Getting on a plane today

[TwylaTwobits]

Just dropping a line to let you guys know I'm on my way to see my sexy voiced Kiwi and see how good he is in person.

I'll be on as soon as possible after getting there so you all take care and I'll see you soon.

[Long Duck Dong]

lucky guy.......

[TwylaTwobits]

lucky guy.......

Duckie darling I love you but you are a smart ass at times. So what if you hands will be cold when I get there, my ass will be warm. Grope away.

[Long Duck Dong]

oh you are cumming, I mean coming to see me..... sighs..... I am a male, I need to have things written down for me.... like put the toilet seat down, get your elbows off the table, eat with ya mouth closed and don't you dare cum in 2 minutes....... now I have to do the house work and make the place look like the cave bear moved out

[TwylaTwobits]

Gee babe what's that song by Deanna Carter something "Did I shave my legs for this?"


Love ya darling and I'll be there as soon as the plane lets me. Lots of hugs and kisses and long sighs about 12 hours of promised sexual torture.

[Long Duck Dong]

12 hours ?????... I swore I said 12 minutes and that is in between the ad breaks during the sports and the mouthfuls of beer.....

[TwylaTwobits]

Live it up now babe....just remember retaliation from a woman is often delayed and subtle but oh so effective.

[Long Duck Dong]

Live it up now babe....just remember retaliation from a woman is often delayed and subtle but oh so effective.

runs that thru the man translator ...= she is gonna nag you to death and make you change your underpants once a day, not once a week

[TwylaTwobits]

ROFLMAO babe....now everyone can see why I fell in love with you. The sense of humor is wicked now if the rest matches.... :)

[Long Duck Dong]

it does, I swear...... * sneaks off to slam it in the door a few times so it swells up, wipes the tears from my eyes and hobbles to the bed *

[TwylaTwobits]

Hey now you promised no one else gets to torture you, that includes yourself, you just have to wait til I get there, partner :)

[Long Duck Dong]

stops biting my hand long enuf to groan " torture,.... what torture.... this is my idea of foreplay..... now if you grab the iron and get the kinks out we can start *

[TwylaTwobits]

Lots of love to my sexy man, see ya in a few days.

[texasman6172003]

Good Gawd You get a room!!!:bigrin::tong: Have fun guy's..

[csrakate]

LOL tex!

Enjoy your visit and getting to know one another face to face (no comments from the peanut gallery....you know what I mean! LOL)

Safe travels!
Kate

[Realist]

This romance has turned into a SOAP OPERA and it's about time it came to a climax! (Pun intended)

Good luck Twyla and Duck!

[TaylorMade]

Vaya con Dios, Twyla. I hope I'll get the $$ to visit the person whose made my panties wet and my mind work over time soon. :)

*Taylor*

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Good Lord, they wont even make it out of the plane terminal. There'll be shakin' and bakin' in one of the janitor closets.....We'll hear it on the news....lol
Have a safe, fantastic time Twy!
Hugss
Cat

[DiamondDog]

Have fun! Congratulations!

[TwylaTwobits]

I'm here and the man can kiss and cook so far, we'll see about later. It's bloody cold here.

Hugs to all

[vittoria]

From Kentucky to New Zealand?!?!:eek:

You GO Girl!!!!!!:three:

Have lots o fun and take lots of pictures!!!

[chook]

The Kiwi's aint bad I suppose......but if you want some real fun the land of OZ is only a couple of hours away from NZ......just kidding Tywla have yourself a great time in the land of the long white cloud :)



Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[onewhocares]

Glad to hear that you arrive safe and sound...long trip. Rest up and have wonderful time down under. Give the man a big ole hug from me.

Belle

[TwylaTwobits]

LDD is the most wonderful man I have ever known and yes this soap opera came to a climax well ummm lets see the score was 24 for me 1 for him first night, he wasn't kidding all the times he's posted that it's not about cumming for him it's about his partner.... ran the mom guantlet today so far so good. Still bloody cold but we keep each other warm in bed.

[texasman6172003]

24:eek: Could you walk afterwards honey?:bigrin::tong:.....

[Realist]

24 to 1.........yep, that's about even! I'm happy for you, Girl, on several levels.

Isn't it great to be in love and combine it with such sensual pleasures?

Hopefully you'll grow together and things will get even better!

[TwylaTwobits]

I'm still smiling, he was gonna post an update but as he was typing the cat jumped on keyboard and locked pc up


Let's just say that after 3 years of celibacy he had some stored up sexual energy that did not get discharged over the phone :)

[Long Duck Dong]

snorts..... ME ??? .... you are the one that is working on fitting 24 inches into a 8 inch depth...... :tong: I tried to tell you that it was huge, but would you listen ???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

now put down that 24 inch double ender dildo... my 4 inch dick needs exercise

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

24 inches??/ Dayuummm..I hope ya'll got pictures...*Snicker*:bigrin:
Bad Cat

[TwylaTwobits]

Sigh Cat don't you know by now the reason women are bad at math is we have been told all our lives [ ] is six inches. Never trust a male's measurements.


For the record I have no idea how long that double ender is but LDD himself is ummmm very close to my nice 8 1/2" :tong:

[Long Duck Dong]

[ ] 6 inchs ???? roflmao... yeah females can not count....... its 8 inches

standard rule of measurement.... if a male holds it with 4 fingers and pisses on 3 of them..... its 6 inches.....

sighs, us males have it so hard..... we have woman that like it hard, we have to get it hard, we have to give it hard and then we get complained at cos we are hard, and females find it hard to deal with hard men......

remembers the old saying.... a good man is hard to find, and a hard man is good to find..... and 10 minutes for any man is a lifetime

[TwylaTwobits]

goes off to get 10 mins of LDD's time... oh yeah sorry lifetime....wonder how cold hands on hot ass will go...... only one way to find out hehehe