Pre-Friday Chortels

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

> BEAUTY PARLOR:
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> A place where women curl up and dye.
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> CANNIBAL:
> Someone who is fed up with people.
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> CHICKENS:
> The only animals you eat before they are born and after
> they are dead.
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> COMMITTEE:
> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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> DUST:
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> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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> EGOTIST:
> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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> HANDKERCHIEF:
> Cold Storage.
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> INFL ATION:
> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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> MOSQUITO:
> An insect that makes you like flies better.
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> RAISIN:
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> Grape with a sunburn.
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> SECRET:
> Something you tell to one person at a time.
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> SKELETON:
> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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> TOOTHACHE:
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> The pain that drives you to extraction.
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> TOMORROW:
> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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> YAWN:
> An honest opinion openly expressed.
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> and MY Personal Favorite!!
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> WRINKLES:
> Something other people have,
> similar to my character lines.
>

[roy m cox]

:bigrin: LOL :bigrin:

:bipride::bipride::bipride::bipride:

[Realist]

Apparently, my GF and I both are cannibals!

[Realist]

Just got this:

In the present economy, there are few ways to make extra money, but here's a more ways that trying to save is a BAD idea:

1. Break your birth-control pills in half/re-use condoms.
2. Put your rottweiler on a diet.
3. Get laser hair removal for half off at a salon training novices at night.
4. Give your "gently used" toilet paper another go.
5. Skip the liquor store and come up with new cocktail ideas involving mouthwash and vanilla extract.
6. Take advantage of the low fares offered by "What's That Noise?" Airlines.

[Bisexual Explorer]

Cat and Realist,

Great posts, started my Friday off with a smile. Thanks.

g

[codybear3]

Makes Friday even more enjoyable...:paw::paw:

[Realist]

ALL of my Fridays are good...I'm retired! Whoopie!

[chub-bi]

Apparently, my GF and I both are cannibals!



Then you both should eat me.:tongue:

[Realist]

We might be able to take care of that!

If you're really a chub, we could last for some time on that meal!

Of course, reciprocation is expected!

[chub-bi]

We might be able to take care of that!

If you're really a chub, we could last for some time on that meal!

Of course, reciprocation is expected!


Of course it is. After all I am a gentleman!

[TwylaTwobits]

ROFLMAO Cat :)

[Doggiestyle]

:bigrin: Cool Cat !! I liked them. Turned my nite into a :bigrin:

Your friend, :doggie: