Anybody else regularly jo while driving?

[lifeisfun]

I'm a mostly gay, exhibitionist, male and I just love to do my thing while I'm driving. Knowing that anyone in a higher vehicle can look over and see me is the thrill. I'm not 'in your face' about it, don't slow down (well maybe a little) when passing trucks or make gestures to get drivers attention. Just into getting 'caught' doing the naughty by someone else. If the trucker actually slows down and drives alongside I've occasionally shot my load all over myself. If I can see that the driver is a woman, or there are kids in the vehicle (like a school bus), I definitely cover up. Am I alone is this quirk?

[izzfan]

Surely this is quite dangerous, I mean if you are wanking when you're supposed to be driving, you're not exactly paying attention to the road. As for getting "caught" by other drivers, you're also distracting them and there is always the possibility that one of the other cars that sees you might be a police car.

There is nothing wrong with having a wank but there is a time and a place, and that certainly isn't while you are driving.

[BareHunter45]

Not me...sounds like fun, but due to distraction and the fact that I am very uncoordinated...I can't. I find that I am so uncoordinated...I have to pull over to the side of the road, just to honk my horn!

Yanking would require too much coordination.

Bare

[lifeisfun]

Well, once its out of my pants I am watching the road and not staring at my dick. It's probably safer than eating a burger while driving. and i'm not doing it to completion (except for those rare accidents), so no cleanup to worry about.

[Doggiestyle]

Well now "Lifeisfun" you certainly do exibit-U-self, don't you? Thats quite a trick. I don't know if I could concentrate "HARD ENUFF" to do that, especially when I got off, I would probably wreck. Damm----that would be a trip.:yikes2:
Haveing said that, exposeing-U-self could git you in trouble, if they cell phone the cops, and are willing to testify. And B-E-L-I-E-V-E me. I mean you need to really BELIEVE me that nowdays you do not want to git convicted of any sex-related crimes. I don't know about NJ sex crime laws, but in TN (where I live) & in GA (even worse) the sex crime laws are tuff. As far as I could tell, "life would be over".
Now as far as exhibiting-U-self. I have been doin it for years & have "cumm" to a few conclusions. That if you do it all at once (flasher style) your just too much a shock & turn people really off. Or if somebody sees youa "walkin your dog" that to, would be too much also. I have found that if you dress skimpy-ly & have the capability of showin it all. Then you can start off by gittin somebodys attention without gittin a :yikes2:& fuckin the whole thing up. If after you git somebodys attention, then you can move on to more. Just remember that,regardless of what you got to show, that when you do show it

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[curious44]

The only time I did that was right before we were married. My wife decided we were not going to have anymore sex starting six weeks before we were married. She claimed it would make our wedding night something to look forward to and all my begging, whining and conniving couldn't convince her otherwise. We still went out 2 or 3 nights a week for those 6 weeks (we didn't live together) and on those nights I wanked it in the car driving home in my '55 Ford. It made for a lot of sticky and crusty handkerchiefs. I think those were the longest 6 weeks of my life. :)

[lifeisfun]

Well damn. Now everyone gots me scared. Another pleasure gone.

[DiamondDog]

Not regularly but I've done it a few times while in areas with very low speed limits late at night and I pulled over to finish.

[Doggiestyle]

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FUCKED UP MY FIRST REPLY, SO PLEASE DISREGARD IT.

Well now "Lifeisfun" you certainly do exibit-U-self< don't you??? Thats quite a trick. I don't know if I could concentrate "HARD ENUFF" to do that, especially when I got off, I would probably have a wreck. Damm-------That would be a trip :yikes2:
Haveing said that, exposing-U-self could git you in trouble. If they cell phone the cops, and are willing to testify!!! And B-E-L-I-E-V-E me, I mean you need to really BELIEVE me that nowdays you do not want to git convicted of any sex-related crime. I do not know about NJ sex crime laws, but in TN (where I live) & in GA (even worse) the sex crime laws are tuff. As far as I could think, "life would be over"
Now as far as exhibiting-U-self. I have been doin it for years & have "cumm" to a few conclusions. That if you do it all at once (flasher style) your just too much a shock & turn people really off. Or if somebody sees you a "walkin your dog" that to would be too much also. :yikes2: I have found that if you dress skimpy-ly & you have the capability of showin it all. Then you can start off by gittin somebodys attention without gittin a :yikes2: and fuckin the whole thing up. If after you git somebodys attention, then you can move on to more. Just remember that, regardless of what you got to show, that when you do show it all, then the shows over & that you can't offer any more, thats it. Experence has shown me that after this things git boring. Seldom will it git more interesting. Especially when it's a guy working on a gal. And if it does go further, then you probably don't want any of them anyway.
Now as far as where to exhibit. I like a car wash, or the lake, or a laundry matt ETC something like that. There you can put on a good show and find people interested. But at a place like the mall or a big straight public event, bad idea, too many people & you will git caught. You can git by with dressin in skimpy clothing, but no more. And you will git looks & can start conversations but do the exposeing somewhere else, just too many people & you will probably scare your new friend off. Now some big events like a Gay Pride event, then ok everthing seems to go there (you should see me at the Atlanta Gay Pride event) I look forward to it ever year.
Another problem with exposeing yourself completely to others is that if you happin to do it to a real-live redneck. Then count on hearin a lot of bullshit & you might have to defend yourself. Commin on slow will usually prevent this. They won't be interested.
Now for the worst, I hate to say it, but you GOTTA be decent lookin. I mean you gotta have a decent lookin body. A beer belly hanging over spandex biker shorts wont work & will only git laughs & real negative comments. You don't have to have a six-pack-abb but you need to be trim especially if you a guy after a lady.
So please disregard my first reply, I don't know how I screwed that one up & if I could erase it I would.
Nuff said for now.......This was my :2cents:


............Your friend, Doggie :doggie:

[MaybeSayMaybe]

Mr. lifeisfun: Do you have cow manure for brains or what?

I was once a passenger in a car where another car passed us and somebody held up a porn picture to the window. This may seem cute, but the effect is startle the driver of the other car, and this can easily cause a crash, or a pileup on a freeway.

I don't know about New Jersey, but if the LAPD hauled you in for that, your immediate problem is getting out of the police station without a little immediate justice thrown in. They have a tendency to be like that.

Hate to rain on your parade with a little common sense, but somebody needs to say it.

[Kermit Jagger]

Sliding my hand into my open fly and caressing my cock and balls relaxes me on the drive home after a tough day at work. I never do this in heavy traffic or in bad weater or when I'm on my mobile. It's usually late at night so there's not much traffic and nobody sees which is OK since I'm doing this for myself. Most of the time, I don't cum. When I do, I just catch the juice and suck it off my hand and fingers. No point letting a good thing go to waste.

Kermit

[Mmonty]

And you thought cell phones were distracting.

[Love2Jerk]

I have often been driving and jerking, getting hard, etc., but not usually to the point where I'll cum. In fact, I often need to stop playing since I would cum if I continued. It's just too messy. If I am driving and jerking, I'll usually then find a quiet spot to finish up.

[darkeyes]

Surely this is quite dangerous, I mean if you are wanking when you're supposed to be driving, you're not exactly paying attention to the road. As for getting "caught" by other drivers, you're also distracting them and there is always the possibility that one of the other cars that sees you might be a police car.

There is nothing wrong with having a wank but there is a time and a place, and that certainly isn't while you are driving.

Men an big boys toys Izzy... sex in a car can b fun..but preferably wen it aint movin....:eek:

[shaver6]

I had a friend from high school, who masturbated just about every day. When he didn't get a chance to masturbate for several days, then it was quite easy for him to have an ejaculation with only a little simulation.

One morning he was driving to work, after going almost a week with out masturbating. He was on the freeway, and the pavement wasn't very smooth. It set up a vibration, and rocking in the car, which triggered a no hands ejaculation....he wasn't even touching himself..had both hands on the wheel. He said it felt great,..but he wasn't too happy going to work with a big load of cum in his underware... :tongue:

[anteak]

In 1950 I bought myself a truck and became an over the road trucker. I have loved sexual things since I found out girls and boys were different.

During those long trips cross country I would get horney and eventually take my cock out and start strokin. Thinking about the fuckin I would get when I got home.

It usually resulted in me shooting my cum into a rag that I carried in the cab.

I'm past my mid 80's now and still enjoy jacking off almost daily. I would prefer having sex with other people, M/F but don't know how to make it happen. :-(

[nothings5d]

I've tried before but run into a big roadblock (no pun intended) every time. If I'm going to be driving one handed for very long I need my left hand on the wheel. And that's the hand I jo with, so it's problematic.

[ris19]

I love it while driving. OR getting or giving road head is fun for me. very fun

[darkeyes]

Ther a word for peeps like u lot.. 7 lettas.. begins wiv W ends in S often preceded by anotha 7 letta word.. beginnin wiv F end in G... add me own 6 letta word in the middle .. begins B ends wiv an A.. an don mean it in ne jocular sense eitha...

Smart arses... eitha yas talkin an braggin bollox or ya shud b lokked away for a long long time..

[_Joe_]

Ther a word for peeps like u lot.. 7 lettas.. begins wiv W ends in S often preceded by anotha 7 letta word.. beginnin wiv F end in G... add me own 6 letta word in the middle .. begins B ends wiv an A.. an don mean it in ne jocular sense eitha...

Smart arses... eitha yas talkin an braggin bollox or ya shud b lokked away for a long long time..

F _ _ _ _ _ G

B _ _ _ _ A

Hmm.

LETS PLAY HANGMAN!

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Ok Darkeyes.

The letter A ?

[coyotedude]

Oh, my! I have enough trouble driving while changing the radio station - no way in hell could I j/o while driving and not run off the road!

"So, Mr. Coyote, can you please explain what brought you here to the emergency room this evening?"

And I don't even want to think of the accident report by the police.... :eek::eek::eek:

If you can j/o and drive safely, my hat is off to you.

Peace

[darkeyes]

F _ _ _ _ _ G

B _ _ _ _ A

Hmm.

LETS PLAY HANGMAN!

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Ok Darkeyes.

The letter A ?Anagram a the middle bit Joe me wise squidgy faced 1... hunc.. easy peasy...:tong:
Clue...can b a "B****a grapes..":bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Oh, my! I have enough trouble driving while changing the radio station - no way in hell could I j/o while driving and not run off the road!

"So, Mr. Coyote, can you please explain what brought you here to the emergency room this evening?"

And I don't even want to think of the accident report by the police.... :eek::eek::eek:

If you can j/o and drive safely, my hat is off to you.

Peace
Jus make sure ya has clean undies on Dude me luffly.. also..who knos... wiv it stikkin out wer it shudn it mite not take a big bump inya car 2 find yasel decockitated....:eek: