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Toad82
Oct 27, 2008, 4:05 AM
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No glove, no love
26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ***, protect yourself at climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the ****
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
35) Cloak the joker before you poke her
36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbber before you bob her
38) After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41) Cover that lumber before you pump her
42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release your strudel
45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47) Cage that snake then shake and bake
48) Cover your peter it will be much neater
49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
50) It's always funky to cage your monkey
51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53) It's not much money to catch your honey
54) Don't be a fool cover your tool
55) Don't excrete, wrap your meat

johnnyeasy
Oct 27, 2008, 10:32 AM
Wow!

A pretty thorough list!
Reminds me of the time I went to a museum in New York. We went to see a MAJOR Monet exhibit, tickets were hard to get, traveled all the way up from Philly to see it. We get there, there is an exhibit on another part of the museum about Posters advocating condom use. The european ones were hysterical! Yhey were light hearted, but got the meassge across.
The US ones, mostly miltary from WWII, were stern and forbidding.
But if they could make a poster for every saying listed above......they would need a new museum!

csrakate
Oct 27, 2008, 10:53 AM
A bit off topic here, but as long as we're discussing slogans, nothing gripes me more than the Always Maxi Pad slogan of "Have a Happy Period"! WTF is that? Is there such a thing? LOL!

cutenewlybi
Oct 27, 2008, 9:47 PM
A bit off topic here, but as long as we're discussing slogans, nothing gripes me more than the Always Maxi Pad slogan of "Have a Happy Period"! WTF is that? Is there such a thing? LOL!
Omg kate I competly agree!! a happy period...what ever!!

csrakate
Oct 28, 2008, 2:23 AM
It's like trying to tell an alcoholic that your monthly pill habit isn't as harmful as their nightly binge drinking.

While your rant contained some very good points, this comment seems so very very familiar...like one that was posted not so long ago....by someone who was a troll....hmmmmmmm....interesting.

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Oct 28, 2008, 5:46 PM
LOL I was Wondering when that one would emerge. Some of the wording and mannerisms are too set-pat. (Set patterns) And I see Drew or crew got him already..lol
Good job Guys. Is it just me or can you tell a Troll from the bizarre handles...?
Cat
(Fan of the troll eradicators) :}

Doggie_Wood
Oct 28, 2008, 6:22 PM
It's as if Drew & Crew may now be using I.A.A.B software.

Thanks Drew & Crew

:doggie:

csrakate
Oct 28, 2008, 6:45 PM
LOL I was Wondering when that one would emerge. Some of the wording and mannerisms are too set-pat. (Set patterns) And I see Drew or crew got him already..lol
Good job Guys. Is it just me or can you tell a Troll from the bizarre handles...?
Cat
(Fan of the troll eradicators) :}

Well..I must confess.... I couldn't sleep last night and I caught him making posts under both names and reported him asap....drew got on it by the time morning came. Very impressive that he can act so fast. And yes...the names gave him away the minute I saw who the newest member was, both as WhipHandleInTheAss and BlackAngryBitch.

jamieknyc
Oct 28, 2008, 7:01 PM
I saw someone selling condoms with McCain's picture on them and the caption "Old but not expired."

still_shy
Oct 29, 2008, 8:06 AM
:bowdown: That's hilarious Jamie! I bet they're making a fortune off that idea!

darkeyes
Oct 29, 2008, 9:51 AM
I saw someone selling condoms with McCain's picture on them and the caption "Old but not expired."

Tee hee Jamie... sumhow yas brot 2 mind a vision a the ole fool on a Naked Chef telly programme wiv the funny hat on 'is head...:bigrin:

.. the daft things an overactive magination bring forth...:tong:

12voltman59
Oct 29, 2008, 1:29 PM
The troll is something else-----he sure picks some crazy names----they all show his weird fixations.

It is also funny that he tries to act like "I am a new member--I just joined" when someone posts in one of his threads that it is obvious who he is----he has got to be stupid to think that we don't have his number pegged.

He is so predictable now----

Rudy75
Oct 29, 2008, 11:26 PM
Getting back to condoms...

How about "Double Bag It."

codybear3
Oct 30, 2008, 2:08 PM
I saw someone selling condoms with McCain's picture on them and the caption "Old but not expired."


LOL... Some of us "older but not expired" folks got a laugh outta this one... Wonder if it would hold up under pressure?!? :paw::paw:

badkitty87
Oct 30, 2008, 2:41 PM
The one that i've heard the most is : Be wise, condomize!

an obsure one i heard was: Suit up before you shoot up. which i think just sounds like a slogan for drug use! :rolleyes:

FerSureMaybe
Oct 31, 2008, 3:33 AM
A bit off topic here, but as long as we're discussing slogans, nothing gripes me more than the Always Maxi Pad slogan of "Have a Happy Period"! WTF is that? Is there such a thing? LOL!

www.divacup.com

It's a little weird, but it's worth it :]


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What about "Wrap it before you tap it?"

And one my mom made up I think...
"He better double wrap that thing with that girl or he's going to get something windex won't take off."

FerSureMaybe
Oct 31, 2008, 3:37 AM
Tee hee Jamie... sumhow yas brot 2 mind a vision a the ole fool on a Naked Chef telly programme wiv the funny hat on 'is head...:bigrin:

.. the daft things an overactive magination bring forth...:tong:

They gave away polka dotted condoms at the AIDS walk. I accidentally grabbed one when my (now ex) boyfriend was over. When we were done and he went to take it off, the reaction was priceless. "What the hell?!"

No, that's not why we broke up.