzard.

My GOD that woman is gorgeous.

[ForbiddenWindow]

Ashlee simpson, Jesicas nose is to freakishly big for my taste. I find it weird like that I can point out ppls flaws lol....

[Skater Boy]

lol, I just found this on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MziHkbJRMdU

I have to admit that I prefer Ashlee to Jessica, but she sure looks silly in that video clip!!!

[TaylorMade]

Jessica, without a doubt.
She's the perfect one night-stand, hot and dumb enough: no remorse for leaving her the next day.

Werd.

*Taylor*

[fishfry29]

For me, Marge....her voice got so gravely from taking loads, her pubic hair is blue also, and we bang away whilst Homer is sleeping one off. (I have gone down on him while he snores, but he cant cum.) :bigrin:

[domill]

Werd.

*Taylor*

Sorry. I meant:

She's the perfect one night-stand, hot and dumb enough: no remorse for leaving her the next day. :bigrin: :bigrin: :tong: :rolleyes: :) ;) ;)

Wink wink nudge nudge.

:tong:

That was nonsense. I was probably talking to myself again.

[the sacred night]

If I HAD to pick one, I suppose I'd go with Ashle(e? a? y? whichever), but they are both a bit dumb, and I'm not into femme girls anyway. Screw Barbie, give me G. I. Jane any day of the week!

[ForbiddenWindow]

Amen to that sacred night!

[casio]

Ashlee!

[gb11vt18]

Jessica Simpson I mean you can't mess up on SNL and get away with it plus I like the Jessica better.

[Skater Boy]

lol, I just found this on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MziHkbJRMdU



Oh, and this piss-take... watch the real one (above), then the one below, lol. :bigrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Xbnh1vILE

[FerSureMaybe]

Well, really neither.

But I'd pick Jessica if I had to pick. Why? Because Ashley's beauty mostly happened under a scalpel.

[jamiehue]

do they have a brother?