SITTING DOOWN TO IT

[IanGray]

One of the silliest unwritten rules i've come across is the one where only women sit down for a piss and your not a man if you do. What happens if you want to shit and piss at the same time? Sit down and stand up for the other?
This strikes me as impractical and would make an awful mess, especially in my case where Parkisons Disease causes my hand to shake, or am I not a man because I don't wish to make a mess? Also, do women with big boobs wear weights to maintain balance whilst sitting on the toilet? :tongue:

[marcelloNYC]

I sit and pee, except in public bathrooms. I never found it odd, I have been doing it my whole life. My ex. loved it. She said she never had to worry about falling in the bowl in the middle of the night because the seat was left up.

[BiphobiaFighter]

I sit down too, usually. I've started standing up more often lately, though.

[jennessex]

Ian, you and your questions!!! Your a hoot! Well, seeing as how i'm a female, i dont care if a guy pees sitting, just as long as he doesnt tinkle on the seat!

and as the big breasted women, no, we dont need weights, lol!!!! See, there's a strategy, we lean way back and use our legs for balance!

Dude, you have an obsession!!! I think you need implants, lol.

Jennessex:tongue:

[ambi53mm]

I stand during the day but sit during the night for postive alignment purposes....I'm just happy the plumbing still works when considering the alternatives.......and if I'm erect which I often am when I awake..I hit the showers....if there is any other interest in my bathroom habits.....please feel free to contact me. :rolleyes: Thank you.

Ambi:)

[bisexualinsocal]

Why would I want to squat? And why would I worry about making a mess? I mean, I don't go out of my way to splash all over the place but I'm not standing there sweating about where's it's splashing. If god, or evolution or whatever intended for me to squat, I wouldn't have an on-the-fly waterhose to dispense from.

When my ancestors were out hunting waterbuffalo's, the last thing they had time to do is squat.

[jem_is_bi]

I always stand to pee. Why sitdown when your going to get back up less than a minute later, unless you need the exercise.
Besides, you can amuse yourself by pissing figure-8's or your initials.
Overspay is not a problem because I keep my bathroom clean.
Also, I keep a night light on to avoid diving mishaps by female guests.

JEM

[shameless agitator]

I sit in the middle of the night since it's preferable to blinding myself with the light or pissing on the floor. For what it's worth, I've known women who would pee standing up & my ex gf could write her name in the snow.

[Not2str8]

At home I nearly always sit. It's just plain easier. My ancestors may not have had time to squat while hunting water buffaloes, but they also didn't have ceramic tile floors to clean splattered pee off of, either.

[DiamondDog]

It's better if you piss on yourself lying down in a tub or get someone to drink it!

Or just taste yourself! :)

Why the obsession with women's breasts or big breasts?

[IanGray]

Ian, you and your questions!!! Your a hoot! Well, seeing as how i'm a female, i dont care if a guy pees sitting, just as long as he doesnt tinkle on the seat!

and as the big breasted women, no, we dont need weights, lol!!!! See, there's a strategy, we lean way back and use our legs for balance!

Dude, you have an obsession!!! I think you need implants, lol.

Jennessex:tongue:

lol, thank's for the enlightenment. God! Implants! No thanks, I want to remain upright! :tongue:

[jem_is_bi]

It's better if you piss on yourself lying down in a tub or get someone to drink it!

Or just taste yourself! :)

Why the obsession with women's breasts or big breasts?


I am obsessed by men's dicks and prefer big. Women's breasts are tied for second with Women's butts on my obsession list. I think I have a great obsession list. Well, at least the first three items.

You can pitch the piss suggestion as environmentally friendly. After all, it is another way to conserve water by recycling it. Perhaps, in the drought stricken south they could tout the benefits of golden showers and drinking piss.
Given my obsession with dicks, I can definitely understand the sexual arousal aspects of piss. But, swallowing it is not for me. Too bad piss does not taste like ginger ale.

JEM

[innaminka]

Well, seeing as how i'm a female, i dont care if a guy pees sitting, just as long as he doesnt tinkle on the seat!



Totally agree - why can't they aim straight????
And as far as big-boobs go??? i don't need any sort of weights. A-cups don't cause anyone to overbalance!! :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Can tellya now ..only way guys..an me includes me dad an me bro get 2 use our loo for weein...is 2 sit down.. they jus 2 unpredictable...sozzed..stoned or soba... we hav jus moved form me luffly pad in town out 2 edga city 2 Kate's dad's nice house wiv 2 loos.. 1 upstairs..an 1 down.. wen we wer packin up the last thing me did wos 2 take down the notice of warnin of consequences of bein caught standin weein... this has now been reproduced an now has prida place on the door in BOTH loos at the new house!!!!

Men sit down woteva they do on our lavvy...cept if they r boakin but then God help em if they miss then!!! Consequences don bear thinkin bout!

[welickit]

Unusual question and neither of us ever gave it much thought. To us it pretty much depends on the mood of the moment. Being nudists we often find ourselves outside naked. If outside we both just go standing up. The wife has done it standing since she was a teen. Inside she will sit while I would be more inclined to stand.:bipride: