Holiday "Carols"

[gfofbiguy]

In light of the holiday season, I would like to start off with this lil' ditty:

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Please feel free to add your own!!

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

LMAO Oh you are Soo bad! lol
Cat

[onewhocares]

That was HYSTERICAL...I laughed SO hard I woke up my daughter in the other room. I send the link to some cross dressers I know.


Belle

[FalconAngel]

You should have posted that on the thread that I started;
http://main.bisexual.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6251

It has my own Christmas carol.

[gfofbiguy]

You should have posted that on the thread that I started;
http://main.bisexual.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6251

It has my own Christmas carol.

Darn it - I should have! Sorry!! (I loved it btw! heehee)

Oh, and for all of you peeps who like to bake, here's my favorite Christmas Cake Recipe (which I am pretty sure has been posted previously as well, but I couldn't find it):

Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
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Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of bugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!! BINGLE JELLS!!!!!!!!!!