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Annika L

Oct 12, 2009, 3:15 PM

Alright, the hormone-free thread died quickly: apparently those who enjoy reading non-sexual content on here are less into posting regularly. :tong: Elian mentioned in another thread recently, though, that he thinks we have covered all possible topics and are just recycling them.

To disprove that thesis, I will do my best to post new, fresh, bold, sex-related topics for as long as there is reader/responder interest! I'll do this twice a week, so when you see a question, you have about 3 days to respond.

I do want to start with the question I asked Elian in that earlier thread, because it's a question I think everyone has a right to respond to :tong::

Which muppet would you most want to do?

Elian's response was:

After giving serious thought to your question I see three possible scenarios:

1) Threesome with Bert and Ernie
2) Something with Beeker - he's eccentric - sometimes the quiet ones surprise you
3) Snuffleupagus - you know what they say about guys with long trunks

..under absolutely NO circumstances would I let the Svvedish Chef within 200 feet of my naughty bits.

His response make my own feel rather shallow:

(1) I have to confess to a longtime (over 35 year) crush on Guy Smiley;
(2) Animal (after being thoroughly disinfected, shampooed, and tooth-brushed, of course)...omg, his raw energy is just so intense...and we all know drummers are just sexy (that natural sense of rhythm);
(3) Remember that "Mah-na, Mah-na" song, with the monster and the two girls who sang the "Bah-ti bitibi" part? The monster may have been a young Animal, now that I think about it. Anyway, a threesome with those lovely ladies makes my list.

Snuffelupagus was close (eyes to die for...such cute long lashes! and sensitive? *swoon*). But I'm afraid big and hairy has never been a turn-on for me...again, shallow, I know.

Anyone else care to share?

Cherokee_Mountaincat

Oct 12, 2009, 3:19 PM

LOL Probably Animal..you see the mouth on that boy!??? LOL :bigrin: And his mischief level kinda matches mine.
Cat

elian

Oct 12, 2009, 6:24 PM

(3) Remember that "Mah-na, Mah-na" song, with the monster and the two girls who sang the "Bah-ti bitibi" part? The monster may have been a young Animal, now that I think about it.

The NOSE on the Mah-na Mah-na things is juust the right shape for a kiss.. now I KNOW I have a wicked mind.. <grins>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU

Holmes

Oct 12, 2009, 7:39 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think this is too funny. I actually enjoyed the non sexual threads.Usually I can only get uninterrupted time on the site on Sundays so I missed a lot of them

**Peg**

Oct 12, 2009, 9:06 PM

one word: Elmo :tong:

Doggiestyle

Oct 12, 2009, 10:50 PM

:bigrin: Hey Peg, i'll agree with you about Elmo. Yep, I got one of them "tickle me homo" dolls too!!! He sleeps with me every nite! :cool:

Your friend, :doggie: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,. :bipride:

destiny200b

Oct 12, 2009, 11:10 PM

All of the muppets are into fisting and I'm not into that so I'm not sure...I hear one of the teletubbies might be open. This is a digusting exercise and I am utterly offended...okay, what the hell, Miss Piggy, okay! And Kermie.
:flag1:

FalconAngel

Oct 12, 2009, 11:13 PM

The NOSE on the Mah-na Mah-na things is juust the right shape for a kiss.. now I KNOW I have a wicked mind.. <grins>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU

Actually, it's a very young Dr. Teeth, pre-dental work.:bigrin:

MarieDelta

Oct 12, 2009, 11:40 PM

1. Menamennah - any/all of them

2. Dr Teeth

curious married m

Oct 13, 2009, 10:17 AM

Was talking to Barb on this one and with her vampire fixation there is only one,

The Count. I can hear here her now naked in the throes of extacy sceaming,
"ONE ugh , TWOOOOOOOOO, OMG THREEEEEEEEEEE.
:bigrin:

rissababynta

Oct 13, 2009, 10:55 AM

I want Kermie! I feel bad for him cause it's not easy being green.

Realist

Oct 13, 2009, 7:36 PM

I feel weird, but I wanna be with Kermit and Miss Piggy!

I'd have to put up with a lot of drama with MP, but damn ...whatta body!

JP1986UM

Oct 14, 2009, 10:35 AM

You know, sometime soon in this very thread someone is going to bring up Waldorf and Statler.

Not into older men, but someone else likely is....

For me.....

Can't think of one I'd throw down with.....seriously. :)

zyzygy

Oct 14, 2009, 10:51 AM

Statler and Waldorf.

I'm *so* into mature men

elian

Oct 14, 2009, 4:41 PM

:bigrin: Hey Peg, i'll agree with you about Elmo. Yep, I got one of them "tickle me homo" dolls too!!! He sleeps with me every nite! :cool:

Your friend, :doggie: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,. :bipride:

The local radio station did a spot ad one time for the "Tickle me THERE" Elmo doll -

They were also the station giving away a free Harley Davidson motorcycle that had the voiceover of a scrawny kid on a japanese bike going "Hey baby, how about a ride?" and the sound of a mature vuluptous female voice saying "No Thanks, I like a REAL rumble between MY legs" - followed by appropriate Harley noise.

**Peg**

Oct 14, 2009, 10:09 PM

csrakate

Oct 14, 2009, 10:16 PM

I'd sleep with Elmo in a heartbeat; I love his little laugh :tongue:

Here ya go, Peg...until you get that chance to be with Elmo..maybe this will keep you happy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSpHb1WKrE

**Peg**

Oct 15, 2009, 11:50 AM

lol kate, thanks :)

Annika L

Oct 15, 2009, 6:14 PM

The NOSE on the Mah-na Mah-na things is juust the right shape for a kiss.. now I KNOW I have a wicked mind.. <grins>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU

Well, now I *had* to look up the one I was thinking of...I'm not sure this is the exact same one I remember, but it's closer than the one Elian posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTkGXuiT55w&feature=related.

It's funny; I seem to remember the girls being prettier and cooler...but then it was the 70's...all the drugs permeating our culture back then made lots of things seem cooler than they were, LOL.

Anyway, thanks for all the awesome responses to this!!

I think it's about time for our next question. It's a practical one this time, and one I've been curious about for a while, so I hope people have some good ideas (though keep in mind, there's no right or wrong answer). And most importantly, it's another one I don't think I've ever seen addressed in these forums!

You're going to host an orgy, expecting say 20-30 people. You have a good wide, open, comfortable room for it. The question is: how many chairs/sofas are appropriate to put out?

I know it's typical for the hostess to answer first. But I think this time I'll hold off adding my thoughts until after people have had a chance to respond.

Annika L

Oct 17, 2009, 4:42 PM

*chirrup, chirrup*

Damn. Nobody has feelings about orgy etiquette or aesthetics? I'm surprised at you people!

Someone in chat did suggest a large tarp and a bottle of Wesson oil. I guess my thoughts were that chairs (or couches) would add variety, and allow different kinds of positions...and not everyone is comfortable on the floor! But for an orgy of 30, you'd never need seating for more than 15, right? So probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 5 to 10 would do. But that's just my intuition...I'm still curious to hear from someone who's been to an orgy, and can comment on whether there was too much or too little seating....

Anyhoo...I'll give this another try...certainly people must get hungry at an orgy. So our next question that has not yet been addressed in the forums:

What are the best snacks/foods to serve at an orgy?

I'm guessing nothing too heavy, and probably nothing hot. Soup is probably right out...although other liquids (particularly of a condiment nature?) could be very appropriate. Items with particular textures or shapes?

Now come on...you don't have to have been to an orgy to answer...use your imagination! Suppose you arrive at an orgy, and after an hour or so, you're feeling a bit peckish (great word, peckish)...what would you be absolutely delighted to see there?

elian

Oct 17, 2009, 5:08 PM

Well, now I *had* to look up the one I was thinking of...I'm not sure this is the exact same one I remember, but it's closer than the one Elian posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTkGXuiT55w&feature=related.

It's funny; I seem to remember the girls being prettier and cooler...but then it was the 70's...all the drugs permeating our culture back then made lots of things seem cooler than they were, LOL.

These are kind of cute and all - but they don't have the err..umm...long NOSE of the other ones <wink>

About the 70's being cooler, I distinctly remember sitting in the ER of a hospital a year or two ago waiting for a friend with a really bad fever - At 2AM we were all watching the coolest of the cool "boogie on down" a receiving line on Soul Train - flare bottom jeans and all..

I don't really know about cooler but my understanding from an older friend of mine is that the folks were definately more friendly and outgoing - I guess a few years of co=caine in the 80's made everyone a bit uptight.

..I've guessing at all of this mind you ..the defining moment of MY generation was either the fall of the Berlin wall or Peter Jennings putting a condom on a banana - take your pick.

elian

Oct 17, 2009, 5:11 PM

I'm trying to contemplate what this might be like, honestly I don't really know - should we hand out free kitty ears and leashes?

I do like the idea about "non-standard" furniture - the stuff meant for regular sitting sometimes feels uncomfortable when you're trying to bend it the OTHER way.

OK, great now you've got me <blushing>

*chirrup, chirrup*

Damn. Nobody has feelings about orgy etiquette or aesthetics? I'm surprised at you people!

Someone in chat did suggest a large tarp and a bottle of Wesson oil. I guess my thoughts were that chairs (or couches) would add variety, and allow different kinds of positions...and not everyone is comfortable on the floor! But for an orgy of 30, you'd never need seating for more than 15, right? So probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 5 to 10 would do. But that's just my intuition...I'm still curious to hear from someone who's been to an orgy, and can comment on whether there was too much or too little seating....

Anyhoo...I'll give this another try...certainly people must get hungry at an orgy. So our next question that has not yet been addressed in the forums:

What are the best snacks/foods to serve at an orgy?

I'm guessing nothing too heavy, and probably nothing hot. Soup is probably right out...although other liquids (particularly of a condiment nature?) could be very appropriate. Items with particular textures or shapes?

Now come on...you don't have to have been to an orgy to answer...use your imagination! Suppose you arrive at an orgy, and after an hour or so, you're feeling a bit peckish (great word, peckish)...what would you be absolutely delighted to see there?

csrakate

Oct 19, 2009, 10:44 PM

OK Annika...just for YOU....I will post what I said in chat....forget the chairs....just throw down a tarp and break out the Wesson Oil.....LOL!

Long Duck Dong

Oct 19, 2009, 10:55 PM

orgies ??? non spicy foods, finger foods are good, mild cheeses, with carrot sticks etc etc
add things like chocolate sauce and body paint, whipped cream etc.... it can add a lil extra spice to a orgy that goes beyond just the food and fucking....
even edible / favoured condoms can work....

as for furniture, there are things like air chairs, fold out foam chars and couches....etc... they are brillant for orgies, as they can be used at the mood takes you...and the advantage of foam, is that you can squeeze and hug them as you are being passionately deeply penetrated from behind and it adds to the heightened mood....

supply water, bottled water.... orgies can get hot, sweaty and a constant supply of liquid refreshments is very good.... water is very good, even favoured water.... its simple, easy to sip or gulp, rinse the mouth after oral or eating etc etc

wipes, tissue wipes.... a must have at every orgy..... fucking is nice... but the ability to clean up is important for ladies and men......

Annika L

Aug 3, 2015, 4:02 PM

Alright...so I started this thread long ago, and then let it die a week later. I don't even remember why.

But it does sound like a good idea. SO:

Would you date someone half your age? Why not? Or under what circumstances?

Not *terribly* outrageous, but give me a break...it's been a while; I have to ease back into it.

void()

Aug 3, 2015, 4:15 PM

Would you date someone half your age? Why not? Or under what circumstances?

That cuts it close. i may consider it if they were mature enough emotionally, personality wise. They would need to be accepting and understanding. Not looking to replace or leave my wife. As far as sexuality, well, open to either gender so far. By so far I mean, not concerned by women sexually. And yes, I'd be open to transgender or hermaphrodite suitors. With me it's not so much about the plumbing as the one managing it. ;)

pepperjack

Aug 3, 2015, 4:16 PM

Not only would I but I've done it! Exactly what the doctor ordered at that time as far as sexual gratification & we're still friends after almost 30 yrs. :impleased

void()

Aug 4, 2015, 1:31 AM

Not only would I but I've done it! Exactly what the doctor ordered at that time as far as sexual gratification & we're still friends after almost 30 yrs. :impleased

Wow! That is amazing. No, not being snide or quipping. Relationships, even with love tend to require some parts luck, some parts work/effort to endure.

Good seeing you've been successful in some way at keeping it going.

pepperjack

Aug 4, 2015, 2:04 AM

Wow! That is amazing. No, not being snide or quipping. Relationships, even with love tend to require some parts luck, some parts work/effort to endure.

Good seeing you've been successful in some way at keeping it going.

Yeah. Void, it's been a combination of all those factors. There have been times recently where we've marveled at the durability of the friendship. Yes, we've had our temporary " fallings-out," conflicts, but there's this powerful undercurrent of compatability that has kept us cemented. Something karmic about it. ;)

darkeyes

Aug 4, 2015, 6:35 AM

My oldest friend I met wen I wos 2 at nursery, Pep... we went through primary school and high school together... 1st person outside of family I came out as bi to.. wen she emigrated it broke my heart but we kept in touch throughout, she had a couple of visits home and it we just took up wer we left off.. just as we did wen I visited her in Seattle.. she moved back home wiv her bf not long after and God wos I glad... luffer boy wosn't and they broke up a while after but Fran wos ther wiv her shoulder wich she cudn't do if the tart wos still in nw USA... a ver sexy str8 gel who has always taken in gud part my frequent if futile efforts at conversion over the years.. o well.. :eek2:

pepperjack

Aug 4, 2015, 11:22 AM

Yes, Dark, I remember the summer you made that trip. Glad you can have your oldest friend back there with you. :) It rains too much in Seattle anyway. ;) I assume you go clubbing together. :bdaygrin:

darkeyes

Aug 4, 2015, 11:53 AM

void()

Aug 5, 2015, 12:47 AM

Most weekends, Pep... tho not the 1 just past... she went clubbing wiv the bootgirl str8 sorority in Edinburgh... lessie n bi gels headed south 2 the home of the sexiest female accents on the planet.. and trust me.. they aren't far off being the sexiest women on the planet an' all..:impleased

*sits quietly pondering, realizing some of the heaps of ladies would enjoy masculine company, just ponders, sponges away the drool, ponders about how irises often look similar to chicken entrails for some unknown reasoning as to why he pondered such ... sighs, gets up, toddles along*

Annika L

Aug 5, 2015, 12:42 PM

Void, I am one of the ladies who can enjoy masculine company...but really only when it's not drooling...which imposes certain limits.

Let's see, I don't think I answered this one. Yes, under the right circumstances, I would absolutely date someone less than half my age...hits rather close to home in fact. As others have said, a certain degree of maturity is required. And love, always.

I think we're ready for a topic change:

If a 6-hour life-sustaining oasis could be set up on any planet or moon in the solar system, which planet or moon would be the best for a romantic/sexual sojourn?

Much as I love Saturn, I have developed in recent years an absolute fascination with Jupiter. I think sex on its closest moon would be...heavy.

pepperjack

Aug 5, 2015, 1:00 PM

void()

Aug 5, 2015, 2:18 PM

When relaxing on my front porch on a tranquil summer evening, I have a panoramic western sky to look at it. Quite often, Venus appears there as a solitary, very bright star. I've gazed at it so much by now, I'm probably fixated by it. Have always been enchanted by that planet, my obvious choice.

Yes, Venus the planet poets pointed to as Lucifer, or the bringer of light. Normally seen of evening, or morn right before sunrise. She is an interesting planet. Some myths attribute her to being akin to Aphrodite, goddess of love and passion. Suppose, I would choose Venus as well, nice to ponder sex on Earth's twin.

Annika, for you and some other of those ladies here, I would be more than capable of not drooling. There are far better other ways to express passion and desire. At the time it was simply the one which came to mind. I was very tired in the wee morning hours. One better way would be to caress such a lady with a small cat-o-nines made of silks, then allow oneself to stimulate orally with tongue. That's of course after such a lady was treated to respect and as a Lady for a day, an evening, on into the night. During the night the Lady may at her discretion become far less than a lady, yet next morn she remains ever the Lady.

I've no great lack in my confidence to sate a woman, or man. Not perfect but realize I know how and do well enough. :)

pepperjack

Aug 5, 2015, 3:48 PM

This was fascinating to watch, night after night, this past June: http://www.skyandtelescope.com/press-releases/venus-and-jupiter-june-2015/

void()

Aug 5, 2015, 4:56 PM

This was fascinating to watch, night after night, this past June: http://www.skyandtelescope.com/press-releases/venus-and-jupiter-june-2015/

I saw a bit of it, yet we didn't seem to be greatly excited. Wife is more into astronomy yet didn't seem to note this. Where we live due North seems more Westward than what I would usually expect. RT. 33, which runs East to West runs by the road on which we live. There's around three to four ways we can leave and return home, we take these at random.

Still chuckle over a psychologist's question. "Are you paranoid?" My reply was caustic enough to not warrant a response.

"Do you watch the news? In all honesty, I'm not sure if you'd call paranoia or simply heightened awareness. You're the doc, doc, you tell me."

She merely scribbled something which to this day I've not seen. Her demeanor was unreadable. Still I think it's hi-larious. And I've sense fairly much given up on watching the news, as it all seems naught but fear porn entertainment, propaganda, fascism propagated live at 6 'o clock and 11. It even creeps into the entertainment televised shows. Bah, I don't play that game.

darkeyes

Aug 5, 2015, 9:29 PM

pepperjack

Aug 5, 2015, 9:43 PM

I was 16 and at it wiv a ver nice lad (the 1st ev to ask me 2 marry him) in the ruins of St Anthony's Chapel at Arthur's Seat, a big lion shaped hill 800' high at Holyrood Park in Edinburgh wen 2 the north of the city high in sky I spotted a very bright light with a long tail.. it was my first sight of Hale Bopp comet.. and I was transfixed. Never seen a comet b4 then and I kinda lost interest in the sex... tg the guy was understanding... I made it up 2 him, don't worry... just not that nite:impleased

Remember that summer well, Dark. Used to follow that comet's path nitely. Had a lady friend neighbor who would join me at my picnic table in my yard and we would gaze at it occasionally while sipping beer & chatting away. :smilies15

Annika L

Aug 5, 2015, 10:18 PM

Annika, for you and some other of those ladies here, I would be more than capable of not drooling. There are far better other ways to express passion and desire. At the time it was simply the one which came to mind. I was very tired in the wee morning hours. One better way would be to caress such a lady with a small cat-o-nines made of silks, then allow oneself to stimulate orally with tongue. That's of course after such a lady was treated to respect and as a Lady for a day, an evening, on into the night. During the night the Lady may at her discretion become far less than a lady, yet next morn she remains ever the Lady.

I've no great lack in my confidence to sate a woman, or man. Not perfect but realize I know how and do well enough. :)

Ok...so I put void off his drooling. I honestly can't tell whether that is complimentary or insulting *smirk*. To be fair, I don't find myself particularly drool-worthy...but that's me. At any rate, void, this is definitely the most...expressing of passion...I've seen from you. Very interesting. It's great to see you around these days!

I was 16 and at it wiv a ver nice lad (the 1st ev to ask me 2 marry him) in the ruins of St Anthony's Chapel at Arthur's Seat, a big lion shaped hill 800' high at Holyrood Park in Edinburgh wen 2 the north of the city high in sky I spotted a very bright light with a long tail.. it was my first sight of Hale Bopp comet.. and I was transfixed. Never seen a comet b4 then and I kinda lost interest in the sex... tg the guy was understanding... I made it up 2 him, don't worry... just not that nite:impleased

Fran? You're saying you'd want to have sex in/on the Hale Bopp comet?? Or that that comet puts you off sex?

Answer the question, dear. (but exerts patience in the case you've had another bad day :impleased)

darkeyes

Aug 5, 2015, 10:31 PM

Ok...so I put void off his drooling. I honestly can't tell whether that is complimentary or insulting *smirk*. To be fair, I don't find myself particularly drool-worthy...but that's me. At any rate, void, this is definitely the most...expressing of passion...I've seen from you. Very interesting. It's great to see you around these days!

Fran? You're saying you'd want to have sex in/on the Hale Bopp comet?? Or that that comet puts you off sex?

Answer the question, dear. (but exerts patience in the case you've had another bad day :impleased)Nope.. I am saying I was at it 1st time I saw it and the minute I did, the sex was ended..:yikes2: It was so beautiful it took me breath away.. I did make it up to the daft bugger, honest:impleased

void()

Aug 5, 2015, 11:15 PM

Ok...so I put void off his drooling. I honestly can't tell whether that is complimentary or insulting *smirk*. To be fair, I don't find myself particularly drool-worthy...but that's me. At any rate, void, this is definitely the most...expressing of passion...I've seen from you. Very interesting. It's great to see you around these days!)

Oh I think you're more than enough drool worthy, as a compliment. As for espousing more passion please blame hmm, no, the only excuse I can offer is having come to face some difficult realities in life. There's a few and in culmination they helped me um, er, relax a bit and realize life is fleeting. You have to say what's inside, what needs said.

Annika L

Aug 6, 2015, 2:25 AM

Nope.. I am saying I was at it 1st time I saw it and the minute I did, the sex was ended..:yikes2: It was so beautiful it took me breath away.. I did make it up to the daft bugger, honest:impleased

I actually got that. *smile* But you do have me desperately curious about what planet or moon you'd fancy for your dream-canoodle.

darkeyes

Aug 6, 2015, 9:07 AM

void()

Aug 6, 2015, 9:17 AM

Pandora I think.. yea.. build me wee shack and bubble on Pandora. I have always had a romantic and romanticised view of Saturn and being between the orbit of the rings and the planetary surface wiv the objects of me heart's desire seems just rite 2 me... wot pash we wud make... come an visit if ya like..;):love87:

Hm, Pandora. * ponders that very deeply * Don't open the ... oh, too late. ;) Swear I'm getting a t-shirt with this on it.

Too Late!

*chuckles*

darkeyes

Aug 6, 2015, 10:45 AM

Read Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole books, Voidie.. 1st is The Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 1/4.. ver funny..he spends much of his life trying 2 get it on wiv a girl called Pandora who gives him a hard time. They aren't rude.. just a gud read.. I toyed wiv idea of making a funny 'bout Pandora's box... decided some otha bugga wud try.

One of the most frigid girls I knew at high school was a Pandora... lads spent ther days trying 2 get her 2 open the box.. she nev did.. last I heard of her wos in 2011 and she worked for a charity abroad, was still single and still claiming 2 b a virgin... and knowing her as I did, I believe her. Tried me luck at a wedding 1ce.. we wer getting on ver well.. bettern we ev did at school.. but wen I tried 2 kiss her she smiled and hugged me and told me ever so nicely 2 eff off...:eek2: Just call me Adrianna :(..

Annika L

Aug 6, 2015, 5:54 PM

Pandora I think.. yea.. build me wee shack and bubble on Pandora. I have always had a romantic and romanticised view of Saturn and being between the orbit of the rings and the planetary surface wiv the objects of me heart's desire seems just rite 2 me... wot pash we wud make... come an visit if ya like..;):love87:

Pretty awesome choice...it'd be a close second for me. I would be absolutely psyched to visit...but you know it's only a 6-hour oasis we're providing here, so that's a very narrow window, if you want to get in your prime canoodlin' an all and still have a visitor.

darkeyes

Aug 6, 2015, 6:43 PM

Pretty awesome choice...it'd be a close second for me. I would be absolutely psyched to visit...but you know it's only a 6-hour oasis we're providing here, so that's a very narrow window, if you want to get in your prime canoodlin' an all and still have a visitor....am sure I can find time for a wee breather.. or u cud just join in...;)

void()

Aug 6, 2015, 11:40 PM

I toyed wiv idea of making a funny 'bout Pandora's box... decided some otha bugga wud try.

Well yes, I'm a bugger, obviously. *LOL* Even if I wanted there's no offense being called that. :) Ty for the addition to my reading list.

I'm engaging in a true undertaking. As I grew up, had a few old bird types what knew about classical instruction in the liberal arts. A couple masculine teachers also tainted me toward that bent. Now realizing it in hindsight.

You'll know what I say, looking to educate myself with the Trivium and Quadrivium fully. Found a web site that lists out a syllabus for that. So, yes, I'll be reading a lot, even more than normal.

Hopefully, my brain will explode and peace is found.

* meanwhile plots machinations to finding a means to visit Pandora as Annika visits Fran, has an idea to transfigure himself into some odd space rodent stowaway *

Annika L

Aug 7, 2015, 2:54 AM

...am sure I can find time for a wee breather.. or u cud just join in...;)

Would entirely depend on the reception I received on my entrance. Regardless, the view alone would make the trip worthwhile *wink*. Shall I bring my partner along as well, then? Would decrease the awkwardness of joining in.

* meanwhile plots machinations to finding a means to visit Pandora as Annika visits Fran, has an idea to transfigure himself into some odd space rodent stowaway *

Let there be no mistake on this point: I will *not* be fucking any rodents...odd or otherwise; space or otherwise. I had two rats for a short time (they don't live all that long)...they got hugs and kisses and little slices of cucumber...there was zero sexual attraction. Had they been odd stowaway space rodents, they wouldn't even have gotten the hugs and kisses. *Makes mental note to add cucumber to Pandora packing list*

void()

Aug 7, 2015, 3:48 AM

Let there be no mistake on this point: I will *not* be fucking any rodents...odd or otherwise; space or otherwise. I had two rats for a short time (they don't live all that long)...they got hugs and kisses and little slices of cucumber...there was zero sexual attraction. Had they been odd stowaway space rodents, they wouldn't even have gotten the hugs and kisses. *Makes mental note to add cucumber to Pandora packing list*

At least you would let me live presumably, long enough to arrive on Pandora, watch the live paintings. That would be nice. :)

darkeyes

Aug 7, 2015, 4:53 AM

Would entirely depend on the reception I received on my entrance. Regardless, the view alone would make the trip worthwhile *wink*. Shall I bring my partner along as well, then? Would decrease the awkwardness of joining in.
O by all means... if she fancies the trip and the shenanigans, who am I 2 object?:impleased;):love87:

...and ther will b no space rodents! no men eitha... for woteva reason!:eek2:

void()

Aug 7, 2015, 9:17 AM

O by all means... if she fancies the trip and the shenanigans, who am I 2 object?:impleased;):love87:

...and ther will b no space rodents! no men eitha... for woteva reason!:eek2:

Argh! * troddles off and vanishes a moment, returns as a cactus named Dave *

darkeyes

Aug 7, 2015, 12:32 PM

Argh! * troddles off and vanishes a moment, returns as a cactus named Dave *...an no cacti eitha irrespective of name...;):tongue:

void()

Aug 7, 2015, 2:18 PM

...an no cacti eitha irrespective of name...;):tongue:

Drat. Oh well, no fault in me trying. I'll just head to Venus then. :)

Annika L

Aug 7, 2015, 3:14 PM

Drat. Oh well, no fault in me trying. I'll just head to Venus then. :)

Or you could visit me on Jupiter's closest moon. Bring coffee...you still owe me one of those. *smile*

void()

Aug 7, 2015, 5:21 PM

Or you could visit me on Jupiter's closest moon. Bring coffee...you still owe me one of those. *smile*

Yes, I could. That would be a pleasant afternoon visit too. :)

pepperjack

Aug 7, 2015, 7:29 PM

...an no cacti eitha irrespective of name...;):tongue:

Just acquired a couple of cacti the other day from a very nice lady who has a house full of plants. Transplanted them in new containers and they're now prominently positioned in the blazing hot Kansas sun where they love it. They'll be my evening companions when I'm lounging on my porch and Venus is gazing down upon us. ;):bigrin:

Annika L

Aug 7, 2015, 9:13 PM

I can't believe the astronomy I'm learning on this thread...I'd better change the topic soon, huh?

So Metis is the name of that closest moon to Jupiter. It looks...suspiciously similar...to Saturn's Pandora (Metis is also quite close to Jupiter's rings and would likely afford a good view). But it orbits Jupiter at friggin' 80,000 miles! That is one third the distance of our moon from Earth. Can you *imagine* looking up at Jupiter if it was 1/3 the distance of our moon?? Supposedly, the view of Jupiter from Metis encompasses about a 60-degree arc of sky. Holy crap! Given how little gravity there on Metis, I'd be fighting a perverse urge to see if I could jump from there to Jupiter!

Pandora is a comparable distance from Saturn...a bit further...and Saturn is a bit smaller than Jupiter, but has the more impressive rings. And Fran could probably distract me from perverse thoughts of jumping (though I may have other perverse thoughts to worry about *wink*).

darkeyes

Aug 7, 2015, 9:16 PM

ooooooo... an' wot perverse thoughts r they, Annika, darlin'?:love87:

Annika L

Aug 7, 2015, 9:27 PM

ooooooo... an' wot perverse thoughts r they, Annika, darlin'?:love87:

Sheesh, girl! Do you really want me elaborating and speculating in this forum? Here I am tryin' to be decent an all!

Suffice to say:
(1) I can't know precisely until I see my reception on Pandora; but
(2) They'd no doubt be worth the wink.

pepperjack

Aug 8, 2015, 3:14 AM

void()

Aug 8, 2015, 4:42 AM

Just acquired a couple of cacti the other day from a very nice lady who has a house full of plants. Transplanted them in new containers and they're now prominently positioned in the blazing hot Kansas sun where they love it. They'll be my evening companions when I'm lounging on my porch and Venus is gazing down upon us. ;):bigrin:

*chuckles* We can then tell the inevitable stranger that knocks on the door at 1 AM, "Dave's not here man!" That is if I would even bother, or be allowed out of bed.

void()

Aug 8, 2015, 4:46 AM

Not meaning to burst anyone's bubble here but this is one of the creepiest sci-fi thrillers I've ever seen. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Apparently, the phenomenon of 'Pandorum' is a deranged mental state experienced by some who have been in space too long. Just sayin.'

Bah. I'm already a Lunatic anyway. Not sure any difference would be seen, noticed. :wacko: :tong:

darkeyes

Aug 8, 2015, 5:50 AM

Sheesh, girl! Do you really want me elaborating and speculating in this forum? Here I am tryin' to be decent an all!

Suffice to say:
(1) I can't know precisely until I see my reception on Pandora; but
(2) They'd no doubt be worth the wink.
*Grins muckily*:impleased

No bubble burst, Pep.. I kno the diffference 'tween cinematic fiction and Pandoric wet dreams...;) ?...and we kno 'bout u Voidie, dear.. u will get no argument from us...:tongue:

void()

Aug 8, 2015, 1:09 PM

Not meaning to burst anyone's bubble here but this is one of the creepiest sci-fi thrillers I've ever seen. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Apparently, the phenomenon of 'Pandorum' is a deranged mental state experienced by some who have been in space too long. Just sayin.'

* nudges * Hey, lunkhead! Pay that guy, you know the one his name is Atten tion. Read up.

PS. He may have gotten screwed straight. *LOL*

pepperjack

Aug 8, 2015, 1:40 PM

* nudges * Hey, lunkhead! Pay that guy, you know the one his name is Atten tion. Read up.

PS. He may have gotten screwed straight. *LOL*

This post hints at maybe your having "pandorum." :rolleyes::smilies15

void()

Aug 8, 2015, 2:18 PM

This post hints at maybe your having "pandorum." :rolleyes::smilies15

No not really. I perhaps was not clear enough to be obvious in flirtation. Never mind now as the moment is past. Either I was not clear enough, or you dropped the ball as it was passed. Either way it's done and gone without fruition. So goes life.

PS. Also glad you a nice time, according to your blog post at least. And yes I am genuinely glad you did. :) At least someone is doing something. :)

Annika L

Aug 10, 2015, 12:24 AM

Alright, enough with obsessing over celestial bodies *smirk*. Let's talk a bit about what goes down when the lights are out (...um *cough*, so to speak).

How many candles do you typically have lit during sex? Also feel free to elaborate on any incense preferences (but check your reading on that i-word to make sure you have the right one).

pepperjack

Aug 10, 2015, 12:34 AM

Easy answer; one. Right on my table next to my bed. Not sure about the scent; almost want to say cranberry; it definitely has that color. Frustrated me the other night when I couldn't get it lit. Had to resort to depending on hallway nite-lite. ;)

void()

Aug 10, 2015, 12:46 AM

Candle/s: So far none. Opportunity has not really presented itself. Those times it did, candles were the farthest from the minds involved, least to my awareness.

Incense: Again, not really used any for sex. No sense of smell kind of limits exploring that.

Sorry if that seems a depressing response, or too rigid. We're not all alike. Not all enjoy the same aspects of life. I could not respond. Not sure that's correct either. Probably better for others that I not respond though.

I don't know.

pepperjack

Aug 10, 2015, 1:11 AM

void()

Aug 10, 2015, 1:48 AM

As a former hippie, I find the topic of incense intriguing; definitely went through my share of it. Going to have to ponder & investigate the scents. :rolleyes: Bingo! Just remembered a favorite......Sandalwood.

Glad you enjoy it. Read it was a favorite in the Kama Sutra (https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/27827) , often used by courtesans. My wife says she enjoys the musky odor this body gives off, at least until she privately suggests a wash. She doesn't need to suggest washing often. Despite seeming to be a rather grungy country boy at times, I do like keeping at least modestly clean.

Let my dogs worry over food if my wife is not available.

"Here. This smell bad to you, pup?"

Have even given consideration to listing one as a service animal. Regardless, not having a sense of smell is not considered a disability. Ergo having one of my dogs as a service animal could not be.

People are less forgiving and less intuitive than our animal kin. My dogs nearly instantly pick up I lack a sense of smell. They also instantly seem to take me under wing.

Again, glad you enjoy the scent of sandalwood. I enjoy the taste of sweet peppermint candies, obviously time with the dogs living with me. :) Those are not exactly sexually related, merely offering something, not sure why.

pepperjack

Aug 10, 2015, 2:26 AM

Recently met a lady who had one of these http://medicalservicedogs.com/what-are-service-dogs/. Uncanny, amazing pets.

void()

Aug 10, 2015, 3:52 AM

Recently met a lady who had one of these http://medicalservicedogs.com/what-are-service-dogs/. Uncanny, amazing pets.

Yes, although if you posit they are for service, it is suggested to not consider them pets.

Attended a writer's conference once, a few writers who were blind also attended. The one lady had a dog that was for service. She politely discouraged people from seeing the dog as a cute little pet.

Her explanation was that the dog was an extension of herself, a tool likened to a prosthetic. The dog was her eyes. Of course, she herself, did offer the dog a good deal of cute little pet affection. If she cleared her throat, the dog stood at the ready and the pet went away.

Have a small dog we keep inside. Most of my dogs get corrupted by my wife. :) This small dog is no real exception, yet he will work and service for me if I ask. He has a few times kept me from using bad milk, eating spoiled foods. Now, he is facing some adversity with me eating more whole foods, fruits and veggies. :)

There is a lot of that which I cannot share with him for toxicity issues for dogs. There's also a good bit I can share. The adversity lies in his slight inability to sense if the whole food products are bad or not. I'm confident he will learn.

Annika L

Aug 10, 2015, 2:32 PM

Sorry if that seems a depressing response, or too rigid. We're not all alike. Not all enjoy the same aspects of life. I could not respond. Not sure that's correct either. Probably better for others that I not respond though.

I don't know.

Void, your lack of candles and incense is absolutely fine...as you note, we're all different. What is disturbing is that you would think that registering your difference would cause a problem and that it would be better if your voice was silenced. *sadface*

Annika L

Aug 10, 2015, 2:39 PM

As a former hippie, I find the topic of incense intriguing; definitely went through my share of it. Going to have to ponder & investigate the scents. :rolleyes: Bingo! Just remembered a favorite......Sandalwood.

In perfumed incenses, Sandalwood has long been a favorite of ours. In recent years we've also developed a strong taste for Tibetan/Himalayan incenses, which tend to be less perfumy, and more smoky, incorporating herbs rather than scented woods.

To answer the question in full, we generally light one to three candles (more in the winter, when the extra flame can serve a real purpose of adding needed heat to the room), a stick of Tibetan and a stick of perfumed incense (the combo of the two together is quite sexy, I find).

pepperjack

Aug 10, 2015, 2:58 PM

One night recently, one of my neighbors, a young college guy, was entertaining friends in his back yard and had a fire pit going. He & his friends are avid Mary Jane users.

Just so happened, I had company arriving for a rendezvous. So, the combination of scents from the firewood, the occasional whif of reefer, and a heavy dose of incense he was burning to mask it....created a very earthy, sensual aroma. My guest discerned it & responded to it immediately while exiting his vehicle. And yes, it contributed to a very sexy ambiance. ;)

Annika L

Aug 10, 2015, 3:02 PM

He & his friends are avid Mary Jane users.

...the combination of scents from the firewood, the occasional whif of reefer, and a heavy dose of incense he was burning to mask it....created a very earthy, sensual aroma.

You don't *use* Mary Jane...you develop a relationship with her! :tongue: But yes, the aroma you describe sounds just lovely.

pepperjack

Aug 10, 2015, 3:21 PM

Oh, I definitely had a wonderful relationship with MJ once which also contributed to and enhanced my relationships with others. :stoned::smilies15

void()

Aug 10, 2015, 4:30 PM

You don't *use* Mary Jane...you develop a relationship with her! :tongue: But yes, the aroma you describe sounds just lovely.

Danced with her for about 9-10 months. The worst to ever happen she made me pass out once. That also may have been due to other factors.

No longer dance with her in honor of wife's requests and a lack of needing trouble should it decide to come. If it were mandated legal all over, might enjoy a dance, or two a month. It would help me do that relax thing folks talk about. Most days for me are either all out self depressive, or euphoric. Often slip back to sociopath feeling of no feeling in order to function.

Then I need to be guarded as it is real easy to mesh thought with action. "Oh hey, wouldn't be great to make so and so vanish because they're being a stupid idiot? Hm, sure ..." No, not saying that I have, lest to my awareness. Saying I need to be vigilant against myself as well as what external flinging of that Mr. Murphy brings.

Not really a place one can enjoy being as there is no real feeling. Everything is desolate and devoid, it all blurs into one cluster-fucked jumble of shit on shit by shit. Used to enjoy going fishing, stalking, planting garden, simple things. There's no joy, no anything, merely motions.

One escape is my critter kids and my wife. I can love them and do and am ever grateful of them. Not really able to talk much with the wife well, because we both kind of find ourselves at the same place. We have our differences yet we are too alike at those times. Both INT persona and so naturally quiet, not really into drama (ours or anyone else's), we're not into stupid reality shows.

You realize there's really zilch out there *points to the worlds at large all around us* as far as true entertainment for INT or INJ persona? We've seen all the plots so every story jumps the shark 2-5 minutes in. *imitates flipping the channels every two minutes* It gets rather well, fucking frustrating. *defenestrates the imaginary television remote and sits looking blankly off into nothingness*

We feel displaced, ridden hard and put up wet with not even a reach around. How can you talk to anyone who feels that with you? What do you talk about? We talk about loving one another, our kids. Not got much else and so we make do with where we are, what we have, even if we don't have.

And reaching out, talking to others becomes difficult as well. You don't want to spoil their happiness, however blindly attained it may be. Nor do you feel your voice really matters, as it seems any action you do is futile, any gesture even talking.

Been told I ought to be a psychologist. Have to laugh. Looked up more about psychology, grasped a further understanding of it. Come to see why I can self-diagnose. There's no real science to psychology, only a guess. That noted and the cost entailed to get the toilet paper for the wall what says you're qualified by x authority to practice, seems pointless to bother.

Also know I'm coming to a better place in life. It is a place where I find happiness without looking. :) This place also lets me live as me and damn what anyone else thinks. I can be free and happy and none can take that away. :) The footing is slippery here at times but if I act like a goat with the cunning of a fox, my steps are minded well enough to be true.

Apologies for the novel. *chuckles* That's another tea or coffee I owe you. :)

void()

Aug 10, 2015, 4:34 PM

Oh, I definitely had a wonderful relationship with MJ once which also contributed to and enhanced my relationships with others. :stoned::smilies15

*very happy wide grin* Yes. Relaxing seems to do that. *imagines self repacking the bowl, firing up and passing along*

Would if could, not that I don't desire it at times. Clears away a lot of pointless stupidity for a few hours, lets me think clearly without actually thinking. Yet even though an herb sweet MJ has no medicinal values and is ruled the most despised and wicked step child.

Never found myself doing much of anything beyond MJ. Tried a bit of something called brown ball, speed ball once. It was a mix of cocaine and heroin, least so I was told. Did not care for it. Too much of a spike then fall out. But I did not try it because of MJ. Matter of fact went back to MJ to flush it out of me.

Of course, our American currency is 95% or more laced with cocaine thanks to the Central Idiots Agency. One reason I avoid handling it among other reasons. Anyway I ramble and toss too much on the tiles.

Annika L

Aug 10, 2015, 5:15 PM

You realize there's really zilch out there *points to the worlds at large all around us* as far as true entertainment for INT or INJ persona? We've seen all the plots so every story jumps the shark 2-5 minutes in. *imitates flipping the channels every two minutes* It gets rather well, fucking frustrating. *defenestrates the imaginary television remote and sits looking blankly off into nothingness*

We feel displaced, ridden hard and put up wet with not even a reach around. How can you talk to anyone who feels that with you? What do you talk about? We talk about loving one another, our kids. Not got much else and so we make do with where we are, what we have, even if we don't have.

And reaching out, talking to others becomes difficult as well. You don't want to spoil their happiness, however blindly attained it may be. Nor do you feel your voice really matters, as it seems any action you do is futile, any gesture even talking.

...

Apologies for the novel. *chuckles* That's another tea or coffee I owe you. :)

You realize you're talking to an INTJ, right? And that my partner is as well? (maybe you didn't know that part) Yeah, we get the issues.

Just keep track of the tab, sir. But be warned: I can't drink more than one or two coffees in a day if I want to sleep at night (and sooner or later, I always do).

void()

Aug 10, 2015, 5:28 PM

You realize you're talking to an INTJ, right? And that my partner is as well? (maybe you didn't know that part) Yeah, we get the issues.

Just keep track of the tab, sir. But be warned: I can't drink more than one or two coffees in a day if I want to sleep at night (and sooner or later, I always do).

Drink two coffees or sleep?

init main()

{if sleep then do

printf"Neener neener you silly, sleep is for wussies!"

else

printf"Ahhhhh. Ookay."
};
return 0;

I can only drink the decaf tea now. Blasted docs telling me "sorry deary, you're getting that erm ... old stuff, have a nice one!" Funny how they always seem to run as fast as they can away from me, after telling me this.

"Void mad, void eats 'em and poops 'em outs! Rawr!"

So, we could drink the decaf stuff as it seems this is all I'm allowed. Suppose that is a way of telling this body it is no longer the well oiled machine it once used to be.

I somewhat recall you both being those persona. It was not registering though as I wrote that. Darn Sherlock Holmes and his philosophy of a tool box in an attic that is your mind. * kicks out the theory of quantum inverse strings and chaotic RNA Z chromosomes, rewrites the memory buffer *

* looks at his lacking sleeves for birds, fig sprays, sees none. turns sees a LT walk in * Ah, you meant that sir. Wish I were a sir, could go tell some ... erm, never mind. Was going to say some dumb young idiot to go fight a war, realized that was hypocritical and a moot point, tasteless.

No offense to military service people. It is just not my monkey any more.

Annika L

Aug 11, 2015, 10:09 PM

init main()

{if sleep then do

printf"Neener neener you silly, sleep is for wussies!"

else

printf"Ahhhhh. Ookay."
};
return 0;

syntax error: undeclared identifier init
syntax error: undeclared identifier sleep
syntax error: undeclared identifier then
syntax error: keyword do, no matching while
syntax error: missing ( before parameter list
syntax error: missing semicolon
syntax error: missing ( before parameter list
syntax error: missing semicolon
syntax error: missing }
syntax error: unexpected end of file

C what too much caffeine does to me?

pepperjack

Aug 11, 2015, 11:10 PM

Can't sleep because of too much caffeine? " Better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness. " Gotcha both & got us back on topic also. ;) :smilies15

void()

Aug 12, 2015, 12:09 AM

Can't sleep because of too much caffeine? " Better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness. " Gotcha both & got us back on topic also. ;) :smilies15

Poul Fenalty! * tosses green flag to the floor and makes gestures for 'traveling' * I'll wax you nicely to not waft us away in the scent of sandalwood.

pepperjack

Aug 12, 2015, 12:26 AM

Actually, three sticks of simple musk is all I have left; nevertheless, will suffice for many encounters. ;)

sysper

Aug 12, 2015, 12:41 AM

i can see insense but not candles. things can get out of hand during sex, candles can fall over from it. nothing quite kills the mood like running from a fire :eek::eek2::yikes2:

pepperjack

Aug 12, 2015, 12:52 AM

i can see insense but not candles. things can get out of hand during sex, candles can fall over from it. nothing quite kills the mood like running from a fire :eek::eek2::yikes2:

Nope, I always carefully set the stage.:suave: Nothing like sucking a nice cock late at nite by the fire & scent of a good candle. :impleased Combination with incense is nirvana.:tong:

Annika L

Aug 12, 2015, 2:20 AM

i can see insense but not candles. things can get out of hand during sex, candles can fall over from it. nothing quite kills the mood like running from a fire :eek::eek2::yikes2:

Listen to Officer Safetie over here. I can *smell* incense but not candles (well, except the scented ones, I suppose...not a huge fan). With candles, the whole point is to see them, and see by them. They show up from quite a distance...you can certainly keep them 5+ feet from the bed...they shed light further than that.

Oh, and a quick question. Are we (i.e., me, Fran, void, peps, and sysper) the last 5 real members here? I feel like we're in a...void. It's by no means unpleasant...just...interesting.

void()

Aug 12, 2015, 9:13 AM

* peeks inside himself, looks around at all the vast empty space, sees a dinky little table way off in the back with us seated round it on plushy looking chairs and couches draped with throw blankets and there are some empty liquor bottles around in moderation, tea pots and hookahs adorn the table as well as big bowls of various sundry snack items such as Harvest Snap peas and zaatar pitas, watches self get up to fetch more snacks and an extra bottle of rum and scotch ... gradually fades out from the scene and back to the Now*

Huh, how about that? ;)

And I agree regarding the purpose of the candles, as well as it being interesting that it seems just us five. If you follow Christianity, you know that the Great Teacher tells us it only takes two in order to move mountains. Well, we may as well go ahead and fix the world with our motely little crew. :)

Permaculture, Permaculture, Permaculture, Sis Boom Ba And Ra Ra Ra! Sustained living through sustained growing and learning!

sysper

Aug 12, 2015, 9:44 AM

well at least it looks like we got a pretty nice clubhouse to plan our mountain moving, or whatever else we choose to move :)

void()

Aug 12, 2015, 9:52 AM

well at least it looks like we got a pretty nice clubhouse to plan our mountain moving, or whatever else we choose to move :)

psst *whispering* don't sit in the purple chair.

Annika L

Aug 12, 2015, 7:09 PM

pepperjack

Aug 12, 2015, 7:19 PM

Well I think since the thread seems to be somewhat dedicated to him, recruitment efforts should start with you, Annika. I'll support you if I see an opportunity. Was surprised to suddenly see him; that's why I responded to the thread he was on. I'm sure he'd provide some lively input. No, not yet. No bi site is an island. ;)

void()

Aug 12, 2015, 7:50 PM

Told me he was off for the night. He's rarely working with computers anymore. He has become something like a trainer in his work. He only wanted to help the OP in the other thread.

elian

Aug 12, 2015, 9:46 PM

pepperjack

Aug 12, 2015, 9:52 PM

Just as I was thinking, there's just so much that can be said about candles & incense. :rolleyes: ;)

pepperjack

Aug 12, 2015, 10:21 PM

Hey...I just noticed that Elian posted to another thread...do you think we could convince him to join us on this one? (Now the image seems to have shifted to being on an island and getting people to swim over, lol.)

So, besides being ostracized to an island, we're also The Site That Must Not Be Named? Where did this defeatist attitude come from? :rolleyes: One particularly vicious troll & an ostentatious control -freak? This could inspire an Outrageous New Topic Thread. :shades:

Annika L

Aug 12, 2015, 11:38 PM

So, besides being ostracized to an island, we're also The Site That Must Not Be Named? Where did this defeatist attitude come from? :rolleyes: One particularly vicious troll & an ostentatious control -freak? This could inspire an Outrageous New Topic Thread. :shades:

So much to reply to. *sigh* Well, let's start here with damage control.

Love your post, peps.... But no, no defeatism here. Just sarcasm. I find it quite odd on The Bisexuality Club that this site is pretty consistently referred to as "the other site" or "that other site", whereas, for instance, there is no issue with saying "My Secret Choice". So my comment there was a light slap at such awkward dancing around.

The island comment was just an observation...two people posting to a thread is a conversation...6-10 makes a forum...in between, which is what we have, feels more like people huddled around a campfire, keeping warm, sharing rations and light banter, waiting for more to show up. Just the image that comes to mind. The fact that we've sustained this thread as long as we have without gaining or losing posters enhances that impression. It's kinda cool, in a way...and yeah, maybe deserving of its own Outrageous New Topic.

pepperjack

Aug 13, 2015, 12:03 AM

Not only that..... this site, from what I've noticed recently, keeps gaining new members at a faster rate than that stale, stagnant, excessively purple site. :smilies15

Annika L

Aug 13, 2015, 12:30 AM

What are we doing? So who is supporting Annika in the purple chair again? Don't they make special furniture for that??

let me fix that for you - "nothing quite kills the mood like running NAKED from a fire .."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x9l11u4F_0

Yes, sorry but the only reason I decided to post was because I have had a seemingly similar experience to our OP in "Help" .. which seems to be an actual thread, with actual words asking for advice.

I've met a new friend, but he says he wants to be monogamous - so I'm not sure how he would feel about me interacting in an online forum with a plush chair, candles, incense and a faux-cougar rug on the floor.. you forgot the music..

..by the way, now I can't get the image out of my head of the animated overstuffed chair that used to be on the set of "Pee-Wee's Playhouse" - I hope somebody doesn't say the secret word of the day... (There's a certain company that makes those massage chairs in the mall that get a little -too- personal ..)

Damn. Y'know, I hadn't even *noticed* the faux-cougar rug! I mean, not just that it was faux (that's pretty apparent, once you notice the rug), but that it was there at *all*!

Elian, thank you for posting. I'd been missing seeing you around...it's good to get an update. Congratulations on finding a new friend! Of course, you'll decide what you're comfortable with...or what he'll be comfortable with...but I do have to point out that this is a discussion, not an orgy. Well, to be fair, it is multiple discussions. And to be extra-fair, some of them are *about* orgies. But still, I see nothing in this thread that even comes close to violating monogamy. But if your new friend has an aversion to plush, flame or smoke, I understand that.

Oh...and void hasn't even let me *see* the purple chair yet, damn it!

Now, about the music. Of course there is music. I can turn it up if you need me to. BUT, if you re-read post #1 (on a thread specially dedicated to you), you will recall that the purpose of this thread is to explore sex-related topics that have not yet been discussed. There have been both threads and blogs discussing music during sex. So this was not an oversight, but an intentional omission (and one I slightly resent, since I love talking about music).

Anyway, I hope you decide to chance posting here once in a while...but I understand if you feel you can't/shouldn't/don't want to. Best wishes!

Annika L

Aug 13, 2015, 12:35 AM

Not only that..... this site, from what I've noticed recently, keeps gaining new members at a faster rate than that stale, stagnant, excessively purple site. :smilies15

I have no clue how to interpret the fact that this site is gaining members. Question #1 is whether the bulk of the new accounts actually correspond to different people.

And I don't care to be too critical of the Bisexuality Club, on account of its newness and the fact that it's clearly still trying to figure itself out.

Annika L

Aug 13, 2015, 12:40 AM

Just as I was thinking, there's just so much that can be said about candles & incense. :rolleyes: ;)

*sigh* Yeah...the idea, of course, is to wait for more people to weigh in. But that doesn't seem to be happening. Tomorrow will see a topic-change.

void()

Aug 13, 2015, 6:00 AM

I see how he is now. Sneaking round and popping in, then poof. That's alright too. :)

Think I could use that purple chair this morning. Let it message soreness away.

elian

Aug 13, 2015, 7:09 AM

void()

Aug 13, 2015, 8:05 AM

Annika L

Aug 13, 2015, 6:47 PM

Oh right, the -original- reason for posting - I almost forgot. Hmm and some how we've made our own cozy "clubhouse" here - well what about electricity?

Maybe we need an aquarium..

http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/08/octopus-sophistication-driven-by-hundreds-of-previously-unknown-genes/

(shudders)

I once saw this lady with some pet eels, and I felt pretty bad for the eels..

Yes...women are no good at taking care of eels...they need a big strapping man! :tongue:

But electricity is a fine next topic:

What is your favorite use of electricity while having sex?

Myself, I'm not a huge fan of vibrate-y things when I'm with another person. And as we've discussed, I use candles for lighting. So my two favorites (highly original) would have to be:
(1) air conditioning when it's too damned hot to want to touch another person; and (most significantly)
(2) to provide the correct mood music (though having some live instruments present would definitely make for an interesting evening!).

pepperjack

Aug 13, 2015, 7:29 PM

Providing some good porn on my hd television as a prelude; a couple of nitelites plugged in sockets, lighting the way to my bedroom where there's a solitary candle; a good rotary fan pointed at my bed because I don't use ac.

void()

Aug 13, 2015, 8:07 PM

Would have to say air conditioning, and/or fans, possibly heat dependent on environment. Not sure that would exactly qualify as a favorite so much as a necessity. May enjoy some light music such Tull, Benny Goodman, Yani, Kenny G, and other various light easy listening/smooth jazz artists.

pepperjack

Aug 13, 2015, 8:25 PM

:banghead: I failed to mention the most obvious: my pc for meeting someone and arranging a tryst. :rolleyes:

void()

Aug 13, 2015, 10:01 PM

:banghead: I failed to mention the most obvious: my pc for meeting someone and arranging a tryst. :rolleyes:

*chuckles*

Lose the gawddamn video games and get out of the basement....totally freaks me out that there are so many 20- and 30-somethings that fucking spend their lives hooked-up to fucking video games...THAT is the root of the problem.

Might try the old fashioned way, go out and meet someone. Not that I'm exactly one to talk. I'm merely observing and commenting on a little irony. "That there's some funny shit, y'all."

:) What are friends for but to rib one another a bit?

pepperjack

Aug 13, 2015, 10:42 PM

elian

Aug 13, 2015, 10:42 PM

1970's computer porn for IT Specialists.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ3lwYyXv08

elian

Aug 13, 2015, 10:53 PM

pepperjack

Aug 13, 2015, 10:57 PM

1970's computer porn for IT Specialists.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ3lwYyXv08

Where were you during my Wonder (land) Woman thread , Elian ? ;)

void()

Aug 14, 2015, 1:54 AM

Don't see the irony , Void. There's really no real connection between those two posts other than the "net."

My social excursions are pretty selective, other than the occasional need for goods. I'm semi-retired now, so, more home bound than ever. And I happen to fit the profile of the typical writer to the proverbial "T." Namely, a consistent quality is that of being " reclusive. " This should really make you sit up & take notice. ;)

Never been into the local bar scene other than a brief period when I would visit the local strip club due to " cabin fever." That's about the extent of hook-ups around here, other than the net which is much more efficient; cut to the chase. :shades:

The irony being the connection of the "net" as you call it. Yet you were disparaging the younger generation of playing video games. Both actions require the electronics.

I understand being reclusive and a lot of the rationality for it. As I said, I was merely observing what I perceived as ironic humor. You do not need to "get it" or understand as you do not see through my eyes, at least not yet. *chuckles*

Also understand how the "net" is more efficient in communication. That rationality was why it was created by D.A.R.P.A, or at least what we've come to discern of it presently. Recall seeing an article once positing the French had something of a "net" prior to D.A.R.P.A, yet it was only local and suited to rural areas. Point being, yes, communication is the basis for the invention of the "net".

We barely scratch the "net"'s actual surface here on this site. There's Usenet, IRC, Mailing Lists, UCP, VPN, Gopher, FTP and likely a plethora of other aspects. All of it returns to communication as a basis in one form or another.

Understand your points here, least I think I do. It's not difficult to read or comprehend your points, not that you said it was, still seemed to imply I had inability to comprehend. I do comprehend your points and it still does not alter the irony I perceived.

You do not see the irony. Alright, fair enough. I do and I'll chuckle at it. That's fair enough too. I'm not asking you to accept the irony I saw. Do not ask me to un-see it though. Somehow not grasping how I would do that. Of course, I can never a mind either. :)

PS: Also consider the irony of me, yet another recluse telling another recluse to go out and meet people. *chuckles* See? Life is absurd. *grin*

void()

Aug 14, 2015, 2:11 AM

Apparently my favorite erotic thing to do is stand around in the library..

http://www.bisexual.com/forum/showthread.php?15496-A-touch-of-Eros&p=263511&viewfull=1#post263511

..hey I had that dream when I was like 17, and I can still remember it so it must have made an impression.

Very nice dream to recall save for the ending with the protagonist feeling shame.

Ah, but the cursed worlds we inhabit. *sighs and sit lost in pondering a bit*

Annika L

Aug 14, 2015, 2:20 AM

void()

Aug 14, 2015, 2:32 AM

Porn *during* sex? Seriously? What is it with guys?

Not that I want to get involved in a love/haters quarrel, but I do see irony in abstractreality2's quote. No connection to pep's...just all on its lonesome...so maybe it's a different irony than void saw? My only real question there is where that quote came from...I assumed it was part of a response to the current question...but it seems to have materialized from thin air.

It's from this thread (http://www.bisexual.com/forum/showthread.php?17246-Help). I see congruency and integrity via the person, in this case pepper. He disparaged over use of electronics in one thread, yet suggested reliance in another. I thought that ironic and had a chuckle. Of course, I comprehend his rational in both arguments, somewhat agree with both. It just tickled my irony 'sensor'.

*goes back to pondering and recollecting*

The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 (gcide)

2. A sort of humor, ridicule, or light sarcasm, which adopts
a mode of speech the meaning of which is contrary to the
literal sense of the words.
[1913 Webster]

The two arguments he posted, in two different threads were contrary to one another, ergo, irony to me.

*returns to pretending to be Deep Thought*

People oft think my thinking is quite complex. It is more oft simply connecting dots with straight lines and naught more. Apologies if the straight lines more than naught intersect other straight lines, at the time I'm connecting dots, usually these other lines do not concern me and are not my creation. Although, at times I too get derailed.

pepperjack

Aug 14, 2015, 10:08 AM

pepperjack

Aug 14, 2015, 10:17 AM

It's from this thread (http://www.bisexual.com/forum/showthread.php?17246-Help). I see congruency and integrity via the person, in this case pepper. He disparaged over use of electronics in one thread, yet suggested reliance in another. I thought that ironic and had a chuckle. Of course, I comprehend his rational in both arguments, somewhat agree with both. It just tickled my irony 'sensor'.

*goes back to pondering and recollecting*

The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 (gcide)

2. A sort of humor, ridicule, or light sarcasm, which adopts
a mode of speech the meaning of which is contrary to the
literal sense of the words.
[1913 Webster]

The two arguments he posted, in two different threads were contrary to one another, ergo, irony to me.

*returns to pretending to be Deep Thought*

People oft think my thinking is quite complex. It is more oft simply connecting dots with straight lines and naught more. Apologies if the straight lines more than naught intersect other straight lines, at the time I'm connecting dots, usually these other lines do not concern me and are not my creation. Although, at times I too get derailed.

Void, we're not talking about electronics in general here but about how we depend on them in relation to our sexual activities. So, your comparison is irrelevant, from deep left field, which is why I failed to see the irony.

And I wasn't disparaging gamers in general but a certain group I was unfortunate enough to have as co-workers. That was plain in my post on that thread.

void()

Aug 14, 2015, 11:05 AM

Void, we're not talking about electronics in general here but about how we depend on them in relation to our sexual activities. So, your comparison is irrelevant, from deep left field, which is why I failed to see the irony.

And I wasn't disparaging gamers in general but a certain group I was unfortunate enough to have as co-workers. That was plain in my post on that thread.

"... electronics in general here but about how we depend on them in relation to our sexual activities. So, your comparison is irrelevant, from deep left field, which is why I failed to see the irony."

That is what you see as deep left field though. To me it is as clear as ...

"...I wasn't disparaging gamers in general but a certain group I was unfortunate enough to have as co-workers. That was plain in my post on that thread."

is to you. The relationship I inferred regards people and electronics in any context, subtext assigned or implied. It is just interesting to see two opposing arguments, pro and con as relates to people and their relationship with electronics or technology, especially when both arguments come from one person. I am speaking of people generally, all people and not one subset of people.

I did see the context of the other post and saw clearly you were discussing one subset of people. I broadened the scope and saw it as commentary regarding all people. Yes, this was my choice. Yes, it was my choice to chuckle. My choice to mention it. Thought you would see it as well, chuckle too.

Again, I using what I took as the definition of irony, saw irony. That prompted my choices, as I recognize you too seem keen to discern such things as irony, sarcasm and see the humor in them. Apparently, I over thought.

You say my vision comes from deep left field. Well, the 'Coach'/Life/Nature/The Cosmos put me way out here for some reason, if you like. :) He left all you nearsighted folks covering the bases. Saw you holding first last week, this week you're on second.

You might get bumped out here to relieve me next week. *chuckles* I don't think the 'Coach*' has any real favorites. It just puts you where you go and ... "no matter where you go, there you are." :)

I'm not arguing with you, only clarifying this view I have because you seem not to see it. * taps it over on the telegraph line "... --- ... :banghead:" *

At times it gets to feel frustrating, what as no one else can 'see' like yourself. Other times, it is downright hilarious. That's what makes communication both a blessing and curse, no one 'sees' the same because no one experiences the same. This is why at times, I fuss about words being in the way, they truly are at times. :)

And that "is what it is". Neither of us, no anyone else can alter that. We merely accept it at value and continue on. Or we go mad, or both ... :bigrin::confused::cutelaugh:wacko::tong::rolleyes ::2cents::)

So I resign myself to being far more quiet than of late, here. It seems, to me at least, it is more difficult than not to share fun or what I at least see as fun. Not apologizing for my humor or sense of it. We all find different views in life, all are granted that freely and none can alter that unless we consent. Ergo, I'll just be quieter as I find little to say in the face of the adversities of being human.

And I'm alright with that. My opinion, views are not so important, nor do I believe or know them to be. The same as I know no one else's are as to be so important either. At the end of a day, ... it is what it is.

void()

Aug 14, 2015, 11:40 PM

Yes, it's true, men are more voyeuristic than women, although I did have a girlfriend once who enjoyed watching it with me while we frolicked on the floor in front of the set. And in the present context I said as "a prelude to." Sometimes I meet a potential guest who requests it.

Ah, speak for yourself. I can get really fired up over well written erotica, whereby the reader is contracted to supply the imagery. Also like those soppy chick flicks, simply because they have a universal plot and seldom differ far from it. This reminds me of something ... * the wavy lines begin, and the really funky "woo woo" music * ... And, so you see kids bisexuals truly can have the living happily ever after with all the finest romantic trimmings and great sex. :) ;)

Annika L

Aug 15, 2015, 4:25 PM

It sounds like I should clarify here. I have nothing against pornography (aside from the not-insignificant exploitation issues) as a way to build arousal...have used it myself, and enjoyed it. Erotica can be even better...can dig into your brain and revisit you again and again, mmmm.

But I think of both porn and erotica as fore-foreplay (especially when one partner reads to the other). *During* sex feels like...hmmm...you shouldn't have attention to spare to it.

pepperjack

Aug 15, 2015, 9:19 PM

Ah, speak for yourself. I can get really fired up over well written erotica, whereby the reader is contracted to supply the imagery. Also like those soppy chick flicks, simply because they have a universal plot and seldom differ far from it. This reminds me of something ... * the wavy lines begin, and the really funky "woo woo" music * ... And, so you see kids bisexuals truly can have the living happily ever after with all the finest romantic trimmings and great sex. :) ;)

I was speaking for myself and the majority of men out there. :rolleyes: My post was based on documented polling & research; why the defensive posture ? Sheesh ! :rolleyes:

void()

Aug 15, 2015, 11:06 PM

I was speaking for myself and the majority of men out there. :rolleyes: My post was based on documented polling & research; why the defensive posture ? Sheesh ! :rolleyes:

Not defensive merely expressing I liked erotica a bit more than porn. I am simply not the majority of men, though. Again that's not defensive, only stating fact and my preference. You do the same. The majority of visitors to this site do the same.

Ultimately it really does not matter to me, erotica or porn, they can both lead to the same ends. A shame conversing on this site does not seem to lead to that end. All the same beginning to seem a person cannot even do the conversing here. The site has really declined a lot, not pointing fingers, sites do decline like that.

pepperjack

Aug 15, 2015, 11:37 PM

void()

Aug 16, 2015, 1:29 AM

As a writer I'm definitely no stranger to erotica.

Accidentally discovered dad's collection of men's magazines shortly after hitting puberty; kismet ? And since I was absorbing books like a sponge at the time, I stumbled onto this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Hill. Needless to say, I was engrossed, night after night, after lights out had been announced, relieving raging hormones.

Later, in my teens, I became somewhat addicted to the reader's submissions in the Penthouse Forum, which was, btw, where I first discovered bisexuality & became turned onto it.

Maybe the topic here should have been ' Erotica' instead. :suave:

Some describe Marquis de Sade (http://is.gd/VwYpIK) as pornography. Can understand why, yet to others his works are erotica. One I am fond of is Dialogue Between A Dying Man and a Priest. There is mention of sexuality but this work more aptly visits morals, ethics, philosophy, religion, the human condition. Easy, for me at least, to understand why he was driven mad. I think this work closely resembles what I suggested earlier, a writer raping readers. It was erotic, and intellectual seduction for me. There was no rape here. I enjoyed the read. *blushing*

PS: You would need to go mad too pepper, to seduce me. I may help or may not. Not quite give it a lot of consideration. Pity this mind even attunes itself to walking out after thoughts.

"Oh look! A squirrel running by. Must chase!" :)

Annika L

Aug 17, 2015, 3:58 PM

I think we're ready for a new topic. Hmmm, we haven't yet talked about:

What politicians are the sexiest?

pepperjack

Aug 17, 2015, 4:30 PM

I know Sarah Palin is a very controversial, unpopular figure with many people but politics aside, I've always seen her as very physically attractive. :2cents:

void()

Aug 17, 2015, 4:34 PM

Don't really pay much attention to the people that are politicians, themselves. More keen to follow ideas. Never considered politicians as being sexy. They wear too many suits, even the women.

* wanders over to the befuddled couch to sit a spell *

Annika L

Aug 18, 2015, 12:26 PM

I suppose if I'm going for outrageous topics not yet discussed in this forum, I should have asked for the kinkiest fantasy you ever had about a politician. :tongue:

But void, suits can be very sexy!

void()

Aug 18, 2015, 5:11 PM

But void, suits can be very sexy!

* makes a note, slides a bit farther away * I guess some people could find them so. * scoots back some more * Know that I'm not some people.

But yet I suppose in the spirit of participation, ...

<very sanitized and safe version>

I would like purchasing a politician one egg of Silly Putty, and let them go play in the park for an afternoon.

</very sanitized and safe version>

Cannot print/write/speak the unsanitary and unsafe version as consequence of it being known would damn me to vanishing, for real. Enough said the less said.

pepperjack

Aug 18, 2015, 6:05 PM

Yup......http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/221847571537?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82......suits are sexy :smilies15

darkeyes

Aug 18, 2015, 6:18 PM

Yup......http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/221847571537?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82......suits are sexy :smilies15
Depends who is in them to set them off... Kate ... o God.. yes.. and me x boss... orgasmic... luff gels who power dress...:impleased

void()

Aug 18, 2015, 9:31 PM

* realizes he's in room of suit worshiping people, hides his cotton short wearing only body behind the cacti named Dave *

Annika L

Aug 20, 2015, 2:36 AM

darkeyes

Aug 20, 2015, 5:13 AM

Silly void. I do not worship suits. I simply recognize their sexiness potential. The suit does not make the sexy...it's the wearer and how it's worn, for sure. But there are loads of other ways to be sexy as well.

Now stop hiding behind Dave...you're making him nervous and he's getting prickly. ...ooooo I agree wivya, Annika, 'bout suits... owt we wear really.. but tell lickle Fwan, darlin'.. wot loads of otha ways, hmmmm?:tongue::impleased:love87:

elmwood7

Aug 20, 2015, 6:40 AM

I like suits..... Birthday Suits!

void()

Aug 20, 2015, 10:28 AM

* steps out from behind Dave, slips his shorts off and walks over and sits beside elmwood. void then begins to slow and playfully rub his hands up and down elmwoods thigh *

Just because Dave was prickly does not mean he is the only one. I'll just sit here a while if suits, all these folks with their suits. :) ;)

pepperjack

Aug 20, 2015, 11:04 AM

I'd like to see some more input on politicians considered sexy. :tongue:

darkeyes

Aug 20, 2015, 12:46 PM

pepperjack

Aug 20, 2015, 1:08 PM

John F. Kennedy was considered to be a handsome & virile man and had a reputation as a womanizer. :2cents:

sysper

Aug 20, 2015, 7:31 PM

I'm afraid sexy and politicians in this country r 2 words which dont mix. And very rarely abroad... the desire for power I have always found unedifying, and irrespective of political party, I have always found that they may be pretty and even beautiful, that politics and power somehow makes them ugly inside as human beings.
i'm with u there about being turned off by someone who has that desire for power. i could see myself getting attracted to a politician who is into politics honestly to make the world a better place, as if those exist :|

pepperjack

Aug 20, 2015, 7:58 PM

Then there's this fact of life http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Political-groupie-who-crossed-the-line-3094107.php

Annika L

Aug 20, 2015, 8:14 PM

Ok, ok, I can read the writing on the wall here. And I agree with it...I personally find the pursuit of power to be silly, rather than sexy. I admit I put it out there in part to see if there *were* any sexy politicians out there. Or at least what people though sexy in a politician. I'm afraid I can't get past Sarah Palin's appalling lack of judgment and her personality. Four years of winks and smirks would have seen me vacating the country, methinks.

So yeah, definitely time for a topic change.

What is your best sexual experience or fantasy involving fruit?

(I know we've hit on food before, but never fruit specifically, I don't think.)

void()

Aug 21, 2015, 1:26 AM

I confess, I am a total goof. This will sound very extremely messed up. Let me preface it by attaching it is fantasy. Not sure it could ever be. Keep imagining myself lapping up rasins out of a lady's pussy. Also imagine lapping up mandarin wedges from a man's ass. As I said, I'm a goof. Not sure why I have such odd fruity sexual fanstasies. Perhaps it is due to being ...

bitten by a radioactive platypus

abducted by aliens

brought in for a nice chat with some monster named Bruno, still having issues with dimming the lights when I burp from that

mysteriously finding a transdimensional rift once in a farming equipment store, traveling back in time and subjected to far too many Budwiser frog commercials

*music cues* Too kinky, too kinky for my shirt, too kinky, too kinky for my shorts, too kinky ...

Annika L

Aug 21, 2015, 12:50 PM

Mango peel...peeled a mango (years ago), and had bits of peel with just a tad of flesh clinging to them. Sooo soft and interestingly tongue-like in texture. My partner and I were in a very experimental frame of mind, and...well, I'll leave the scene in the shower up to individual imaginations.

void()

Aug 21, 2015, 6:45 PM

pepperjack

Aug 21, 2015, 8:09 PM

Used to enjoy this wine on a regular basis years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWrVksbzq-0

One Friday night, while my then girlfriend & I were celebrating the end of the work week by imbibing & frolicking naked in my bedroom, I spilled some on myself. It trickled down my torso & rested you know where. She decide to orally sample & loved it! Made for a highly enhanced sensation for me also. ;) :smilies15

void()

Aug 21, 2015, 10:46 PM

--[Redacted]-- Made for a highly enhanced sensation for me also. ;) :smilies15

Sounds rather enjoyable.

Annika L

Aug 22, 2015, 2:58 AM

Hah! Made void blush. Mission accomplished.

void()

Aug 22, 2015, 6:54 AM

Hah! Made void blush. Mission accomplished.

Ah, see how you are now. Mango peel, two ladies and a shower certainly was enough to fire the imagination here. The imagination for sure watched something very beautiful and erotic. Yes, I was got.

You're quite sneaky though, turning a guy's imagination against himself. Oh well, it was a pleasant embarrasment. :)

Annika L

Aug 22, 2015, 12:12 PM

Ah, see how you are now. Mango peel, two ladies and a shower certainly was enough to fire the imagination here. The imagination for sure watched something very beautiful and erotic. Yes, I was got.

You're quite sneaky though, turning a guy's imagination against himself. Oh well, it was a pleasant embarrasment. :)

And a true story, nonetheless.

pepperjack

Aug 22, 2015, 6:49 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL4pLbl7XH0 ;)

void()

Aug 22, 2015, 7:17 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL4pLbl7XH0 ;)

*chuckles* Appropriate song imho.

And I do not doubt Annika is conveying a true story.

pepperjack

Aug 22, 2015, 7:29 PM

Yes it is; couldn't resist. :smilies15

void()

Aug 23, 2015, 6:14 AM

Yes it is; couldn't resist. :smilies15

We ough to behave ourselves, some may accuse of us being related in some way such as biological family. Then, they may go as far as suggesting we'd be brother fuckers. Even on auto-pilot I cannot refuse good puns.

Annika L

Aug 23, 2015, 9:41 PM

No need to *behave*, sheesh! And puns are never to be refused.

void()

Aug 24, 2015, 12:11 AM

No need to *behave*, sheesh! And puns are never to be refused.

Are you sure there is no knead?

Annika L

Aug 24, 2015, 1:13 AM

Are you sure there is no knead?

:banghead: d'ough!

sysper

Aug 24, 2015, 1:35 AM

:banghead: d'ough!
not an intelligent post, sounds.....wait for it.....half baked

void()

Aug 24, 2015, 2:52 AM

not an intelligent post, sounds.....wait for it.....half baked

Baked? Well yes, yes I am ... :stoned::suave: <--- joking

Although the nerve pain medication is starting to spasm my back into submission. It beats the poop out of the nerves, until the nerves ... like it. Side effect, unrenlenting urge to either pass out, or quit fighting and sleep. Drawing near that now, too. I sat too much today.

Annika L

Aug 24, 2015, 8:03 PM

And a new topic:

What is the most prominently that the moon (Earth's moon, to be clear) has figured into your sexual experience or fantasy life?

I recall one January night in our early 20's, my partner and I seeking privacy at my parent's house, and the best/least conspicuous we could do was in the moonlight in a huge snowdrift behind the shed. It was about 10F...and very hot.

void()

Aug 25, 2015, 12:49 AM

Being a lunatic here, I object to this line of questioning, officer. I will now invoke my right to silence until such time an attorney is present.

All kidding aside, have a recollection of a canoe on a lake once with a gal. She felt assured it would have capsized with her howling like a ... in heat for me. Fortunately, no such waterlogging happened. Even if had, think she would have been surprised. Me being wired different, I'm the dumb bozo what gets harder when colder. Darn shame I forgot her name as gentleman are often taught to do. Not out of disrespect rather the opposite. No doing then, telling.

Annika L

Aug 25, 2015, 1:54 AM

void()

Aug 25, 2015, 2:29 AM

Just checking...this was a moonlit lake?

Right officer that would be correct. The lake was moonlit. I'm remembering something, probably unimportant, think her name started with an L.

No, that's all wrong it started with a T. I get lysdexic at times, confused for concrete blocks and all you know? * watches to ensure the officer 'buys' it *

Annika L

Aug 27, 2015, 5:07 PM

Geez, peeps...I'd have thought we'd have had all kinds of scintillating moon discussions. Maybe you were all burned out over our conversation about heavenly bodies.

Alright...if space is getting you down, let's switch to our planet's greatest natural resource: water.

What is the deepest water in which you've had sex? Please include a description of the challenges involved...there are pervy minds here who need to be satisfied.

pepperjack

Aug 27, 2015, 10:34 PM

Does sex in the shower count? ;) IMO, one of the most titillating images on the planet is that of a woman in the shower.:tongue:

Annika L

Aug 28, 2015, 12:09 AM

Does sex in the shower count? ;) IMO, one of the most titillating images on the planet is that of a woman in the shower.:tongue:

Darling, if that's the deepest water you've had sex in, then it's the deepest water you've had sex in. Of course it counts.

darkeyes

Aug 28, 2015, 7:02 AM

Darling, if that's the deepest water you've had sex in, then it's the deepest water you've had sex in. Of course it counts.
Hmmm..depends. A freezing cold freshwater rock pool in Glen Rosa on Isle of Arran wich is about 15' deep.. lessen one counts the edge of Atlantic ocean in a foot of water... middle of wich is ver deep indeed.. the Pacific, naughties we had on the beach not in water...:impleased tho wee snog and huggle in the ocean...

pepperjack

Aug 28, 2015, 11:14 AM

Darling, if that's the deepest water you've had sex in, then it's the deepest water you've had sex in. Of course it counts.

Actually, no. Have had other h2o experiences.

void()

Aug 28, 2015, 11:35 AM

Roughly four to six inches of water. A big challenge faced was being
very slick, slippery.

pepperjack

Aug 28, 2015, 12:09 PM

Hmmm..depends. A freezing cold freshwater rock pool in Glen Rosa on Isle of Arran wich is about 15' deep.. lessen one counts the edge of Atlantic ocean in a foot of water... middle of wich is ver deep indeed.. the Pacific, naughties we had on the beach not in water...:impleased tho wee snog and huggle in the ocean...

15' of freezing cold water ? :yikes2: I think willie would be preoccupied with trying to survive hypothermia. ;)

darkeyes

Aug 28, 2015, 1:26 PM

15' of freezing cold water ? :yikes2: I think willie would be preoccupied with trying to survive hypothermia. ;)
Willie wud.. but luckily neither Kate or I have willies..;)

We also got spotted from other side of the glen 1st time we ev did it there a few days earlier only that time out of the water... cuppla lickle ole ladies screaming hystestically at our naughtie shenanigans:yikes2:... we recognised them in Lamlash later that evening.. they however didn't have a clue who we wer being fully dressed for the evenin's fun and games...:eek2::impleased

pepperjack

Aug 28, 2015, 8:28 PM

I was once seduced by an older woman, a co-worker at the time. She was a very independent divorcee; owned her own home, completely paid for, very isolated in the countryside. My intuition told me something was up when she invited me for dinner in that remote location. :rolleyes:

It was in the summer & she set the stage magnificently. She had a dinner of my favorite German ( she was also of German descent ) foods prepared on the back deck when I arrived. Just across from the dinner table was a refrigerator well stocked with various beers. And next to that was a Jacuzzi, emanating its sensual warmth at sunset while we dined.

I was already in hedonistic heaven with the food & beer :tongue: when she persuaded me to strip and plunge in. I basked in there for awhile as she did an impromptu strip tease in front of me, eventually revealing a very voluptuous hour-glass figure for a woman her age. She joined me and we indulged in some heated sensual foreplay & when the sexual tension became too much, she suggested we move to her living room floor where she had pillows strewn about the carpeted floor in front of a crackling fireplace.

By this time, it was dark, so we had the background sounds of nature infiltrating through open windows as we finally unleashed our animalistic urges.

One of my fondest sexual memories. :impleased

As an afterthought, Annika, there might have been a full moon that night. ;)

Annika L

Aug 29, 2015, 12:12 AM

Let's address this first:

Hmmm..depends. A freezing cold freshwater rock pool in Glen Rosa on Isle of Arran wich is about 15' deep.. lessen one counts the edge of Atlantic ocean in a foot of water... middle of wich is ver deep indeed..

Nay, dear lass. A foot of water is a foot deep, even if it is connected to much deeper water. And the beach is not in water...unless/until it is.

For my own answer, it would have been in the Atlantic in about 4 feet of water, many years ago now. Frankly, I've always had sensitivity issues in water...hot or cold. And currents, tides, and all provided sufficient distractions of balance, etc., that orgasm was just plain difficult to reach. Fortunately I am persistent, and I don't shy from a challenge. :tongue:

void()

Aug 29, 2015, 9:26 PM

Did have another experience regarding water. It was not quite sexual,
though a little erotic. The experience happened at a powwow.

One of the chiefs had nominated me to babysit a drunkard. A shaman
thought the best remedy for the drunkard was three nights and days in a
sweat lodge. This meant I had to go to the sweat lodge, wanting to or
not.

The shaman's remedy did in fact work. As a benefit, he saw I spoke with
a good totem. Once we were released from the lodge the drunkard could
only pass out.

A few of the braves discouraged me from doing that. We first stumbled,
crawled and slithered into a cold lake. Walking was too heavy for us to
have ran to it.

Once we dipped in the lake for about a minute, we each took a two minute
turn in an outdoor shower which had only colder, cold water. It was
there I first understood being wired a lot differently than many.

In the shower, which was communal by nature, was a young mother and
younger daughter. To my shame I was fully erect and seemed ready for
anything. This was not brought on by these ladies and the mother
understood that.

On leaving the shower, I met this lady's husband who also understood. He
chuckled, patted me on the shoulder and suggested I go see the rest of
the braves. Our party of braves took flight in a way, skirting around
the camp no further than two miles.

We returned to camp right before dawn broke. Hit the showers again, then
went to our respective lodges and curled up in pelts. No one seemed too
eager to rouse us that day.

darkeyes

Aug 30, 2015, 9:07 PM

More water fun.. pash in the shower this morning... oops.. yesterday morning now.. bit more about an hour ago..:impleased

Life is triff hey:tongue:?

void()

Aug 30, 2015, 10:35 PM

More water fun.. pash in the shower this morning... oops.. yesterday morning now.. bit more about an hour ago..:impleased

Life is triff hey:tongue:?

Woot!!! :) :D

darkeyes

Aug 31, 2015, 1:23 PM

No water 2day, just nice pub lunch wiv wee Craigie, Fluffy n Kit and a relaxing tootle up the Mile 2 take in last day of the fringe.. as ever.. much fun and lunacy! Sam's ice cream slopped out of her cone on2 a guy's knee and some run up inside of his shorts.. Sam apologised.. Fran tried 2 keep str8 face.. failed...:impleased. Not a gud example 2 set the childers but sorry it wos just 2 funny.. :tongue:.

Q. Why in last 3 months has no1 objected 2 me breast feeding babba in public? Disappointed... have been ready, eager and willing for an argy bargy 'bout me rights since b4 Kit wos born! ;)

void()

Aug 31, 2015, 1:34 PM

Q. Why in last 3 months has no1 objected 2 me breast feeding babba in public? Disappointed... have been ready, eager and willing for an argy bargy 'bout me rights since b4 Kit wos born! ;)

Ye daft git, look in ye mirror and tell me dey gonna grumble at ye to feed de babba in public wive ye breast. lass ye be gonna find yeself in the bug house sooner yon think.

darkeyes

Aug 31, 2015, 2:28 PM

Ye daft git, look in ye mirror and tell me dey gonna grumble at ye to feed de babba in public wive ye breast. lass ye be gonna find yeself in the bug house sooner yon think.
Find mesel wiv barney on me hands... really want 2... but am wondering if all those who went b4 me prepared the ground.. surely my lickle part of the world hasn't become quite so accepting? Sighhhhh.... :(

void()

Aug 31, 2015, 3:02 PM

Find mesel wiv barney on me hands... really want 2... but am wondering if all those who went b4 me prepared the ground.. surely my lickle part of the world hasn't become quite so accepting? Sighhhhh.... :(

Aye, well it mabe has got that droll that ye are not keen to raise a todge worth o' hoot n holler fer it. Dey see ye be one o' dem dere lady folk wot barter no cruft and kick shite outa those what does. no need dems think then get ye all bothered, no want an arse kickin'.

Annika L

Sep 2, 2015, 1:29 AM

Find mesel wiv barney on me hands... really want 2...

Clearly, it's time for a topic-change...and I think Fran has provided the perfect inspiration.

What part of Barney (yes, the purple dinosaur) do you find most arousing?

Note that the question does not suggest that you like Barney or that you find any part of him particularly arousing...but surely there more and less arousing bits. Personally, I'd have to say his tail. If he had little mincing T-rex hands, that might do it...but he practically wears kid-gloves, damn it.

Share and discuss?

void()

Sep 2, 2015, 1:56 AM

Sorry. Finding anything about Barney attractive would be akin to finding
Pennywise attractive, for me. Pennywise and tales of Billy Kinkaid are
what created this visceral phobia of clowns within me.

Wish I could return to innocence where clowns were not frightening.
Unfortunate I cannot. Children's mascots frighten me somewhat as well. I
fault that on a children's show, Romper Room. They had someone dressed
up as a bumble bee.

Apologies for the facepalms, it was a semi-unconcious reaction.

darkeyes

Sep 2, 2015, 4:18 AM

Clearly, it's time for a topic-change...and I think Fran has provided the perfect inspiration.

What part of Barney (yes, the purple dinosaur) do you find most arousing?

Note that the question does not suggest that you like Barney or that you find any part of him particularly arousing...but surely there more and less arousing bits. Personally, I'd have to say his tail. If he had little mincing T-rex hands, that might do it...but he practically wears kid-gloves, damn it.

Share and discuss?
Note.. barney.. small b. Noun.. to have argy bargy.. in partic, a ver noisy argy bargy. Summat I must admit afterwards it is not unknown for me 2 feel somewot randy (depending on the recipient of me ire and the reason for a4sed argy bargy).. adjective.. aroused sexually. Not randy as in rude and agressive...:impleased

May I say tho, Annika.. haven't a clue who Barney the purple dinosaur is.. mayb is on Brit telly, but wudnt kno... he serpently isn't on mine! :eek2:

void()

Sep 2, 2015, 8:44 AM

Note.. barney.. small b. Noun.. to have argy bargy.. in partic, a ver noisy argy bargy. Summat I must admit afterwards it is not unknown for me 2 feel somewot randy (depending on the recipient of me ire and the reason for a4sed argy bargy).. adjective.. aroused sexually. Not randy as in rude and agressive...:impleased

May I say tho, Annika.. haven't a clue who Barney the purple dinosaur is.. mayb is on Brit telly, but wudnt kno... he serpently isn't on mine! :eek2:

Oh but you must. :devil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb57QtoLNfg

darkeyes

Sep 2, 2015, 9:57 AM

..am much 2 bizzy preparing the kids for the return of DM and Penfold!!! Auntie may have got it badly wrong wiv Room 101, but a brand new series of Danger Mouse can only b gud thing:impleased! DM wos Fran's childhood!:tongue:

pepperjack

Sep 2, 2015, 7:30 PM

Why couldn't it have been Miss Piggy ? :smilies15

darkeyes

Sep 2, 2015, 8:51 PM

Have never liked muppets much.. not even the films. So Miss Piggy nev had a look in... Loathed Sesame Street... still loathe Sesame Street... Is ok... Kate and the kids think me as daft as u r prob thinking me now, Pep. But we like wot we like and h8 wot we h8... can't help Muppets and Sesame Street r a pet h8..:eek2:

pepperjack

Sep 2, 2015, 9:09 PM

darkeyes

Sep 3, 2015, 6:55 AM

Annika L

Sep 3, 2015, 5:40 PM

Into English common usage and indeed in2 the Oxford English Dictionary has passed the word "muppet", meaning a person who has no idea about anything.. we have a Prime Minister, a government and a parliament who could be described as muppets.. however, I , in common with most of Scots people and increasing numbers of other British folk, prefer to call them the much older Scottish equivalent word... numpties.. sounds like a word which could easily be given to a children's telly programme with muppets as the cast.. but trust me.. that would be a massive insult to muppets...:eek2:

First, let me say that I am *no* fan of Barney...the question was asked in a spirit of absurdity, and because it has not yet been asked, which is the point of this thread.

Second, we discussed muppet sexual appeal in the first topic of the thread (Barney was *not* a muppet).

Now, in response to Fran's note about muppets vs. numpties for MP's, PM's and the like. I can see where you might get "empty-headed" from the sheer concept of a muppet...after all, at their bare bones, the damned things are technically puppets. Add to that the fact that they arose as part of children's programming in what some might argue is an empty-headed culture, and I get it even more. But however you might have felt about Sesame Street or its muppets (many of whom I'd argue were quite wise, at least at times...though not all or always by any means), the muppets from The Muppet Show series are often downright bitingly insightful...hardly "no idea about anything".

So I definitely agree that calling British politicians "muppets" is an insult to muppets, as is calling muppets "numpties". Stick with numpties for politicians...I'd much rather have numpties for politicians than a bunch of clever folk who try to manipulate the system to further their ends. Hmmm...might Brits be calling their politicians "numpties" due to a kind of denial about reality? Or are British politicians that much of a different breed from their US cousins?

pepperjack

Sep 3, 2015, 5:57 PM

Nope, no difference whatsoever. Fran is expressing the sentiments of the typical American citizen at this present time, hence the unprecedented & meteoric rise of Trump, the mention of whom I'm sure is going to raise her hackles even more. :eek2: ;)

darkeyes

Sep 3, 2015, 6:59 PM

Trump doesnt get me hackles up ne moren ne other rite wing billionaire buffoon wiv aspirations 2 run the world and so gain for himself even more power and wealth for himself at the expense of the poor especially but also the middle and working classes by ensuring the conditions are created within the US economy and if he can, the world economy for that to happen :eek2:. Why, Pep, would that get me hackles up?;)

...as for Annika's post responding to me about muppets, very few British politicians, and especially Tory politicians have any ideas of their own.. any ideas they espouse are the ideas of their masters, and so the true, unelected, political masters of the British people.. Britain's own billionaire class supplemented by ideas from global capital's billionaire class.. and so Annika's reference to muppets being quite wise sometimes rings true 2 a greater deree than perhaps she realises.. for muppet wisdom was the wisdom of script-writer, production company and TV station.... the equivalent of the wisdom or "wisdom" of the Tory Party's billionaire masters and ideas men.. :).

pepperjack

Sep 3, 2015, 7:22 PM

Because, Dark, of the very obvious disdain you expressed for him on another site but I suspect you're being a clever " smart arse" again. ;)

Beginning to see a completely new variation of the expression, " puppet ruler. " :smilies15

And so much for Barney; he bit the dust quickly. :bigrin:

darkeyes

Sep 3, 2015, 7:45 PM

Clever smart arse? Moi? ...as if...;)

.. however, in serpent quarters, it is not unknown for me 2 b referred 2 as Ms Too Clever By Half... and that's me own side. Nobody likes a smart arse as they say.. ;)

pepperjack

Sep 3, 2015, 8:08 PM

I do ! :smilies15 My longtime lady friend of 27 yrs is also a "smart arse." Part of the adhesive that binds us. ;)

void()

Sep 3, 2015, 9:52 PM

* just because it's there ... rummages in the prop closet ... returns to his seat, raises the prop marked with big label reading "HACKLES" off the table in front of himself, plops the "HACKLES" back unto the table and spins back in chair to watch the mud wrestling event and eat sunflower kernels *

Annika L

Sep 3, 2015, 10:25 PM

Nobody likes a smart arse as they say.. ;)

They say that? *sniff* Really? Do they mean it?

I feel so unloved (or at least unliked).

void()

Sep 3, 2015, 11:48 PM

I feel so unloved (or at least unliked).

* likes and loves Annika but from a safe and platonic area, smiles and returns to watching the big old brawler get twisted in knots by dinky pup in the mud ... lobs popcorn at them *

darkeyes

Sep 4, 2015, 6:07 AM

They say that? *sniff* Really? Do they mean it?

I feel so unloved (or at least unliked).
They do.. they do... hard 2 believe, huh?

Dontcha worry, u.... liked, luffed and huggled tillya scream! :)

Annika L

Sep 4, 2015, 5:03 PM

*Basks in the love from void and Fran*

But, but void! You're...*throwing away* popcorn!!? That's like throwing away chocolate...only less expensive...and easier to do by mistake. My point is that you just don't *do* that! Popcorn is...precious...my golden buttery precious....

(fear not, friends; there is no plan in the works for a Sméagol thread/topic)

void()

Sep 4, 2015, 7:20 PM

* stops throwing away popcorn, changes the channel on the video wall to some odd daytime soap opera about Venusian immagrants overrunning the Plutonian ecosphere on Denaba 6 ... goes to fetch the Farstoodle from the kitchen for the soon to be materializing Martian houseguests ...*

darkeyes

Sep 6, 2015, 8:07 AM

void()

Sep 6, 2015, 3:23 PM

U would be much better trying to find an episode or 2 of Balamory 2 watch wiv vimto and malteasers... gr8 fun... if u cant find it ne wer on 'merican telly, u shud b able 2 get it on DVD.. is well worth the watch... our eldest girl was and is a huge fan... the middle 1 even more so.. and they have been since wee.. and so will the lickle 1 b4 2 long... And Kate and I r fans 2.. we have had few mucky times together in the town and on island wer it is filmed (Tobermory on the Isle of Mull).. and me dad swore by the whisky produced by Tobermory's distillery... :)

#What's the story in Balamory... :impleased

Aye, will have to scrape it in for watching. Sounds like sumpin de witch would be keen to watch, least once. She got me wound up over Midsomer Murders a while back, mind nay for kiddies but good story no less. We oft quote one of the reverbating phrases the suspects would say. "what are you saying to me?" And often the Chief Detective would quip, "Listen you, you got a few pages in your book stuck together. ..." Have made it further a running gag with her. "Book, pages? What are some libarian or sumwot? Oy, fetch me something to eat lest I recall canabilism is an option."

Keep wondering when she's plotting to turn over me life insurance and abscond herself to Ireland. Keep telling her Scotland is better, yet after not declaring indepence recently, who knows? * looks very befuddled * Silly todgers on tit o' queen mum and her grace, naught more than beggars still. But I nay be one to say, all the same sea and sky to me.

* puts Balamory in the to see bin, thinking it may be similar to the Wiggles, does not care if it is, will still watch and enjoy ... *

pepperjack

Sep 6, 2015, 4:54 PM

15 hours of back-to-back episodes of a Columbo Marathon on Hallmark Channel Mysteries yesterday https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbo ; to my amazement, the majority of episodes were ones I had not seen previously. Great, relaxing, stimulating day with my favorite detective other than Sherlock Holmes. :impleased Took a break late in the afternoon to get some groceries & beer, then right back to my tv chair. :bigrin: Finally retired sated & content just before midnite. :oh:

void()

Sep 6, 2015, 10:35 PM

15 hours of back-to-back episodes of a Columbo Marathon on Hallmark Channel Mysteries yesterday ...

<Jack Webb impersonation>"That explains it."</Jack Webb impersonation> Duh da duh da <Jack Webb impersonation>"The name is Friday, the partner is Loopy out of bunk ..."</Jack Webb impersonation>

Yes, I have seen Columbo. That's all. Just one more question while I remember it. ... Are you sure it was midnight? I mean, me I never look at clocks except when the chief says I need to see it in the station. Never can keep a watch either. Say, that's a nice one you got there. It must have give you the time last night.

Damn now, I need to write an erotica noir dick novel. <Jimmy Stewart impersonation>Gee, that's a way to help a fella out now. Thanks.</Jimmy Stewart impersonation> * gives pepper a close and big hug, sneaks a smooch, wanders off to do that thing where his fingers beat up the keyboard, realizes his letters are already wearing off, chuckles knowing his fingers will memorize the keys anyway ... *

Annika L

Sep 7, 2015, 12:12 AM

void, you were to count down to 14, no?

Oh, wait! It's *this* thread...how did I get over here?

(I appreciated you correcting your popcorn-related behavior, btw.)

Well, while I'm here, I should probably throw out a new topic, since the current one clearly expired an hour after it was posted (if not sooner).

What mythical beast(s) would you be most interested in having sex with? Again, of course, answering does not imply that you would actually have sex with *any* mythical beast (assuming it suddenly became possible, of course). But...*most* interested.

For instance, I have zero interest in gnome-sex. By contrast (and only by contrast, mind you, not by fantasy) satyrs hold some interest. BUT, to be completely honest, I'm a bit intimidated by satyrs and centaurs. So the question is which mythical beast holds the *most* appeal, even if you'd never actually do them. I'm thinking maybe it would have to be...a unicorn.

void()

Sep 7, 2015, 7:45 AM

Would like to make love to a siren.

sysper

Sep 7, 2015, 11:47 AM

Would like to make love to a siren.
don't u think the firetruck would mind? :rotate:

void()

Sep 7, 2015, 12:03 PM

don't u think the firetruck would mind? :rotate:

Not if we get you to do the firemen first. ;)

sysper

Sep 7, 2015, 12:15 PM

Not if we get you to do the firemen first. ;)
or rather the firemen to do me.....talk about hot! plus the firewomen watching taking pleasure in watching my use

Annika L

Sep 7, 2015, 6:53 PM

Sysper? Your little orgy with the firehall personnel facilitates void's fantasy about the siren. But said personnel are not mythical (though some might claim they are legendary).

What is your own mythical beast hotflash?

sysper

Sep 7, 2015, 7:20 PM

sorry, back on the subject lol...............i would say a mermaid but only if she has "those parts" too i don't wanna be sticking my dong in some fins :upside:

pepperjack

Sep 7, 2015, 7:37 PM

Was also thinking along the lines of sirens & mermaids but issues of penetration ( mermaid ) and inevitable death (siren ) were conjured. Actually, an Amazon was the first to come to mind. Used to be really hot for Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. ;) :smilies15 But she was a glorified version of the female warriors who were actually more like black widow spiders who devour the male after procreation. :eek2: So....still pondering. :rolleyes:

sysper

Sep 7, 2015, 8:20 PM

i like sex but i don't like dying......so maybe some kinda female troll would be a better idea lol

void()

Sep 7, 2015, 9:18 PM

i like sex but i don't like dying......so maybe some kinda female troll would be a better idea lol

Not so worried about the dying. Have already beat death once, maybe two or three times. Once was a for sure. Another time I ought to have died and a third time I likely ough to have as well. Even if a siren does kill me, not sure I could think of a better way to go.

Annika L

Sep 8, 2015, 7:54 PM

i like sex but i don't like dying......so maybe some kinda female troll would be a better idea lol

Female trolls?? Seriously? As some posters might say, eeeeew, that's nasty! Trolls are big...and they are hard...rock hard, even the women...but they tend not to have good hygiene habits. I would never get near the stench of a female troll (let alone a male troll).

But this is an opinion thread, and so I shall respect your taste.

pepperjack

Sep 8, 2015, 8:17 PM

Got it ! A Valkyrie of Norse mythology. An ideal alternative to my previous reluctant choices. :impleased

void()

Sep 8, 2015, 10:29 PM

Got it ! A Valkyrie of Norse mythology. An ideal alternative to my previous reluctant choices. :impleased

* prepares pyre boat for you ... chops up the wood and carves a beautiful alter for you to rest upon ... goes to fetch the pine pitch that will be used as fuel / ignition primer .. shouts at passing Norse villagers "Arg! Gagoyole, kimshe hus ras!" (which roughly translate to "Fetch all this fools belongings. He's chosen a King's death.") ... makes ready the longbow and arrows to launch at the boat once it goes away from the dock ...*

Oh sorry. thought you were rushing to your death. Least a friend can do is help. *snickers and grins snarkily* And yes I am joking.

pepperjack

Sep 8, 2015, 10:43 PM

Ja! A King's death is apropos as Valkyries were attracted to the most valiant of warriors. :impleased Thor knows. ;)

Annika L

Sep 8, 2015, 11:51 PM

Ja! A King's death is apropos as Valkyries were attracted to the most valiant of warriors. :impleased Thor knows. ;)

...and he knew it and knew it! :tongue: *fans self, flushed*

pepperjack

Sep 9, 2015, 12:10 AM

...and he knew it and knew it! :tongue: *fans self, flushed*

Methinks Thor has superseded the unicorn as a mythical object of desire. ;) :2cents:

Melody Dean

Sep 9, 2015, 10:06 AM

Oh, now if Thor is mentioned, I gotta bring up Loki. I mean, come on, shapeshifter, has been a man and a woman, think of the possibilities!

void()

Sep 9, 2015, 4:07 PM

Oh, now if Thor is mentioned, I gotta bring up Loki. I mean, come on, shapeshifter, has been a man and a woman, think of the possibilities!

* faints imaging the possibilities of both Thor & Loki *

Annika L

Sep 9, 2015, 7:42 PM

Methinks Thor has superseded the unicorn as a mythical object of desire. ;) :2cents:

Well, dear, the question was about mythical beasts...I don't think gods or demigods qualify, exactly...even those who may be somewhat beastly. But that doesn't stop Thor from being a hot topic *cough* so to speak.

pepperjack

Sep 9, 2015, 8:05 PM

Well, dear, the question was about mythical beasts...I don't think gods or demigods qualify, exactly...even those who may be somewhat beastly. But that doesn't stop Thor from being a hot topic *cough* so to speak.

I'm well aware & struggled with that, Annika, but you opened the door with Thor, so I entered. ;)

void()

Sep 9, 2015, 11:11 PM

* comes back around * Thor? * faints again as lucidly vivid images of Thor and Loki being his lovers rewind, play, rewind, play in his mind in this weird stop action motion movie theater type of undersexed fantasy, wishes people would not mention the T or L guy ... enjoys his little movie while fainted and passed out ... wears this twisted but blissfully contented smile on his face ...*

Annika L

Sep 10, 2015, 1:11 AM

I'm well aware & struggled with that, Annika, but you opened the door with Thor, so I entered. ;)

*I* opened...*cough, sputter*...me?? Lies and psychobabble!! I believe Post #226 was the first mention of Thor in this thread...look it up and tell me the name of that vile fiend who opened the door with Thor!

void()

Sep 10, 2015, 6:00 AM

* rallies around singing The Lumberjack Song , hears that T name again, struggles ...* No mas, por favor et es muy baco mi blacking out every time I hear that sexy, beastly name. My goodness can we all agree to not say THOR? * falls flat on his face from fainting yet again, drifts off into his fantasy where by Loki has now become a hamster that Thor is wielding rather sadistically and sardonicly in him ... wears a huge grin and drools *

pepperjack

Sep 10, 2015, 6:26 AM

*I* opened...*cough, sputter*...me?? Lies and psychobabble!! I believe Post #226 was the first mention of Thor in this thread...look it up and tell me the name of that vile fiend who opened the door with Thor!

Aren't you really overreacting here ? :rolleyes: Sheesh ! For some reason I was under the impression this thread was meant as lighthearted fun. Fucking excuse me ! :disgust:

void()

Sep 10, 2015, 9:22 AM

Aren't you really overreacting here ? :rolleyes: Sheesh ! For some reason I was under the impression this thread was meant as lighthearted fun. Fucking excuse me ! :disgust:

Well, ... it was ... * sighs, wanders onward *

Annika L

Sep 10, 2015, 11:27 AM

Aren't you really overreacting here ? :rolleyes: Sheesh ! For some reason I was under the impression this thread was meant as lighthearted fun. Fucking excuse me ! :disgust:

Of *course* I was overreacting...that was the fun of it. Don't you know me that well by now? *hugs* (how do we not have a "hug" smiley/icon?)

Melody Dean

Sep 10, 2015, 1:21 PM

Well, dear, the question was about mythical beasts...I don't think gods or demigods qualify, exactly...even those who may be somewhat beastly. But that doesn't stop Thor from being a hot topic *cough* so to speak.

Technically, Loki would still qualify, since he can shapeshift.

void()

Sep 10, 2015, 7:59 PM

](how do we not have a "hug" smiley/icon?)

( psst, it was ... * points at the Daves * ate up the hug smiley after getting to stoned to fix burritos one night. )

void()

Sep 10, 2015, 8:00 PM

Technically, Loki would still qualify, since he can shapeshift.

And my he can be a hamster really well. :oh:

Annika L

Sep 11, 2015, 12:16 AM

Well, clearly we're all chomping at the bit to get into:

With which god or goddess would you most desire a sexual dalliance? Feel free to name more than one (but we'd most appreciate if your preference was clear, if you have one). And demigods are fine too.

I'm anticipating void's answer on this. :rolleyes:

I think I would have to go with Athena. I have always been a sincere admirer. (I have this theory that if it had been me instead of Paris, the Hellenic wars never would have happened.) But if Apollo showed interest...or Bragi of Norse mythology...I could go there too. Oh yeah, I could. Apollo's hot.

Melody Dean

Sep 11, 2015, 11:24 AM

Still Loki. Especially if he looked anything like Tom Hiddleston...

void()

Sep 11, 2015, 6:29 PM

Well as it is a bit of fantasy may as well enjoy it. Would love to be the meat in the middle of these two.

Aphrodite and Eros

I would be lost for weeks on end. Of course, everyone would know to see either of them to call me out.

Know that may seem rather simple and obvious. After today for me, could use simple and obvious.

Annika L

Sep 12, 2015, 1:49 AM

*sings* "Meat me in the middle...with you."

void()

Sep 13, 2015, 6:45 AM

"Stuck in the middle with you ..."

Poor noodle in my skull. Think it has been in overdrive of late. And yesterday wife asks, "so do we want to consider buying that place?"

She found land and house for around 40k, looking into an USDA housing loan. We'll see. I need to write more. *nodding*

Annika L

Sep 14, 2015, 9:08 PM

Hmmm...our taste for the mythical seems to be running thin. Shall we try the brutally concrete?

What tools (power or classical) have you most profitably incorporated into sex or sexual fantasies?

void()

Sep 15, 2015, 12:21 AM

What tools (power or classical) have you most profitably incorporated into sex or sexual fantasies?

Bah. Sorry, got lost in a word. Do that at times for no rime or reason. Would like to better understand what is meant in profitably, please? Can see that in a few different ways from here and not sure which is correct in this context. Yes, I understand we're having fun. Still like to have adequate understanding even in fun.

Not trying to be a Richard Cranium here. Difficult enough to just be me at times. Also while being less ambiguous, can I ask what is considered a tool. I see the mind as a tool and employ it, either mine or those of others in order to attain ends and or means. Also see a computer as a tool. See dressers as tools and broke two while enjoying my wife on different occasions, broke a bed doing the same with her once as well.

We just went at it and things broke. I get animalistic & it's not helped but to see things get broke. :oh: Boggle. I may need sleep more than I seek to avoid it.

Annika L

Sep 16, 2015, 4:29 PM

Bah. Sorry, got lost in a word. Do that at times for no rime or reason. Would like to better understand what is meant in profitably, please? Can see that in a few different ways from here and not sure which is correct in this context. Yes, I understand we're having fun. Still like to have adequate understanding even in fun.

Not trying to be a Richard Cranium here. Difficult enough to just be me at times. Also while being less ambiguous, can I ask what is considered a tool. I see the mind as a tool and employ it, either mine or those of others in order to attain ends and or means. Also see a computer as a tool. See dressers as tools and broke two while enjoying my wife on different occasions, broke a bed doing the same with her once as well.

We just went at it and things broke. I get animalistic & it's not helped but to see things get broke. :oh: Boggle. I may need sleep more than I seek to avoid it.

LOL, not a problem, void...the question probably deserves some clarification.

I was using "profitably" in the loose, non-monetary sense: yields good result...I mean, I suppose you could use the technical definition of (revenue - cost) too, if you understand both quantities to be non-monetary, but pleasure-oriented.

I was using "tool", however, in a somewhat more literal sense. I understand that a computer could technically count as a tool (though a brain doesn't actually meet the definition...at least not for most tasks...think on that)...but that definition of tool is a bit broader than what I had in mind. I offered up power tools and "classical tools". Both were intended to be the kind one would keep in a workshop, toolbox, toolbench, or toolshed. Maybe you keep your computer there; who knows...it's still not a power tool, damn it...because it just isn't.

That said, it is entirely within the spirit of this thread/discussion to bring up "improvised tools" as well. For instance, we were given a beautiful glass wine decanter several years ago, with a stopper that is tapered at the stopper-end, but broadens out to an oblong bulb near the top, is delightfully smooth all around, and quite heavy. That has been used as a tool in a number of ways on a number of occasions...I'll leave how to your imagination.