Pledge of Alliegience.

[TwylaTwobits]

Okay so I'm at the grocery today and this elderly woman was in the chip aisle as I once again searched in vain for chicken chips.

I said, more to myself than to her, that I wish they carried chicken chips.

She asked me where I had chicken chips, I told her. She said that sounds good, wish I could go somewhere but i can't fly.

So she goes off on this tangent which was actually a cute story. Apparently she had attended a funeral of a pretty respected Democratic woman and ran into the now 35 year old granddaughter she had taught in elementary school.

One morning during the pledge of allegience she looked up and saw this little girl just crying her eyes out.

She asked her why she was so sad.

The little girl replied "why are you so mean to my grandma?"

The teacher was stunned, I don't even know your grandma she said.

"But every day we say the pledge and you make us say 'I pledge allegience to the Republicans...."

She then taught the first grade class the actual words to the pledge

[roy m cox]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance

to the [republic] for which it stands:
not republican

[Hephaestion]

IsItAllOverMyFace?

"......Let's not forget how our current president has spent the most money out of every single previous president..."

Does this include paying for the mistakes of the banking profession?

Twyla's 'double entendre' story is here appreciated.

H.

[darkeyes]

What does being republican have anything to do with treating an old woman mean?

Everyone knows that the democrats or at least our current president are leaning towards Socialism and that they are worse than the Republicans at the pork barrel/pork earmark spending on bridges to nowhere.

Republicans care more about the rights of Senior citizens and the elderly than democrats do and that medicare for the elderly will just get fucked over if the national health care plan goes though that will put us in even more debt.

Let's not forget how our current president has spent the most money out of every single previous president, including George Bush who was previously in office, and by spending these gargantuan amounts of money that no other United States President ever has and hopefully never will again, they are putting future generations of Americans into even more debt that they'll never be able to climb out of or pay off and fucking them over even more which is what a huge government loves to do to its people in the first place and even the democrats love to do this.

Of course the sad part is that lots of children are brainwashed politically and used as pawns by their parents and teachers like the kids who sang the song about Obama in their public school since their teacher made it up, and like this little girl that Twyla wrote about.

*methinks humour transplant is required 'ere*:tong:

[allbimyself]

*methinks humour transplant is required 'ere*:tong:
Or back to grammar school. Reading comprehension skills in doubt.

[rissababynta]

Well, at least some of us got it, and the story was greatly appreciated here too lol.

[darkeyes]

Or back to grammar school. Reading comprehension skills in doubt.

.. an me jus the person 2 help 'em out an all Allbi.. tee hee:tong:

[allbimyself]

.. an me jus the person 2 help 'em out an all Allbi.. tee hee:tong:

Good point. If someone can understand franspeak they shouldn't have problems with English. :bigrin:

[chook]

I still cant get over that you cant get chicken chips?????



Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[FalconAngel]

*methinks humour transplant is required 'ere*:tong:

I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed that someone didn't get the joke.

Is it possible that misunderstanding is a byproduct of skimming, rather than reading?

:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed that someone didn't get the joke.

Is it possible that misunderstanding is a byproduct of skimming, rather than reading?

:bigrin:

Moren u an me noticed babes...byproduct of idiocy bout fits the bill.;) Rabbittin politics is fine..in its place..not wen we talkin giggles... least not seriously wen we talkin giggles... :rolleyes:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Some little school kids had to sing an Obama song? I didnt know he had his own song......
Cat

[TwylaTwobits]

Thanks to the ones who actually got that it was a humorous story on misheard words.

I thought to share here with my friends as we ofttimes need a bit of humor that isn't about sex or no sex. Sad a few, as was pointed out, didn't actually get the joke.

[darkeyes]

Thanks to the ones who actually got that it was a humorous story on misheard words.

I thought to share here with my friends as we ofttimes need a bit of humor that isn't about sex or no sex. Sad a few, as was pointed out, didn't actually get the joke.

Is not that peeps got the jest Twyla is it?? Its the miracle that sum didn.. sum peeps don haff makeya chin bounce off floor wiv their dimwittedness...:tong:

[TwylaTwobits]

ROFLMAO, Darkeyes :) You make me smile and I love your accent that shows so clearly in your way of typing.

[darkeyes]

ROFLMAO, Darkeyes :) You make me smile and I love your accent that shows so clearly in your way of typing.

Muuuahhhhhh!!!:tong:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Some people just dont know how to make humor fun, Twi. :}
Silly Cat