darkeyes
Feb 13, 2008, 6:16 AM
Fran sits wotchin telly an News 24 flashes up that sum silly sods hav tried 2 take ova Houses of Parliament an burn em down.. CCTV an pik out an film a ganga hooded gals invadin premises.. they escape... anarchists groups socialists an commies blamed..
Fran goes down 2 Tescos for weeks shoppin.. 2 dozen armed fuzz jump er kick the hell outa er an zoom er away 2 island prison set up on St Kilda in middle of Atlantic wer she is joined by several thousand like minded peeps. We r manacled treated like poop an generally given a very hard time by military guards an authorities.
4 years lata afta bein thoroughly mizzie, an thoroughly tortured by bein deprived of nice clothes shoes an make up, an jus 2 make mattas worse been given nasty water treatment wer she an they thot they wer drowinin an..a general election is loomin.. the government is in deep doo doo an needs summat 2 latch on 2 2 retain power.. peeps demand action ova burnin down of parliament.. so govt decides finally 2 act.. announces Fran an half a doz otha poor tarts will b tried at spesh military court, wer er an the otha peeps confessions will b placed before senior military personnel.. as well as woteva otha evidence they mite hav..
Trial happens..found guilty..sentenced 2 life in clink.. an neva able 2 shop eva gain...
General election happens.. Govt re-elected on wave of popular hysteria cosa nice show trial a nasty girl terrorists.. world condemnation an legal process grinds slowly but afta few years..housa lords upholds appeals of Fran an the othas for imfringement of human rites an illegal extraction of confessions.. rules that convictions r unsafe, but also rules that miltary trubunals wer illegal an that such trials shudda been held under jurisdiction a the civil penal code.
Fran an girls make a mint in compensation... goes on massive shoppin spree 2 make erself look decent afta yearsa lookin drab..
Remind yas of owt???? Flippant sure.. but dus it ringa a bell? Or is Fran jus a lil cynic?
Fran goes down 2 Tescos for weeks shoppin.. 2 dozen armed fuzz jump er kick the hell outa er an zoom er away 2 island prison set up on St Kilda in middle of Atlantic wer she is joined by several thousand like minded peeps. We r manacled treated like poop an generally given a very hard time by military guards an authorities.
4 years lata afta bein thoroughly mizzie, an thoroughly tortured by bein deprived of nice clothes shoes an make up, an jus 2 make mattas worse been given nasty water treatment wer she an they thot they wer drowinin an..a general election is loomin.. the government is in deep doo doo an needs summat 2 latch on 2 2 retain power.. peeps demand action ova burnin down of parliament.. so govt decides finally 2 act.. announces Fran an half a doz otha poor tarts will b tried at spesh military court, wer er an the otha peeps confessions will b placed before senior military personnel.. as well as woteva otha evidence they mite hav..
Trial happens..found guilty..sentenced 2 life in clink.. an neva able 2 shop eva gain...
General election happens.. Govt re-elected on wave of popular hysteria cosa nice show trial a nasty girl terrorists.. world condemnation an legal process grinds slowly but afta few years..housa lords upholds appeals of Fran an the othas for imfringement of human rites an illegal extraction of confessions.. rules that convictions r unsafe, but also rules that miltary trubunals wer illegal an that such trials shudda been held under jurisdiction a the civil penal code.
Fran an girls make a mint in compensation... goes on massive shoppin spree 2 make erself look decent afta yearsa lookin drab..
Remind yas of owt???? Flippant sure.. but dus it ringa a bell? Or is Fran jus a lil cynic?