I CAN.....

[onewhocares]

I thought that since we have I CONFESS I thought there should be an I CAN

[onewhocares]

I can listen,
I can be silly,
I can be risque,
I can be amusing,
I can be sarcastic,
I can be respectful,
I can be a menche,
I can be a goddess,
I can read voraciously,
I can be a giddy school girl,
I can think faster than can speak,
I can be opinionated in my beliefs,
I can light up a room when I walk in,
I can be subtle with double entendres,
I can be counted upon in a time of crisis,
I can be right and can accept when I am wrong,
I can be a tigress and temptress when the mood hits me,
I can dry the tears of a young child when they have been hurt,
I can hold a dying person in my arms so they will not pass alone,
I can love more than one person and be taken with the right look,
I can be fanatical in my attention to detail when I am planning an event,
I can put my rather large but cute french manicured foot in my mouth often, and do,
I can stand up for the rights of others when they are unable to speak for themselves,
I can hold you in the safe haven of my arms and love you till the first light of dawn,
I can be the best friend you could ever want unless you let me slip through you fingers,
I can look into your eyes and see the ever changing depth of your soul,
I can hear the sound of your voice and be filled with anticipation and joy,
I can drink any man under the table then bring you home and make dinner,
I can cry in the dark at old movies or when hurt unconsciously by you,
I can butt heads with anyone or walk with you into the light,
I am this complicated and I am the person I was meant to be... for I was meant to be ME.


Belle

[rissababynta]

I can do more sit-ups than my husband.
I can crochet a large blanket in two weeks or less.
I can bend my thumb all the way back til it hits my arm AND twist it til the nail is on the palm side (i'll take pics someday lol)
I can sing opera, broadway, and almost any other style music you can think of.
I can do the most tedious things all day long.
I can make a kick ass beef stew.
I can read and write sheet musc.
I can play over ten instruments.
I can STILL do gymnastic moves from when I as younger!
I can dance.
I can birh babies! (not that it's ever happenng again...)
I can be psychotic about cleaning.
I can easily get out of an armbar.
I can be a horrible bitch.
I can be your greatest friend.
I can be strong.
I can be vulnerable.
I can be whatever you want me to be ;)
I can be better.
I can (or at least used to be able to) pole dance.
I can be WAY to much of a Leo.
I can be WAY to much of a Fire.
I can be a great Pagan, but I haven't been doing a good job lately with that haha.
I can actually shut up for once, today, I promise, just don't quite know when...

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Standing ovation Miss Belle! Well done Darlin. See? She writes as purdy as she is! lol
Hugs
Your Cat

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Great job too, Rissa. Great affirmation. :}
Cat

[rissababynta]

Cat you are a darling. Let's see what YOU can do *wink wink nudge nudge*

[Lonewolf76]

Ok, Here's a grisly old wolfs attempt - Great thread BTW Belle!

I Can...

...Finally be comfortable in my own skin
...release past regrets and instead see them as positive learning eaxperiences
...see the beauty on the inside of people - where it really counts
...love and be in love with more than one person or gender
...love people FOR their differences instead of IN SPITE of their differences
...write songs that make people cry
...cook a killer beef roast
...rip off a spontaneous string of bad puns so bad people throw things at me!
...hold the hand of a dying patient and let them know that they left this world touching someone who cared
...be extremely romantic,lustfull and passionate and blend them all into one
...give a total body rub that will make you fall in love with me
...cherish close friends and always have room in my heart for new ones
...sing the entire soundtrack from "Phantom of the Opera", "Cats" & "Grease"
...appreciate each new day and the people in it as a divine gift to be appreciated
...Dance like John Travolta (in my head) and not care that in reality it looks like Pee Wee Herman!
...Live, laugh and love without boundaries

LOL - That was fun!! LW

[rissababynta]

Ok, Here's a grisly old wolfs attempt - Great thread BTW Belle!

I Can...


...sing the entire soundtrack from "Phantom of the Opera", "Cats" & "Grease"




Wolf! I love you!

[Lonewolf76]

Wolf! I love you!

Right back atcha sweetie - Love those broadway musicals!!!! LW

[sQuee]

I can speak two languages (arabic and english)
I can nurture
I can love you and hate you in the same instant
I can watch cartoons all day/night and consider it a productive day
I can play soccer
I can bend like a pretzel
I can give the best hugs even though I'm probably smaller than you
I can get chipmunks and monkeys to come to me
I can type without looking at the screen or the keyboard (as I'm doing now)
I can be your friend but nag you like your mother
I can watch a stripper and appreciate her gymnastics on stage
I can make you laugh harder than anyone you know

[rissababynta]

I can speak two languages (arabic and english)
I can nurture
I can love you and hate you in the same instant
I can watch cartoons all day/night and consider it a productive day
I can play soccer
I can bend like a pretzel
I can give the best hugs even though I'm probably smaller than you
I can get chipmunks and monkeys to come to me
I can type without looking at the screen or the keyboard (as I'm doing now)
I can be your friend but nag you like your mother
I can watch a stripper and appreciate her gymnastics on stage
I can make you laugh harder than anyone you know

Except for the arabic, you and I are like twins! THat's awesome haha.

[alegrias]

I can . . .
get a hug whenever I want or need one,
make someone's day just by paying attention to them or complimenting them,
cum so many times when my hubby and I make love that I lose count,
make a difference in other people's lives,
do my share to combat global warming,
tell you what I think in 2 languages (English & Spanish),
love people who disagree with me,
love an unlimited number of people.

[eddy10]

I can ...

Leap buildings in a single bound,
run faster than a speeding bullet,
be stronger than a locomotive,
jjoke a lot.

Other than that, the 'can' is empty.
;)

[BumbleB]

-I can be there for someone before they ask for it
-I can believe that there's something more than all of us and this life
-I can change my world so that the next world will be smaller bounds of trials
-I can love and see the beauty of everything and see it's dark side too
-I can distinguish right and wrong and practice it fully
-I can now see the complexities in simple people
-I can dream out loud
-I can love

[innaminka]

I can.......

...make it through the next few years without putting my daughters up for adoption.
...learn to love my body.
...keep my business intact despite the horrors of the GFC*
...wear a bikini again. (despite the sounds of vomit coming from the aforesaid daughters!)
...learn to like Thai food.
...maintain the facade that I am very happy in my marriage.
...successfully cook a sponge cake.
...recognise my weaknesss when it comes to a) chocolate b) champagne c) a cute derriere.
...keep visiting Bisex forum


*Global Finacial Crisis

[MarieDelta]

I can...

Get up in the morning
Do my own shot
Tease and please
Love someone special
Take my pills
Be Myself

[Doggiestyle]

I can do what I DO, DO, simply because I do the things I can do......This is habit.:tongue:

When I learn to do the things I can't do I can then add them to the things I DO - DO......This is creativity.:cutelaugh

I seem to put off the things I should do simply because I had rather do the things that I DO - DO......This is procrastination.:wiggle2:

I wind up doin the things I shouldin't do because that is what I usually DO - DO......This is normal.:cool:

One of these days, when I grow up, I will learn to do all the things I can, can't, should & shouldin't do & they will become my daily DO - DO......This is the future.:rolleyes:

I don't know about you, but this all sounds like a lot of DO - DO to me, huh?:confused:

:tong: Hey, I just had to say this...... Your friend......Doggie......:doggie:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Yes Miss Rissa I Can Do. When I'm not exhusted and the meds havent kicked in to fog up what little brain I have..lol
Soon, soon.
Hugs
Cat

[darkeyes]

Me can.... get rite nasty wen the Jambos get beat an me is ther wotchin..
b luffly wen the Jambos win an me is ther wotchin
act like a rite lil tart sumtimes
play guitar an fiddle pretty well
sing ok
luffs jammin wiv me family
lissen 2 music an sumtimes get orgasmic bout the best of it
lissen 2 music an get amorous
fall on me bootie on icy an pavements, roads an steps
laff at mesel
an dus prefer 2 laff at otha peeps... but mos of all wiv otha peeps
laze in sun foreva
spend a bomb of clothes shoes lingerie perfumerie an make up
go on foreign hols
b a gud m8
b a bad enemy
hav lotsa fun wiv me partner an the snots
b generous
b vain
b immodest
wind me dad round me lil fingie an get up me mums nose
luffs readin
luffs poetry
an dus luff me home town an won ev liv ne wer else
b a rite opinionated an dogmatic bitch
b a lil foul mouthed wen the occasion calls for it
b a flirt
b a tease
hurt peeps me luffs outa selfishness
b hurt
b a moody cow
get a lil wild on a nite out wiv me m8s

In short me can b jus a human bein wiv human strengths an weakness...

[evilpanda]

I can have multiple orgasms. And I'm a dude.

[rissababynta]

I can have multiple orgasms. And I'm a dude.

You win.

[Lonewolf76]

I can have multiple orgasms. And I'm a dude.

Ever think of giving classes??? - I'd like to be able to do that! LW

[chook]

I can drink heaps of beer :smilies15 :rotate:


Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[BrotherJack]

I CAN cos I am, who I am, so I CAN

I can be honest, and truthful and I CANnot tell a lie
I can be blunt, and I can say what I think
I can and did, raise three children
I can and will be divorced
I can be and am artistic
I can sing blues
I can write prose
I can and did lose weight
I can laugh
I can cry
I can have my heart break
I can be strong enough to survive and I am
I can love guinea pigs and speak guinea piguese
I can love the grand daughter I may never see
I can dance erotically
I can undress someone with just my eyes
I can drink lots of coffee
I can buy clothes that make me look good
I can be beautiful, cos I am
I can be 23 and 54, all at the same time
I can get angry and i do
I can use words that surprise even me
I can never abandon someone
I can make a vow and never break it
I can have an eight year old child, who is not my own, tell me that she loves me
I can love with all my heart, mind and spirit and I do
I can know that this love is cursed and it is
I can go on loving, for I must
I can love 'til I die and I will
I can be pushed away, but keep coming back for more
I can be loyal
I can keep a confidence
I can be a friend
I can live
I can die
I can be all that I need to be and more and still that will not be enough
I can only be me
I can....yes I can...for I am

[evilpanda]

Ever think of giving classes??? - I'd like to be able to do that! LW

You have to be bareback (and with someone you trust) and just keep thrusting after you cum, slowly and gently until you get hard again. It takes increased stamina and enhanced sensation to overcome the endorphin rush that signals your body to roll over and go to sleep. Therefore, I recommend a pre-coital mix of one small Red Bull and a strong SATIVA marijuana. (SATIVA only, Indicas will put you to sleep.) No alcohol or coffee beforehand. When you cum, just keep sliding in and out and tease yourself until you get hard again, then proceed as normal.

I have a glass ceiling of four times in one go. My then partner lost count of hers.

:bigrin:

[eddy10]

I can do anything better than you can,
I can do everything better than you,
Yes, I can, yes I can, yes I can ...

:compuser:
:):):)

[Lonewolf76]

You have to be bareback (and with someone you trust) and just keep thrusting after you cum, slowly and gently until you get hard again. It takes increased stamina and enhanced sensation to overcome the endorphin rush that signals your body to roll over and go to sleep. Therefore, I recommend a pre-coital mix of one small Red Bull and a strong SATIVA marijuana. (SATIVA only, Indicas will put you to sleep.) No alcohol or coffee beforehand. When you cum, just keep sliding in and out and tease yourself until you get hard again, then proceed as normal.

I have a glass ceiling of four times in one go. My then partner lost count of hers.

:bigrin:

Evilpanda,
Many thanks! I'm going to try that! :)

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Wow, so many of these have been covered already, but I'll see what I can do...:}

I can...

Be mischief on all four paws..:wiggle2:

I can be Dumb Country Hick and still surprise you with a burst of intellect every now and then.:tong:

Rock a friend or loved one on these big Ol' boobs in time of pain or sorrow.

Can hold a lover or child near my heart to sing or rock them to sleep.
I can sooth with a touch and take away pain.

Can advocate one of my Vets or my friends with all the meanness of a Mother Cougar. :soapbox:

I can laugh out loud and laugh so hard that I'll have big tears rolling my cheeks. :bigrin:

Make my words of passion(in many forms) reach your mind and make you think, laugh, cry, feel horny...lol (sorry)

I can be, Mother, Grandmother, advisor, confidante, lover, and most importantly, friend.

I can be your best ally, or worst enemy.

I can be as sweet as a peach in summer, or as juicy as one in the right conditions. *Wink wink ;)*

I can be loyal and true and be friend to you for as long as you want me, need me.

I can be at your back anytime if you are right, and be right in your face if you are wrong.

I can be all woman, and still have time to be an over grown Tomboy too..lol

I can be a grump when I'm in pain, but I hide it well.

I can profess to be all hard hearted and cold on the outside, but inside people know better.

I can be very direct sometimes.

I can suck the seeds out of a pickle and never break the skin. (Sexual reference) LOL

I can make you a meal that will make you hafta unbutton/unzip yer pants afterwards and groan in happiness..lol

I can be tender, gentle, loving on occassion. (Hey dont let that get around. I have an image to uphold after all!)

I can love with my whole being, but my heart is too torn to give again.

I can be a place of solid comfort to someone that needs to be held and cuddled.

I can be nice to little kids if I have to....*Snicker*

I can be soft and warm and as Sensually-cuddly as a kitten, or as wild and primitive as my namesake when riled, pissed off, or in heat. :bigrin: (I prefer in heat) :}

I can be deadly serious when I am suppose to be, and a total nut case at most times.

I can sometimes feel like I want to snuggle against someone bigger than me, and just snuggle in like a child, and feel safe, warm and protected. Just nestle in to someone Elses' softness and strength and let Them care for and protect Me for a change..lol

I can show total bravado outwardly, and be a quaking mess on the inside. But it would never show.

I can be more woman than you could handle in this lifetime or the next, and be just as manly as you can.:tong:

I can attract both sexes; even if the woman isnt quite sure she's bi...lol (Dont laugh, this happend recently. ;)

I can be sauve, cool, and collected and still be the biggest klutz in the world. :rolleyes:

That's all I can think of with this bad of a headache, ya'll :}