Is This Sexy or Disgusting? Vulva Original

[Promising Galahad]

I want it to be sexy, but I don't know. This must be a gag, right?

Vulva Original:

Smell's the most primal sense, and one odor in particular has beguiled men for centuries: the natural scent of woman. Now German "perfumery" Viva Eros has captured this elemental fragrance in a spray bottle, with Vulva.

Vulva's creators intend this product as an enabler of vigorous masturbation (evidenced by their suggestion of spraying your hand, taking a long whiff, and "letting your libido take over"). But even if you're not a demented freak, there are still plenty of worthwhile things to do with your Vulva:


http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2006/05/vulva.html

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/20/scent-of-a-woman /

[Skater Boy]

Its neither sexy, nor disgusting, IMO. But personally I just wouldn't buy it... are you supposed to use it as a room freshener or cologne or something? I can't imagine any of my buddies saying "Mmm! Your bathroom smells of pussy!" or "Nice fragrance, Skater! is it Calvin Klein's 'Absurdity'?".

Its a bit like those pheremone sprays... and only suckers buy those.

I just don't see the point. But then I never really did like the Vulvic aroma that much.

:2cents:

[Promising Galahad]

I want to keep a bottle in my bathroom right on the sink so when company comes over its in plain view.

[Skater Boy]

I want to keep a bottle in my bathroom right on the sink so when company comes over its in plain view.

Well, I used to do something similar with my collection of designer aftershave. But seriously, I mean, who is going to be impressed by something like that? I guess I can see the novelty value, but after that wears off, what is left?

Who knows... maybe your buddies will really get a kick out of it.

Anyway, whatever floats your boat. Go for it, as long as it doesn't cost much money.

[DiamondDog]

Scent is a powerful erotic aspect for myself anyway, but while I like the smell of a vagina I don't want some random canned or designer scent and I prefer the natural smell of my own body/genitals/armpits when I'm sweaty and ripe, certain colognes that male friends/men I've dated wear turn me on a lot as well but it's more because they're linked to that person, sandalwood/patchouli/cedar are also scents that I like, and the smell of leather is also a big turn on as well.

With the exception of patchouli, cedar, and sandalwood which are the rest can't be canned/synthesized and I've had male friends joke about me sending them handkerchiefs with my scent on and I would do this for friends but it's not the same.

Anyway I find that people's genitals regardless of their gender smell and taste the same when in their natural aroused state and everything is clean and healthy.

[darkeyes]

I prefer the natural smell of my own body/genitals/armpits when I'm sweaty and ripe,

Shivers wiv horror an boaks.. turns green wiv the ming of DD an thotta othas of is ilk.. thinks "TF me gave the iffy getts up!!"

[Skater Boy]

Scent is a powerful erotic aspect for myself anyway...

certain colognes that male friends/men I've dated wear turn me on a lot as well but it's more because they're linked to that person...

Anyway I find that people's genitals regardless of their gender smell and taste the same when in their natural aroused state and everything is clean and healthy.

What DD says is true, in a way. It goes back to good ol' "association" whereby one associates a smell with an experience. Google the story of Pavlov and his dog if you want to understand the principle.

However, as DD says, I think its much less fun without having a real, individual person attached to the smell to make it significant to your sexual arousal. But I guess if you just like the smell of pussy, then why not.

[Promising Galahad]

Unless I am reading it wrong, people DO relaize this is not actual juice from a woman's vagina. You do know that,right? Its made up of chemicals to produce a scent very close to the real thing.If it were actual sweat or juice from actual women,well that might be something the CDC may look into.(LOL)

[Skater Boy]

Unless I am reading it wrong, people DO relaize this is not actual juice from a woman's vagina. You do know that,right? Its made up of chemicals to produce a scent very close to the real thing.If it were actual sweat or juice from actual women,well that might be something the CDC may look into.(LOL)

Doh! And there's me thinking it was REAL pussy juice! ;) :bigrin:

Y'know, when I was a teenager, I also thought of coming up with such bottled fragrances as "Eau de Dope". I thought that cannabis had a distinct smell that, when bottled, might appeal to a certain market as a wearable (or somehow usable) fragrance. I even went as far as to design a green glass bottle with a fancy stopper, and some flashy graphics.

But, alas, the concept never made it past the drawing-board.

[DiamondDog]

Unless I am reading it wrong, people DO relaize this is not actual juice from a woman's vagina. You do know that,right? Its made up of chemicals to produce a scent very close to the real thing.If it were actual sweat or juice from actual women,well that might be something the CDC may look into.(LOL)

That's what I said, it's a chemically synthesized scent and it would probably smell nasty like most perfumes, deoderants/anti-persperants, scented candles, and some colognes do.

If you buy it tell us how it compares!

[DiamondDog]

Shivers wiv horror an boaks.. turns green wiv the ming of DD an thotta othas of is ilk.. thinks "TF me gave the iffy getts up!!"

It's a rather pleasant smell I wash daily with soap and water and I'm talking about a nice clean sweat that you get after cardiovascular exercise.

I've had both men and women comment on how good I smell when I sweat. :)

[Promising Galahad]

If I do buy it I'm buying ot for the bottle only.I love this response:

"Play cruel practical jokes: Spray Vulva on a friend's tennis racket, hair dryer, or toothbrush. When he asks about the smell, tell him "My mother borrowed it."

HILARIOUS, but SO WRONG! LOL!:eek:

[Bluefrankenstein]

I want it to be sexy, but I don't know. This must be a gag, right?

Vulva Original:

Smell's the most primal sense, and one odor in particular has beguiled men for centuries: the natural scent of woman. Now German "perfumery" Viva Eros has captured this elemental fragrance in a spray bottle, with Vulva.

Vulva's creators intend this product as an enabler of vigorous masturbation (evidenced by their suggestion of spraying your hand, taking a long whiff, and "letting your libido take over"). But even if you're not a demented freak, there are still plenty of worthwhile things to do with your Vulva:


http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2006/05/vulva.html

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/20/scent-of-a-woman /

You all seem to be missing an important item of information here. TMZ is a parody site. It's not a real product. :cool:

[Promising Galahad]

TMZ is real. This product is real. You can't buy it here,only in Europe. Why do you think TMZ is not real?You must be confusing it with another site.

[Bluefrankenstein]

TMZ is real. This product is real. You can't buy it here,only in Europe. Why do you think TMZ is not real?You must be confusing it with another site.

Sorry, your right.... I was thinking of another site. I guess I just couldn't believe my eyes. :bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

If I do buy it I'm buying ot for the bottle only.I love this response:

"Play cruel practical jokes: Spray Vulva on a friend's tennis racket, hair dryer, or toothbrush. When he asks about the smell, tell him "My mother borrowed it."

HILARIOUS, but SO WRONG! LOL!:eek:

lol, tbh I'm not sure I'd even notice if my tennis racket smelt of pussy. Then, come to think of it, I don't even own a tennis racket. But if my toothbrush smelled of pussy, I'm not entirely sure what I'd do... maybe try and have sex with it... :eek:

[elian]

I want to keep a bottle in my bathroom right on the sink so when company comes over its in plain view.

For a while I also was on a kick like this - I had some Green's Premium "Snapper" ice cream in the freezer and a bottle of "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" in the pantry.

I went to one of those wholesale outlets and they had something with big bright letters emblazoned on the side of the box labeled Snook's Apple O's - which I brought to work and proudly displayed at the lunch table. (Simple minds..what can I tell you?)

I'd like to think that 10 years of growing up has raised my maturity level some, but I have to wonder just how expensive this "vulva" is !? - You could easily spend over $200 for a puny little box that barely holds maybe 2oz or so.. I mean, just a few little squirts it's all over..hardly seems worth it.

-E

[Promising Galahad]

Yeah, there is a bag of chips at my grocery store called "Pirate's Booty" and a German or Swizz cereal called "Hoochie". What can I say? I am one sick puppy!

[Herbwoman39]

Time to do a little educating :-)

Obviously this is a synthetic aroma and as DD said, it probably smells awful because it is synthetic. Synthetic scents are usually petroleum based. Add to that, perfumes are blended in alcohol so that the scent lasts longer and you've got something that *might* smell like a woman, but I wouldn't bet on it.

If you really feel that it's worth the money, then have fun, but I personally wouldn't buy it if the cost was over $10.